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Abstinence advocate Lolo Jones will need to hurdle over liberal claptrap in addition to what's on the track in order to win a medal at the 2012 Summer Olympics; even some in the media are now rallying to her defense against the unjustified criticism of her by the liberal media.

The Netherlands is a very secular and pro-evolution country. In 2007, it was estimated that they produced 80% of the world's bestiality films. See: Netherlands and bestiality

Wait, Lolo Jones is an abstinence advocate?

So sad. ;_;

YOLO Jones on the other hand is unbelievably promiscuous.

Advocating abstinence has zilch to do with promiscuity.

Conservapedia is consistently a great example of the reflexive "always defend the in-group / always denigrate the out-group" thing that authoritarians do

xp you're gonna have to explain that one to me.

Are joke sports ruining the 2012 Summer Olympics? For example, why are Olympic medals for Great Britain in dressage even counted in the medal totals???

At the halfway point in the 2012 Summer Olympics, an underachieving nation is Australia, which has drifted leftward politically and is being outdone by its much smaller, more conservative rival of New Zealand.

Soccer is a popular joke sport played with a round ball propelled mainly by kicks from a player's foot.

Australia, which has drifted leftward politically

what the absolute fuck is this shit

my wife refuses to believe that the whole site isn't just a put-on

even by nutbaropaedia standards that's completely bonkers

xp your wife could well be onto something

http://conservapedia.com/Joke_sport

Joke sports are games that are poor substitutes for athletic endeavors that bring out the best in human achievement with a underlying purpose to the event. The inclusion of many joke sports in the 2012 Summer Olympics detracts from the serious events.
The lamestream media publicize joke sport winners more than world records set in real sports, which distorts the legitimacy of the Olympics.
Examples of joke sports include:
Badminton
Beach volleyball
BMX cycling
Rhythmic gymnastics
Soccer[1]
Synchronized swimming
Swimming relays[2]
Table tennis
Women's boxing and wrestling

A note on terminology

In the United States, "football" refers to American Football. Outside the United States, "football" refers to soccer

Evidently they've never seen Australians, New Zealanders, or Canadians play football....

Swimming relays are demoted to a "joke sport" because real relays use batons, but they don't use them in swim races. Duh - you'd whack the swimmer in the next lane with the baton with every butterfly stroke.

Damn liberals soiling the purity of relay sports by not requiring batons in the pool. It's yet another cog in the culture of permissiveness the liberal establishment is forcing on all of us through sport, comics, television, and music.

during the Modern Olympic Games, the pagan origins of the Olympics have been replaced by faith-based achievement by the participating athletes.

Women's boxing and wrestling

This is the most revealing (not that misogyny needs to be outed with these guys). Why would a sport shift from non-joke to joke just based on the gender of those involved. Well, whatever - they're an irrelevant bunch of anti-intellectual fools.

Would love to see Katie Taylor or Nicola Adams in a ring with Andrew Schlafly and still see if he thinks it's a joke sport.

Let me explain where the socialism section came from. I had seen on the main page that day, there was a front page news entry from a blog (possibly two or three blogs) comparing soccer to socialism. I don't remember if the blogs were being serious or satirical, but it was on the front page of Conservapedia. I then happened to stumble on the Soccer article and noticed it had been changed to "a popular Socialist football sport" with no explanation given.

with no explanation given.

solitary comments that effortlessly summarise the spirit of conservapedia

Boxing is still very popular, possibly having roots in ancient Greek styles of boxing, although with certain and clearly defined roots in the bare-knuckle fights in England in the early-modern era, being given modern rules in the 19th century by the Marquess of Queensbury.
When women participate in it, boxing is a joke sport.

The other female sports you list seem more legitimate than women's boxing. Women's boxing appears to be particularly artificial - how often are there schoolyard boxing matches between girls?--Andy Schlafly 19:55, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

God I remember all the schoolyard sports we used to play. Boxing, football, synchronised swimming, F1 racing.

http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Soccer&diff=prev&oldid=952246

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies.
* The "off-sides" rule prohibits using certain aggressive ("unfair") tactics in the game.
* The game forbids frequent stops, which can be compared to "carbon footprint" efforts to fight supposed [[global warming]].

* gun use is not permitted -- what is the goalie protecting, if not his castle?

cheers crüt

Dudes, Andy writes this shit to reinforce his own beliefs, not to convince others

"schoolyard boxing matches"

Ali-Frazier III, Chacon-Limon IV, chubby kid with daddy issues vs. kid who threw chocolate milk on his head

The United States has won the overall medal race, for the fifth straight Summer Games. [2] But are joke sports ruining it?

Political Questions Being Resolved by the Games

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LOL

http://conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars

Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only one NFL championship, despite being voted by the media and others to be NFL MVP 4 times, AFC Player of the Year 6 times, and Pro Bowler 11 times. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012.

the "talk" pages are always great & the "overrated sports stars" one is a special treat

Sol Campbell — Is known to be sympathetic towards homosexual rights campaigners. During his England career they failed to win a single major tournament.

him and about 2000 other fuckers

LeBron wasn't my addition but the hype for him seems a bit much. Perhaps his unusual name helps.--Andy Schlafly 22:01, 24 June 2012 (EDT)\

yeah that's prob. it

Peyton Manning was a huge bush donor iirc

It is no coincidence that the fit and healthy Bible believing martial artist Chuck Norris lives in the state of Texas and not the city of San Francisco! Chuck Norris is no "Nancy boy" and he is the embodiment of mental toughness.

i recently found out about this

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what would conservapedia think?

hm seems that didn't work.

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!!!

http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Quantifying_Openmindedness

Do you deny that the imposition of socialism and same-sex marriage on a nation could harm its competitiveness at international events like the Olympics?

oh Andy

This man was educated at Princeton and Harvard. The fuck?

I wonder if Obama remembers him

intelligence is no defense against believing weird shit. Check out the academic accomplishments of his mother, too.

Smart people are equally capable of believing plenty of bollocks for non-smart reasons; they can just be better at rationalizing it.

no he's really dumb

if he was smart he would be working for the heritage foundation or something

Will there be joke sports or athletes with joke religions in the next olympic games?

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