Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

This thread is really the history of homosexuality on ILX.

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hair yummo!

is he making a film about fishermen

About fishers of men.

Richard Masur is back!

stage debut reviewed in today's NYT

so is End of Watch any good

Ever-so-slightly above average buddy cop film only because Jake and Pena are really good together. Filming style baffles me. No real plot. Family stuff is meh. Back in the local multiplex this weekend for reasons I don't understand.

it's one of the best movies of the year

do he and Peña kiss?

no but they call each other bro a lot, tenderly

END OF WATCH: good cop movie

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HAI DERE

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

c;lassic post

is there really a 725 reply thread about jake gyllenhaal

open your ass cheeks, Hungry

i wouldnt have guessed that JG was like, a smokin hot dude back when i watched donnie darko. he just seemed like any guy to me. he's gotten p. buff since then though

he wasn't

i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...

but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.

he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

This is my favourite ILX post ever.

I recently discovered that a long-time crush of mine considers JG her "dream guy". This information, combined with that Easton post, is now making me grin like an idiot for some reason.

I am not at all gonna pay to see Prisoners -- Paul Dano, ugh --- but JG has another Denis Villeneuve film done where he Patty Dukes it!

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-denis-villeneuves-enemy

What's better than one Jake Gyllenhaal?...

“Rather than play the scenario for black humor or Hitchcockian intrigue, Villeneuve mines it for tedious pathological navel-gazing and banal sexual fantasy”

:o

Yep, Hitchcock never engaged in banal sexual fantasy.

Rope not banal enough, eh

prisoners is p good if you're into that kind of thing

wouldn't mind having JG under house arrest

gyllenhaal's character is named Detective Loki, which is incredibly distracting whenever the movie reminds you of it

does he carry a spear

Movie featured a Hulk cameo that took me right out of it.

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looks like longer than 4 weeks

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so it's offensive how Prisoners has at least six moments of creepy music + character sneaking up a hallway awaiting the next horror. Jackman is ridiculous.

whats wrong w/suspense

suspense involving whether a kid is dead, tortured, or mutilated isn't fun for me these days; moreover, this fucking thing is almost three hours long w/out a single shot of Jake nude.

what happened to this guy?

He's been giving good perfs for a couple years now.

oh sure, i meant he hasn't called me for weeks.

I'll remind him to return your texts

next time you see him?

i take it prisoners was made explicitly to win best acting noms but it never happened?

yes, bcz it was no fun even for ppl who like bad movies

my friend called it a u.s. version of one of them korean serial killer movies, which i think is really apt. I dunno I liked it

edelstein was otm about jackman - "Jackman’s performance isn’t especially imaginative, but it’s hard not to be moved by his grief." otoh i couldnt tell what was meant to be going on inside Detective Loki's (lol) head for most of the movie

Detective Loki wasn't much of a trickster.

...or a nudester apparently.

Don 'n' Glenn would've known the Gyllenhaal family, you know. We need their input.

I liked Enemy, neo-Cronenbergian identity horror that shoots Toronto thru a piss filter (revenge of Quebecois Villenueve). People v divided by penultimate shot, I thought it was provocative punctuation. Both Jakes have awesome back muscles and chest hair.

Missed Alf's prompt.

DON: I love that picture, cause it's all rough tradey, and I imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...but I also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as I weep about the state of the world, and how there is not enough love in it. He is the only man I imagine topping me...I saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, I didn't know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so I didn't.

GLENN: Damn, I knew we stayed over too long at Elton's for those overdubs.

DON: Well, yeah.