Did anyone watch Grand Designs last night?

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"C. house" would be appropriate terminology for the kind of people who go on these programmes.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that the couple who were climbers Rob? I liked them, they were nice.

I also remember a guy who made a house out of straw in France? He was a nice down to earth chap, and his house ended up looking grebt.

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm all for having a few mod cons in the kitchen, but a £34,000 COOKER? That's not even funny, it's a disgusting, excessive display of wealth that made me sick.

AND a dumb waiter - not only that but a HEATED dumb waiter!!!

Huey (Huey), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the climbers. They had a nailgun that went through STEEL.

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You're thinking of the Three Little Pigs, Rumpie.

Next week, a foolish man builds his house upon the sands.

I missed the ones with nice people, I was in a state of seethe.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The climbers were great. I loved the way they seemd to treat the whole exercise as one big excuse to hang off the side of the building at precarious angles.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the update on the house? How much did they spend on resolving the issue of the mismatched brickwork? Are they divorced?

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Not divorced yet, but he's definitely having an affair.

Rumpy Pumpkin, Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The council suggested they got someone in to tint the bricks. Which was objected to by the LFO. The police were called to enforce the councils decision. When presenter chappy asked if they wished they'd given in to start with they said no cos it would have been too expensive. 'Too expensive?','yes, it would have cost about £30,000'. Sadly no news on whether the £34,000 cooker was in working order yet.

RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

much as i hated the couple the footage of the LFO meeting was hysterical. "so do you want the wall torn down?" - "no, thats not good enough because it shouldn't have been there in the first place". I'm surprised that people liked this weeks house though, i just thought it that kind of kind of good taste that can be bought, utterly uninpired. The tall atrium/dining space looked just like a meeting room in a corporate office space mixed with the communal area in bad girls.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't think much

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What does the F stand for in LFO?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

festival

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

or funkie

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

or frequency

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
Last nights was a weepie. The old woman got visibly frailer as the time went on. I was beginning to think it would end with Kevin solemnly saying "Sadly she never got to see the completed house," cause it over-ran by fucking months.

And then they conned her out of £300000.

Very poor.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

I saw the episdoe on More4 last night, in which a hideous couple with appalling taste built a huge, modern house (he liked modern design) on a Spanish hillside and then decorated in a finca style (she hated modern design). The modern bits weren't properly modern and the finca stuff looked extremely plasticky and fake. Yuk yuk yuk. They also had a round swimming pool with a slide down the hill linking it to an olympic-size swimming pool. Kev did not disguise his horror, and was even bitchier to camera when the couple were not around.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Missed it because I gave up on TV at 8pm and finally watched my free Guardian DVD of the Madness of King George.

Did anyone else see that "How To Rescue A House" on BBC2 earlier in the evening? THat was even sadder? It was supposed to be about buying and restoring derelict listed properties. And in the end, the couple missed out on the house they fell in love with because it was sold to a developer who was going to use the land to build TEN NEW HOUSES and not bother with restoring the listed house.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

i liked Tom Watkins big gay white cube

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

Ah! The big gay white cube on the beach? I remember that one!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

I didn't like the huge copper roof on last night's Grand Designs - like the presenter said, *now* it goes really well with the terracotta-coloured exterior, but it won't do in twenty years' time when it's bright green.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

he's got a name and that name is KEVIN do you hear!!!

Kev, Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

conned her? I don't think you watched it, did you?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Sounded like a con to me.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

okay

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Okay, maybe didn't con her as such, they merely estimated the cost of the house at 200 thousand and it ended up costing well over 400 thousand. She was very uncomplaining.

Rumpie, Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:50 (twenty years ago)

God, I miss telly.

Did Kevin look supercilliously at them, and point this out?

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 09:52 (twenty years ago)

he was too busy gushing about the scenary. (does it really look like that in scotland? i had a suspicion they were using coloured filters on the camera).

they also seemed to have dumbed the program down a lot. in the first series they'd've explaned how the laser guided plumbline thing worked. see also: scrapheap challenge.

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Laser Guided Plumbline. Is that the new Spiritualized bootleg that's doing the rounds? ;-)

Bernard Sumner's Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

a house on a loch with two small children in the house and one on the way? good thinking. at least they boxed in that staircase.

i dont get it

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:19 (twenty years ago)

small children + water = risk of drowning

they also had a space age staircase of glass planks poking out of the wall (cantilevered) and it looked like they were going to have no banister for a while. in the end they had a glass wall boxing the stairs in in place of a banister and (hopefully) stopping young children from falling off the sides and caving their heads in.

the aquarium was impressive.

and the laser plumbline was more of a laser measuring thing complete with it's own tripod, for locating walls and beams and stuff to within a 3mm tolerance (which sounded low but which is quite high for this kind of stuff)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

surely small children grow up near water all over the place? rivers, lakes, sea etc? unless the birth rate plummets in seaside towns

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you kind of learn - after being repeatedly shouted at by your parents - not to go near the river/lake (both of which I've had in houses where I was growing up.

The staircase without a ballustrade I find more worrying, though. I'm an adult, and I'd have THE FEAR walking up one.

Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Where was that place - despite going on about it's remoteness and breathtaking beauty I'm sure I could hear traffic and see houses in the distance. I liked the house though. Just about my perfect size. I'm going to put in an offer,

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 April 2006 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes when my bus gets diverted I get to go past the one in Peckham where a really pleasant couple built a fantastic one-storey house, with a magic retractable roof on ballbearings, in an unlikely plot. They've been working on the front, extending it I think. Bless them.

Tim (Tim), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:52 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
Just noticed the house in Peckham is part of the RIBA open house day in London. I'm going for a good ol nose around and to see those pods and the retractable roof.
Just found this too when doing a search for their house www.peckhamhouse.com I can't believe the size of the plot they started with.

jaussie (jaussie), Monday, 11 September 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

saw the second of the Castleford regeneration programs last night (missed the first). was depressing. people not listening to people, vandalism, bribery, ugly monoliths...

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/kevin-s-big-town-plan/?intcmp=docpage_box3

koogs, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

this motherfucker tonight made my blood boil, i fervently hope he's penniless, miserable alone and itchy tonight wherever the fuck he is

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

just awful. kevin mcloud is a better man than me.

jed_, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

awful awful awful, right down to the martyred siege mentality so prevalent amongst the most shining examples of celtic tiger idiocy. I couldn't even enjoy the inevitable, seething as i was in a mental red mist of 'I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK I'M PAYING FOR THIS YOU PRICK' i may write to the producers demanding a less sympathetic summation from a finnish economist

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

the irish guy was a bit ridic - basically eschewing plans and drawings in favour of blarney.

i did like the plywood box house, specifically the way they had a laser cutter on site and could tweak things as required (fortunately given that they'd overlooked stuff. lol, fine art students...)

his sunday night show is a bit of fluff though, the kind of thing dick strawbridge would present...

koogs, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

otm the plywood was neat

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

sunday night show is increasingly icky. dogshit and deer brains tonight.

koogs, Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

horrible woman

koogs, Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

dreadful! And the place looked like an orgy of mobile homes.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 October 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

a must-see huh?

Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:15 (thirteen years ago)

I kind of applaud them for sticking to their contemporary guns int eh face of all the old white privilege "though shalt not enter the 20th century" bullshit, but at the same time I wish they'd just built something a litte more subtle: so many of the contemporary / modernist boxes they build on GD are so bloody large that they don't ever seem clever or imbued with personality. I'm always far more impressed by the ones they build on tiny, awkward plots - and whilst this was a relatively awkward plot, they still stuck a 3-storey mobile-home-orgy (great description!) on it.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

what got me is how the neighbours hated the idea of anything new but seemed to be ok with the rotting carcass that was there before. and the new one seemed to overhang the river less - better for the neighbours.

am guessing the feelings around that neck of the woods are running a bit higher after the program has aired...

also, lol at ex-husband demolishing the old house and then moving away

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2012 08:41 (thirteen years ago)

How have I never posted on this thread before? I love GD. We had a fridge magnet of Kevin for about 4 years ffs. I own one of his books.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:52 (thirteen years ago)

Kevin enthuses about a bronze light switch that you can toggle with your elbow. but it sticks out about an inch and it's going to catch on everything for years to come.

koogs, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 19:26 (three years ago)

seven months pass...

Love it when Kevin McCloud is like "great architecture can change the world, it can light up our hearts, a home can show us how to love & how to live" at the start of Grand Designs & then the episode is about the cruelest & most delusional man you've ever seen in your entire life

— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) January 6, 2024

emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2024 14:31 (two years ago)

five months pass...

Amazing Spaces on Thursday... mk3 train carriage, gwr livery at the bottom of a field. £3k to buy, 10k to transport

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=amazing+spaces+george+clarke+train+carriage&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cambridgeindependent.co.uk%2F_media%2Fimg%2FG6C2RDG4CNE8DXNV3MK1.jpg (image Search link to avoid paywall)

the previous week was something similar with containers and that always appeals. maybe i just like narrow buildings.

koogs, Saturday, 29 June 2024 21:39 (one year ago)

narrow buildings always have problems locating the stairs though. do you halve the useful width with a staircase or stick it at the end?

koogs, Saturday, 29 June 2024 21:43 (one year ago)

this reminds me that there is a new season of grand designs on...something. britbox. or acorn. one of them.

scott seward, Saturday, 29 June 2024 22:35 (one year ago)

three months pass...

filming on project started 5.5 years ago, i wonder how this is going to go...

koogs, Thursday, 24 October 2024 17:43 (one year ago)

the final trip to another water tower seemed like twisting the knife

koogs, Thursday, 24 October 2024 18:16 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

they'll never finish it.

when it opened with the lift tower I thought whoa! the water tower was a bit of a let down after that.

french cricket in the usa (ledge), Thursday, 7 November 2024 22:02 (one year ago)

five months pass...

the latest episode has the most unpleasant and unnecessary intro imaginable.

constant gravy (ledge), Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:04 (one year ago)

i liked the boat, but My Floating Home got there first.

your post has reminded me I've not watched the second one yet

koogs, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:29 (one year ago)

it's odd that GD and Amazing Spaces restarted in the same week. you'd think they'd spread them out.

koogs, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:30 (one year ago)

unpleasant and unnecessary? kevin mccloud?

conrad, Tuesday, 8 April 2025 20:44 (one year ago)

i have seen it now. yikes.

koogs, Thursday, 10 April 2025 13:03 (one year ago)

six months pass...

i like the new afters show that goes into more detail. and the prefab build was nice and smooth, to the point of being uninteresting.

new presenter on GD Australia not as good though.

koogs, Friday, 10 October 2025 16:28 (eight months ago)


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