http://wonkette.com/politics/ted-haggard/ted-haggard-admits-something-212200.php
― ken noizewater (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
hahaha. Does he actually do the "yo man, what you got?"
ha ha to extended tongues, too:
http://www.evangelicalright.com/TedHaggard.jpg
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link
wicked xpost
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
i dunno man, jimmy had sex with a woman for pay. that's probably far more forgiveable to these homophobes.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
oh bring it on.
TEH GAY MENACE VS TEH FUNDIE MENACE. GAY MENACE WINS.
please.
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link
hopefully for the slightly more reasonable it might lead to the revelation I KNOW AND LIKE LOTSA GAY WHO ARE PRETENDING TO NOT BE GAYS BECAUSE OF MY PREJUDICE!
these uber-homophobes' broken gaydar points to their comically villainous mental image of teh gays.
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link
The only person to deliberately address the camera and make meta-commentary about the fact he's being filmed is Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, who grabs the camera and jokes: "I think I know what you did last night! If you send me a thousand dollars I won't tell your wife!" He -- and the crowd -- laugh, and then he gives the kicker: "If you use any of this, I'll sue you." He's kidding, but it doesn't feel funny.
the thousand bux is for teh meth, obv.
SOMEONE PLZ TO YOUTUBE THIS CLIP
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think it's pessimistic to think it's more likely this will result in to paranoia of THE ENEMY WITHIN and serious witch-hunting.
The upside is it may result in hilarity, what with Dimmesdale-esque self-flagellating closet cases, and (with any luck) the Evangelical church screening hardcore gay porn and judging erectile response to find aforementioned ENEMY WITHIN.
uh... or not. I should stop projecting my fantasies now.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Nothing gay here
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990174443422/image3.jpg http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990169448752/image1.jpg
dude has his own line of pious figurines, too
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990237947668/image3.jpg
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link
I want one!
(I'm not sure of the wisdom of having 'BO' on all his images.)
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link
How do cherbim keep their little pudenda-hiding scarfs from falling off? Is it angel magic? The power of faith? Tiny boners?
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link
1) Arranging to purchase Meth.2) Arranging to get a Massage from grandpa-escort.3) Arranging to meet in a hotel room for above two items.
Things Harrard has not yet admitted to:
1) Gayness2) Extramarital Sex
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Also, that the David Kuo guy is a lying worm to dare suggest that the Faith-Based office was nothing but a whorehouse of apparatchiks.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rSjrBhUIA&eurl=
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Is it as good and even-handed as everyone is making it out to be?
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link
"Is this something I can imagine of Ted Haggard? No," he said.
i love how theres always some dude who says this - yeah i dont spend alot of time imagining a wrinkly old dude getting teabagged in some econolodge neither!!!
― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
the quote marks in this thread title annoy me
― max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
he facricated the quote
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.phoenixnewtimes.com/7645572.28.jpg
― i think you'd be cool to meet. i bet we'd have a lot to talk about (buzza), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/2012/02/18/20120218live-paul-babeu.html
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
live press conference
Also: Conservative Houston talk show host causes hit and run outside gay bar after attending drag show, identified by witnesses and hit & run victim, police and DA do nothing: http://www.click2houston.com/news/Video-shows-talk-show-host-inside-gay-bar-on-night-of-hit-and-run/-/1735978/8796136/-/70wedp/-/
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
weird and troubling. assume that once this becomes a national story, they'll notice that, hey, turns out there were a few witnesses after all!
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
STRONG AND CALIENTE
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
Buzzed Body
― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
sweet tribal bro
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, ol' Ted just got one-upped, and in the same city even.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/springs-pastor-arrested-for-kidnapping-robbery-impersonating-police/
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe we're only bumping this once a year. Seems like same old same old by now.
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/05/19/hypocrite-anti-gay-pastor-exposed-as-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-on-grindr/
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link
This Duggar thing almost belongs in here too.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-apologizes-resigns-from-family-research-council-amid-molestation-allegations/?wprss=rss_style
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 22 May 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link