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The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

there was context to that??

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

heh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

like i said

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)

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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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Nine years of this asshole

― treeship 2, Friday, February 21, 2025 6:43 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 February 2025 01:11 (one year ago)

no need for context there sadly

― budo jeru, Saturday, 22 February 2025 01:17 (one year ago)

i muuuust see the annihilation of fish

― ivy., Thursday, February 27, 2025 12:43 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 February 2025 18:46 (one year ago)

Marillion fan really preferring the Hogarth era.

― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 February 2025 18:47 (one year ago)

Also omg @ 'Bronze Daddy', I also demand pics

― emil.y, Saturday, 8 March 2025 16:18 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 8 March 2025 16:33 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Also reports are they got a heroic dose of Body/Head right before ScarJo

― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, March 27, 2025 11:59 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 March 2025 19:22 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

i want louis menand asshole stories too

― a (waterface), Friday, April 11, 2025 8:29 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 April 2025 13:38 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Josefa
Posted: April 29, 2025 at 7:19:18 PM
To be shot in Montréal, that’s interesting

― Kung Fu Gift Shop (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 11:35 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Five hours of BJ is about 4 hours and 55 minutes too much

― calstars, Sunday, September 7, 2025 9:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 September 2025 15:33 (eight months ago)

you gotta ask before you make everyone gay

― lag∞n, Friday, 12 September 2025 15:31 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 September 2025 14:40 (eight months ago)

two weeks pass...

We should continue to debate the value of cats as I think our mix is obviously not perfect but there's still some room to improve.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, September 29, 2025 4:25 PM

― z_tbd, Tuesday, 30 September 2025 16:23 (eight months ago)

one month passes...

I didn't vote for My Old Ass. I should have voted for My Old Ass.

― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, November 7, 2025 4:40 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2025 22:47 (six months ago)

one month passes...

RIP JK

― Donald Crump (Tom D.), 25 December 2025 18:51 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2025 20:19 (five months ago)

I keep meaning to look into Ass.

― It’s a powerful boat for a powerful mind. (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Tuesday, 30 December 2025 06:21 (eight hours ago)

― jaymc, Tuesday, 30 December 2025 15:11 (five months ago)

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