bananas must be v upsetting
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
What if a banana should be positioned next to two oranges in the fruit bowl?
― gonna win all over your face (snoball), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
"That tiny speck in space that has all the penises on it. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of that had a penis, every human being who ever lived with glistening abs, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter with glistening abs and forager, every manly hero and coward, every creator with glistening abs and destroyer of civilizations, every sex king and peasant, every young couple in love, often two men, making out in bed, glistening, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer with glistening abs, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supremely fit leader who is a man, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.
The earth has many geographical features that resemble penises and is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena, similar to a tiny cell in a vast penis that may be near another vast penis. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors during sex so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless sexual cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to have sex with one another, how fervent their love, often between two men. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark, similar to a tiny cell in a great enveloping penis that may be near another vast penis. In our obscurity -- in all this vastness -- there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our sexual responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
EWWWW
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)
the only home we've ever known.
Surely you mean "the only homo we've ever known"?
― gonna win all over your face (snoball), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
ok zs doing more to ruin this thread than pictures of boys or bill reacting to attractive dudes existing
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
looool ok ok i'll stop
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)
Do the Green Giant's genitals look like a cucumber and two limes? Or more like a marrow and two watermelons?
― gonna win all over your face (snoball), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
moar sexsi gifs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
why are you guys being mean to bill, show some respect
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
<3 Bill
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
Sorry bill magill
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
*hangs head*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
The last 3 bookmarks I've clicked on have all had "Bill Magill" in them. Let's reel it in here, folks.
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
damn girl, your pussy so fit
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
u must do kegels
dam u must be a vajelin thrower
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m859kjS1cW1rwt472o1_500.gif
― ○ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
It's mesmerizing, really.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
“Beanies are perfect 24/7. They’re like a swim cap, but you know, for land”#Jeah
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
thank u for this gift gr8080
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
bleagh that 2012 logo.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://olympic-butts.tumblr.com
― cutty, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
that is one of the greatest URLs
― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1125096.1343688949!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/canadian-olympic-swimmer.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
^Chili Peppers lyrics
there once was a boy from nantucket...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXLfjrhvw-Kne-faxfa_gHe7ady9ik1goBSe7rug9hqIga6wEE
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://i2.listal.com/image/3989152/600full-darya-klishina.jpg
Actual model turned long jumper, iirc
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
holy holy
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
fairy long jumper
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
I'd... never mind.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
this guys youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/ajyari099999
lol
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
That is the motherlode.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
looooool @ 1:00 here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA79FULXVLw
― ○ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
kinda weird to think of the guy in the stands filming that, panning down to the butt, framing it. oh well. he is a huge fan of her butt
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/81424235-track-field-usa-outdoor-championship-tianna-gettyimages.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DIWSAsset%26k%3D2%26d%3DGkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QeSAZOYjGuhZ84C3OSNx7h+eu8ZJOOBTx3zZsDhatETJ9n/ZzfQlftqg0N+IUVJ6Tk2Pp1ESJ420tuo/6WfdP1w%3D
― dylannn, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
wait fuck that
http://https%3A//s3.amazonaws.com/olytech-prod/customer_assets/cbc/carolhuynh-590.jpg
― dylannn, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
somebody has a fan
http://tpinoe.tumblr.com/
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/jiaoqu/carolhuynh-590.jpg
― dylannn, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://losseveter.nl/files/2011/09/dames-estafette-evenaart-nr-4maal100m-schippers-foto-orange-pictures.jpg
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
How weird that they're all called Ned.
― computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
Ned's Angels.
― nickn, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
You mission... is to bring home the gold!
Your mission
― nickn, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
It's the MBV entrance music that really sets them apart
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
hope their coach doesn't run them ragget
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
Ned's Angels.― nickn, Thursday, August 9, 2012 12:52 PM (11 minutes ago)
― nickn, Thursday, August 9, 2012 12:52 PM (11 minutes ago)
Heavens! ;-)
― ○ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 August 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
lol i had never even heard of lolo jones until yesterday after she lost
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
She's famous for losing tbf.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 9 August 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)