Pub Quizzes - pubtastic or pub bores?

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Oh, I dunno. In which year was a Japanese soldier found in the Philippines still fighting the Second World War? What P is a feathered footed variety of grouse? Under what circumstances is sex with a family member acceptable? But the real stinker was how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening?

Nick, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ptarmigan?

Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, I tried that, but I'm not happy. Also, the RSPB got involved.

Nick, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
Revive! If only to boast that me, Ally C, RJG, N. and the Pinefox (and some other folk) kicked some serious pub quiz butt the other night (only three questions wrong out of lots (60?), and I for one can happily live with the fact I don't know the name of the duck from Babe, or that it took us until well after the answer sheet was handed in to remember the name of the bloke in The Day the Earth Stood Still)

And not only did I manage to name eleven Celtic managers (see above), I did them in chronological order. That was just showing off though, as the question only wanted a number, not the actual names. That'll be the one I'm most proud of getting right.

Actually, the one I am most proud of (or saddened by) was at a music quiz and I was the only person in the pub to identify which album started with the words "Oh why do you..."

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

(George Best by the Wedding Present, btw)

And, for posterity -

Martin O'Neill
Kenny Daglish (caretaker)
John Barnes
Dr Jozef Venglos
Wim Jansen
Tommy Burns
Lou Macari
Frank Connor (caretaker, not very long - two games?)
Joe Jordan (caretaker, one day)
Liam Brady
Billy McNeill

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 07:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew the George Best one too. I wasn't in your pub though.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

(only three questions wrong out of lots (60?)

We actually got four wrong but the quizmaster gave us an extra point because he is a pervert.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 10:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

dare i ask who he was perving on?

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 25 May 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now I feel bad. Maybe he's not a pervert. Sometimes I think he's envious of youth though. I can't say for sure that he's not a pervert either. FUCK! I've just remembered that last night I dreamed I had a detachable penis.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does anyone go to the quizzes at the Boogaloo on Archway Road on Tuesdays or the Old Dairy in Stroud Green on Thursdays ? (reigning champs of the latter; myself, fellow ILXer Daniel and Michael the Sylvian-esque German)

darren (darren), Sunday, 25 May 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Used to go to the Boogaloo one when it was still the Shepherds, but they used to rig the questions so that fucking Coldplay would win (they live round the corner or something). I haven't been since the pub changed hands, though.

Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

We actually got four wrong

B-but I got the debatable one right, but no-one believed me as everyone else but me misheard the question so I was over-ruled. I like to think it was a carriage of justice (is that the opposite of a miscarriage of justice?)

Me and Ally C are planning back to defend our honour tonight. You up for it N.?

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to see the LCD Soundsystem so no quiz for me tonight. Good luck.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

We really need to have a Fancy A Pub Quiz soon... I'm sure the collective might of ILX would destroy all opposition - although having competing teams might be more fun.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 25 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

We were spectacularly crap this week. Does anyone actually know that St Boniface is the patron saint of Germany? Or that Stilton is the king of cheese (I did actually know that, but only because I remember it from another pub quiz). Or about some woman throwing a stool at some bishop or other in the 15th century?

I hate pub quizzes. I know lots of stuff yet they steadfastly refuse to tailor them around me, thereby making me look foolish (well, they did tonight anyway).

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

woman throwing stool at bishop = jenny geddes!!

(there's a great picture of the event in my illustrated child's history of england)

(i googled it to check and it says she was a "pavement cabbage seller"!!)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmm pavement cabbage

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark S - where were you when we needed you?

(oh and it was the 17th century as I have now g00gled it too. It gets a fair bit of coverage, and I feel rather foolish for not ever having been aware of this as I like to think I know a fair bit of Scottish history)

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

If we have an ILX pub quiz, I'd like to be on Mark S's team, please!

Actually I'd volunteer to run one, but I think we have some experts here at running these things, so I'll just volunteer on a contingency basis if e.g. Pete doesn't want to.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
As mentioned on the ILM Annie thread.

http://www.indietorrents.com/bitbucket/annie.JPG

I wish I could go.


Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

her jacket looks like it's made of a dog's face (with eye attached).

also.. she's busy that day! isn't she supposed to be at Trash?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you never done two things in one day?

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i have. those are my busy days.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i fear The Griffin will be packed out with leering fanboys and none of us will know the answer to the questions. but i simply must have that dead grouse!

teh pow! (blueski), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i hope to go on a griffin trash annie double header

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

But won't all the questions be about herring and whalemeat?

Jedermann sein eigener Fussball (Dada), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

nor way!

teh pow! (blueski), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Q: which borough of london has the most homosexual fish and chip shops?
A: Herring gay!

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Did anyone go to this?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, steve and lixi, they didn't win though...

also annie has long hair now (see pic on barima in london thread)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

first prize was £125! even the last placed team won a tenner. we came third from last tho so not a sausage.

Senor Embargo (blueski), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Tonight I was the only person in the pub who knew that The Only Rhyme That Bites was by 808 State and MC Tunes. The quizmaster called me sad. Mind you, one of the other questions was "Who had a hit with Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats and Matchstalk Dogs" (sic), and he was so convinced no-one would know it that he offered double points and a pint to anyone that did. Obviously we (well, I) did, but the twunt wouldn't honour the pint though I bullied him into the double points that he wasn't going to give me (i keep saying me but I was just there with a friend who contributed nothing at all to the overall effort) because "anyone who got that right must have been cheating. No-one's ever heard of that".

It was out of 60 - I got 57. The only ones wrong were "how many siblings does Celine Dion have", "which act comes first in the Guinness Book of Hit Singles" and "which showtune starts with the lyrics Isn't it rich, are we a pair.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"which showtune starts with the lyrics Isn't it rich, are we a pair."

Send In The Clowns

Simon Green (fatmancunian), Friday, 12 November 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"anyone who got that right must have been cheating. No-one's ever heard of that".

Who, of a certain age in Britain, doesn't remember Brian & Michael? (Plus, as you note, he got the title wrong anyway)

I need to do this quiz next time I'm in Glasgow I think, to subsidise the trip.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ailsa - a friend of mine is involved in the quiz at the Doublet - I shall check if he still does it. It was known for having the most difficult music round ever (4/10 was a high score).

3underscore (___), Friday, 12 November 2004 10:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i assume A1 are first in GBOHS? or is it (poor tragic) aaliyah? it was abba for years...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 12 November 2004 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

The saturday "pop music" quiz on ITV...

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

carsmile how could you forget A?! and also A+ (not sure if they're before A1 actually)

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

They have a quiz in the Doublet these days?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely the first band alphabetically is .45 Special?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, they have a quiz in the Doublet. If Robbie turns up on here, he knows the story (he did the quiz for a bit I think).

3underscore (___), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Downstairs or upstairs?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Big up to The Village pub quiz in Walthamstow - Stuey is the greatest quizmaster in town. Does anyone still go to this?

Huey (Huey), Friday, 12 November 2004 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i went to the Village quiz once but the guy doing it was a complete nonce - forcing us to listen to Spacehog and Warm Jets and telling us how good they were. we won tho.

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

haven't been to the Village in ages, we did win last time out though. That Spakealike is a bit annoying, but Steve caught him at his very worst.

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

the quizmaster at The Griffin (Shoreditch) is very good, must go back there (for BIG MUHNEEEE)

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

The trouble with quizzes are there all on on the same night - Mondays - thereby precluding them become major earners

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuesday is more common in my experience but your point stands, i think

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Point me to a Tuesday quiz immediately!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i can think of several but none with a big CASH prize

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

how about the won ton?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I think robbie did the doublet, once.

is there any point in having questions, that no-one knows the answers to (including the quizmaster, if not for his piece of paper)?

I asked PF, to tell me the first line of 'ulysses', from memory, and he did but he wasn't totally SURE, that he'd got it exactly CORRECT and, now, I can't REMEMBER, either. it was definetly RIGHT, though. what a question.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"Plump, stately Buck Mulligan..." etc

Of course, that's as far as I ever got with "Ulysses", ha ha

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link

But won't all the questions be about herring and whalemeat?
-- Jedermann sein eigener Fussball (kcoyne3...), September 28th, 2004

Possibly not all that interesting coincidence -- when I started going to the first pub quiz in Norway a couple of months after it started (by an Englishman, obv), our team name was "Jedermann sein eigner Fussball"!

OleM (OleM), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Now that's downright spooky!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a pop quiz in a local pub which is insanely difficult (The Prom in Bristol, for anyone who's ever been to it) and half marks are normally enough to win. Sample questions - When did Gordon Haskell join and leave Stackridge? Who appears, but is uncredited, on record x? (I can't remember which song it was, but the answer was Solomon Burke) What is the link between Metallica and Head Of David?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Hold on, Gordon Haskell was in Stackridge?!!??!!? Stackridge - West Country band, all makes sense.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Big up to The Village pub quiz in Walthamstow - Stuey is the greatest quizmaster in town. Does anyone still go to this?
-- Huey

i went to the Village quiz once but the guy doing it was a complete nonce - forcing us to listen to Spacehog and Warm Jets and telling us how good they were. we won tho.
-- Freelance Hiveminder

haha he ALWAYS plays the Warm Jets! Very strange. Huey's right tho, it's a great quiz, and bloody hard too, which is always fun.

I went to the quiz at The Winchester on Archway road last night. I lost our team a round of shots by wrongly convincing all six of them that the most frequently-picked lottery number was one of my regular numbers. They thus swapped the correct answer for one of mine, and we lost.

It all got ugly when one of our team then got the quizmaster to announce that not only did we lose because of me, but also, I own the entire back catalogue of Chris de Burgh. Bastards. Good quiz anyway...

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

What is the link between Metallica and Head Of David

Argh, this is going to bug me all day now.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 12 November 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Both recorded covers of Budgie songs ("Breadfan" and "In The Grip Of A Tyrefitters Hand" respectively). Question made all the more difficult by Head Of David not actually releasing their track.

Gordon Haskell was in Stackridge between leaving King Crimson and releasing his solo album "It Is And It Isn't" - his Stackridge legacy appears only to be "(No-one's More Important Than) The Earthworm". We got no points because I didn't know exactly which months of 1971 that period encompassed.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

the Village quiz is in no way that hard Charlie

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU CALLIN ME FICK?

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

you're so thick even the custard is jealous

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Charlie - explain please how you can own the whole of Chris de Burgh's back catalogue whilst being embarassed about it. am I missing something here? Is it your guilty pleasure??

3underscore (___), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

My embarrassment stemmed, naturally, from the actual fact that my CdeB collection stutters to a halt in 1988, and he's had plenty more albums since then.

Counter-argument: he's been shit since 1980.

("since 1980")

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure I remember robbie & steve.

they asked for the first four words.

"stately," plump buck milligan... ?

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

"Man On The Line" - never a truer word.

Did't CdeB got all concepty around the time of "Crusader"?

Huey (Huey), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link


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