Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

Aren't those the two indentations at the small of your back?

those are 'coke ridges' iirc

lol

Not really the area of the body where I typically wanna go sniffing around.

ew i hate the word sniffing.

i don't follow shit like that for the same reason i don't watch porn -- if i can't touch it, i'd rather not see it

shit like what? oh, you mean blogs with pictures of hot dudes? gotcha.

yea i don't really get it. or like intagrammers who just post a lot of pictures of themselves looking hot. it's liiiike ... what?

like in what universe is that ok?

Hot dude pix are fine but I am srsly befuddled by strippers/go go boys(/bears) for the same reason. Someone bought me a lap dance once and it was like how is you touching me and rubbing yr junk all up in my grill at all enjoyable if all I can do is just look at you?

Like let me cook you this amazing meal so you can smell it for 5 min before I take it away. What?

Some meals should only be smelled.

Sorry, just got out of Cosmopolis.

Someone bought me a lap dance once and it was like how is you touching me and rubbing yr junk all up in my grill at all enjoyable if all I can do is just look at you?

Gee, the lap dancers are way more liberal in Cleveland, I'll tell ya that.

wd tot have jumped in bed w/ Kristen & R.Pattz, fuck those movies (I have not seen) but they are delish.

so delish

fucking love that Kristen Stewart

I'm not usually attracted to powderpuff features but, yeah, I'd grope R. Pattz in a pinch.

meh

Patt was occasionally dish in Cosmopolis, but Stew is the single least charismatic actor since Coleman Francis was making films.

It angers me that she's allowed to even be an extra, much less the top-paid actress in Hollywood.

the numinous Kristen Stewart

Would actually be OK with her taking the Tippi role.

would actually be OK with her being clawed to death by crows

i thought she was ok in the runaways movie but i haven't seen her in anything else

as far as pattinson goes, i guess i don't really go for the intense smoldering. guessing kubrik could have made good use of that sullen gaze but it does nothing for me

don't think much of either of them

hey guys my bf comes back today!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat isn't ugly, but he does nothing for me.

Her, I cannot fathom the appeal of whatsoever.

R-pat has wide hips. His teeth are amazing. Eyes too.

Jeremy Renner is the new Mark Ruffalo. He takes my breath away.

Sitting in a sketchy mcdonalds waiting for the boy to leave the border and get back to Montreal because I'm supposed to pick him up dinner but customs is taking longer than anticipated and I don't want it to be cold. Haha. As j0rdan just told me 'the things we do for love...'

But seriously this is a super sketchy mcds. It is in the basement level of a building on a main bar street and has. No real street presence.

Hmm. My bf used to eat McDs twice a week. He was diagnosed with high cholesterol at age 27. "Give up bacon? I'd rather *die*" That was eight years ago, he's a fresh juice and yoga kind of guy now.

does McDonald's even serve real bacon?

Whatever it's made of, he used to love it. I started buying raw almonds and forcing them on him, sneaking them into smoothies and so forth.

About six months ago I roused him out of bed to join me for a yoga class, "we bought you a yoga mat and you've never used it." He stomped around the house, pouting, "I hate yoga." But he came to the class and fell in love, started going all the time. Now he's at the gym every day, yoga three times a week, shakes and steamed kale and gluten-free and so forth. He called me excitedly yesterday to tell me he'd been measured at 8% body fat. (Is that good? I don't know. He was super happy about it.)

Oh, raw almonds, eaten daily, in case you didn't know, have been shown to be as effective in reducing bad cholesterol levels as prescription meds.

JF is young enough that he's still at that stage where he can eat and metabolize pretty much anything. Damn 21 year olds etc. He's the one on my case about yoga and eating properly and I should be better about listening to him. And I should probably eat more almonds or do yoga.

Yeah it's good to start in your 20s you won't regret it, just think of the most beautiful arms that've ever served you a meal and know they can be yours

25 is going to be a banner year. Or the death of me. Lol.

Less than a month until quarter life crisis time!

imo, quarter-life crisis is a myth, an excuse to navel-gaze through your mid 20s. Saturn's return, however, is real and mustn't be underestimated

The best times of my life were between 25 and 30.

I would feel so much better of the weather were between 25 and 30. Fucking humidex.

Question: Stevie D thought of something but never gave me a present for my birthday months ago; am I a turrible bf because I'm not getting him one? (Of course I know he'll see this, so maayybe this is just me setting him up for a grand surprise tomorrow ;) [it isn't])

I've probably eaten McD's once in the past five years

The lowest I'll stoop is Wendy's and even then only maybe twice a year.

I do admit I have a special affinity for their junior bacon cheeseburger even as I realize how gross it is.

The last time I ate McD's was last July at 5:30am after sleeping on the ground in the woods and it stayed down for about 45 min

It was seriously *the worst* thing

Also what a terrible bf!

haven't eaten The Big Three in fast food in over twelve years

Wait - what are the Big Three?

pussy, tits, and ass