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― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
ILNFL during football season = my favorite ilx thing ever
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
a) they weren't always guys, dude
"susan douglas" RIP
― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
"a) they weren't always guys, dude"
who were the women talking at length about ashlee simpson on the teen pop threads back then?
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
the in-depth critical analysis by people outside the target demographic for garbage media has always weirded me out, I can't help it.
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
was there ever any evidence for calling the teenpop guys pedophiles? im not gonna go look up a teenpop thread bc im on my phone right now. but were they supercreepy?
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
no
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
^^^^^
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, all Perpetua jokes aside, not really
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
I wouldn't charge pedophilia (come on now) but a bunch of old dudes extolling at length over some shit put out by a bunch of morons to make a quick buck off a young nubile face is ... odd. it just makes me wonder about the underlying psychology of it all. I'm fully aware that this position exposes my own prejudices.
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
extolling at length the virtues of... that should say
really? really? ffs.
there were at least two, maybe three, you can go look them up if you want
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
I just checked out of curiosity, and Abby McDonald and Je4nne Fury were both regular contributors to the first rolling teenpop thread (2006).
― Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
lol did you hear the dogwhistle lex
(I don't consider you "old" btw)
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
haha i do not believe for one second that jaymc needed to check
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
SMC I was already in this thread!
I consider myself old now but I don't consider it at all odd that really really old people love artists as great as Ashlee Simpson, I can only hope to emulate their flawless taste when I grow up
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
shit put out by a bunch of morons to make a quick buck off a young nubile face is ... odd
I thought it was usually more of an obsession with the whole producer/songwriter as it applied to these teenpop icons with a little too much navelgazing. All in all, about as creepy as Phil Spector.
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
or you're lex and you just have a genuine love of the music and it's very much in character
not to rehash old forgotten battles but i think ppl like what they like and sometimes you can have an interesting conversation by asking them why they like a particular thing, but you will never have an interesting conversation by making up unfavorable reasons for why they like it
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
there was some good writing about those artists in those threads, and as verbose as it could be, literally no one would have batted an eyelid if the subjects had been in any other genre
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
idk why it's accepted that I have a "genuine love of the music" but not them
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
this massively commercially successful music that presumably millions of people who bought it genuinely love
I don't consider it at all odd that really really old people love artists as great as Ashlee Simpson
it is totally odd, as the post upthread about hearing Ashlee at the health club indicates. Honestly, most people think anyone over the age of 40 who is interested in current pop music is a social outlier/oddity. This is just a fact of demographics afaict.
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― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
lex, I meant more that you do a lot less beard-stroking and critical theory shenanigans and your enthusiasm is usually just about the actual sound of the song, not some adherence to a pet theory. I really respect that, even if I can't relate that well.
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
I did! In fact, half the time when I post something that occasions a "lol .xls" joke, it's just because I've bothered to search for it, not because I actually remember. (I think I was a fairly irregular poster on the teenpop threads, anyway.)
― Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
fwiw i think f.k. legit loved the sound of the songs he was writing about
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
that made it sound like I believe in such a divide, which I really don't
(derails rockist/popist bullshit with a hundred pasted wigglepanda images)
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
but you will never have an interesting conversation by making up unfavorable reasons for why they like it
yeah and that's why I watch such threads from afar, for the most part. I dunno what people's reasons are. I can guess, but then eh I don't really care when you get right down to it. But, personally, In terms of how much teenpop dominates the discourse on ILM, I'm glad it's sort of receded from the forefront since those heady days lol.
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
not pedos, but amateur sociologists and "cultural observers". which is only slightly less heinous.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
there was beard-stroking but i don't remember much critical theory on the teenpop threads THANK CHRIST, god, the minute anyone namedrops adorno or whoever in a music discussion it becomes anathema to me
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
i remember way back he wrote something on myspace about how these were generally very young artists w/ identities that were still in flux who seemed like they were trying to figure themselves out as artists, and that he responded to that uncertainty and displacement. nb ur mileage may vary on whether you think these artists were the most productive ways to explore those ideas/feelings, or whether an adult should be dealing with those feelings at all (i gotta imagine it's a pretty universal concern), but it was very easy to assume the comment was intended sincerely.
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
In terms of how much teenpop dominates the discourse on ILM, I'm glad it's sort of receded from the forefront since those heady days lol.
watch "call me maybe" win ilx trax '12
― lex pretend, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
Sure. I also think he loved songs that he could analyze, and teenpop was as good fodder for that as Dylan and the New York Dolls.
― Trewster Dare (jaymc), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, August 9, 2012 3:31 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thank you for being a lex
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
I know this is just dude-bro schteez but yes. It's true. Women are so inherently gross - and ohmigod especially the teenage ones - and the music they like and/or make - are so inherently deplorable that it is literally inconceivable to the dude-bro mind that an actual man might pay attention to, or be interested in the aesthetic output of these disgusting deplorable creatures, for any reason other than that he wants to fuck them. Because teengirls are so gross and unworthy of serious attention that there is no other reason at all to listen to them. That is the only reason some of you guys can think of to pay attention to girls at all. Cause you might want to fuck them. You've made your point about how Noize Borad was a feminist paradise compared to ILM loud and clear there.
― Norton Malreward (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
uh are you talking to me?
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, for sure! that's why i listened to all that stuff. i liked talking to him about music and that was the music he wanted to talk about. if he was all about korean pop then, i would've gotten into it too. being analyzable is as good a reason as any to talk about partic music xxxp
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
latham green misses u
xps
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
haha, i was about to say
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
when the teenpop being discussed was watered-down mass market versions of the moody synth-driven goth/industrial music I already liked (see: Kerli), those discussions were fun
when the teenpop being discussed was terrible non-entity horseshit made by racists (see: Paris Hilton), I just wanted to smack everyone involved for liking vacuous blondes more than black people
this was the main reason why I stopped following ILM teenpop threads
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
did the cheesecake factory just criticizing people for sexualizing musical artists
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
not to interrupt the blow-up but pretty sure andrew was referring to the noize board having girls.
― bnw, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
btw bieber is teenpop and I don't really want to sex him much
somethin for th aldies - gota keep it hood - where we at
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
this is the kinda ilx thread where ppl are going to keep making slightly more and more provocative claims playing like clusterfuck chicken until someone doesn't swerve in time and it ends up on clusterfuck watch thread nightly news
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
I love all the aldies.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
just so any bystanders kno to leave now, there are no innocents in an ilx clusterfuck.
clusterfuck chicken
you're looking for that huckabee/chik-fil-a thread
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
how many cans of beer do you shove in the carcass before cooking clusterfuck chicken?
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
my posts were gender neutral so I can't tell if that was directed at me or not
― Harvey Cartel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)