there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

really disappointed in louie for following that all-too-familiar arc of filing the difficult edges off your fx sitcom in a direct play for the wallets of soft-headed mindless consumer chicks who get wet for lucky peach bullshit. fuck this gay earth. hope wilfred stays pure.

― planks, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:21 PM

oh for the searing purity of Wilfred

They need to quit being so cautious and let Tarantino direct one, someday.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 11:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM oh shit I wrote that

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 7:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What I find interesting about this whole kerfuffle is that the camp workers seem to have provoked the whole thing. It's as if they're saying, "We're here. We're Muslim. Get used to it!"

― sive gallus et mulier (Michael White), Wednesday, August 1, 2012 10:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess maybe that rhymes in French?

― pplains, Wednesday, August 1, 2012 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Something just looks...wrong about these? Like I imagine Mark Knoppfler wailing away and then I'm like "Uh, uh" and I point to it, and he looks down at it and suddenly his eyes bulge and he starts screaming.

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, August 1, 2012 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

so the local sports talk station's "Power Trip Morning Show" has a recurring guest, this dude from the band Motion City Sountrack, a sort a b-level pop punk/emo type major label band, seems like they do ok, the are from mpls....anyway, they do that thing where they run ads for their shows with funny highlights from a recent show, etc....

anyway, i only heard the soundbite in the ad, but i take it that one of the dudes in the band (or maybe some other guy they know) is a songwriter as well for bigger rock bands....

and scene:

He's supposed to meet Chad Kroger of Nickelback at a restaurant. The meeting is about how this guy might sell some songs to Nickelback for an upcoming album. So they are talking and he gives Kroger the demo CD, etc, and Kroger is like, "Well, are you going to sing them?".....the guy says, "Well, I'd prefer if you just listen to the stuff, we're in a crowded restaurant not really comfortable doing that".....Kroger interrupts and is like "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE IN YOUR SONGS IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO SING THEM RIGHT NOW??"

then, Kroger stands up, kicks over his chair and belts out LOOOOOOK AT THIS PHOOOOTOGRAAAPH/EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAAAAUGH like LOUD AS FUCK and the whole restaurant is obviously looking at him and Kroger just struts out of the restaurant and leaves the dude sitting at the table.

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 2, 2012 2:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I...I am in awe.

how much would you pay to have been at that restaurant, poll

Kicking over chairs
and singing 'bout photos
In a restaurant
in a MidWest town
Call the police
Chad Kroger's around

You are a GODDAMN HERO for that, snoball.

I am so in love with that story

you should recreate it with a journalist while on tour

with that same lyric

hoos otm, I'll get on that and it will rule - gonna make strongo play the journalist part and we will film it

btw I died at this

I feel like Snoop Lion just took a Snoop Dump in my ears

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:45 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from "Do you ever read one of Christgau's reviews and go, What the hell is he talking about?" on ILM:

god those "poems" are annoying

― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Wednesday, August 1, 2012 9:15 PM (3 days ago)

thanks! I enjambed them myself

― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Saturday, August 4, 2012 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563377_433610983328839_2118212837_n.jpg

wondering wtf john holt did as a kid that adults felt the need to make it very clear he could not be trusted

― balls, Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:21 (2 days ago) Permalink

always wrote a tilde before his name

― lick of the rim (Matt P), Saturday, 4 August 2012 22:42 (2 days ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGCbgpIf3E

Funny because true:

--

i always kinda roll my eyes when people are all 'lol twitter where people talk abt their sandwiches' cause you dont have to follow those people, you can follow nobel prize winners and great journalists instead

― lag∞n, Monday, August 6, 2012 10:42 AM (1 minute ago)

and find out about their sandwiches

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, August 6, 2012 10:42 AM (50 seconds ago)

objection

overruled

ur not boss here buddy this is everything

this is the disputed territory of pwnjab, my ancestors have lived in everything for centuries

I came here to post n/a's sandwich joke. I'm not sure if that sways anything.

maybe lag?n should retain the services of a zing attorney

better call saul

http://www.martindale.com/Ina-Zing/41816768-lawyer.htm

maybe lag?n should retain the services of a zing attorney

― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Monday, August 6, 2012 2:17 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ive made my objection im not getting into it except to say you all have terrible senses of humor and i hate you

overruled

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, August 6, 2012 1:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, August 6, 2012 2:05 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xxpost the whole freaking system's out of order, etc

do you recall how the woman with three tits was literarily depicted in the novelization?

― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Monday, 6 August 2012 20:16 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she was depicted as a woman with three tits

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 20:17 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

although it was slightly unclear as to where the third tit was, I kept thinking it might have been where her belly button should be

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 20:18 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stevie Nicks pulled over on the side of the road upon hearing "1999."

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 6, 2012 3:11 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should stevie nicks have been driving in 1982

― da croupier, Monday, August 6, 2012 3:12 PM (13 minutes ago)

do you recall how the woman with three tits was literarily depicted in the novelization?

― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:16 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she was depicted as a woman with three tits

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:17 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm trying to see the bright side to this so I don't get too depressed -- hey, at least it will expose the fans of the book to some classical music they might not otherwise listen to?

― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 1:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

while dildoing themselves

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 2:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why we can't have bright sides

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 7, 2012 3:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

I was secretly hoping you would excelsior my "Oh Jeezu, Joy of Mans Desiring" from the same thread though

I have a 2XL story. I bought one at a garage sale when I was about 13 just because I thought it was silly, I guess. But then I was messing around with it and intentionally answering questions wrong or even pushing buttons than were not an answer option and at one point - I kid you not - it said, "You are a little dummy."

― timellison, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 10:44 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It just occurred to me that you could market a geriatric incontinence diaper to Wookies as Wookieleaks.

― sive gallus et mulier (Michael White), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

literally dying

http://api.ning.com/files/H2fl*kImkrxabtlqT2OHMNWCKwvM0hWZj-A3ndIg9R-Sq7MM5HrWbLvzCOTiIPDM9dy7DLG1EF-N4kgzPST4MhKtUWDmoysN/ahamoment.jpg

hahaha

wookieeleaks fyi

but do wookies even BUY things anymore

Most of them already have a comb, for one thing.

isn't that the name of an MIA album

i tried to listen to this phish show one time and they started with a SEVENTEEN minute cover of "emotional rescue" by the stones and it started out with like 4 minutes of them tunelessly going "whooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooo" and i almost killed myself

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ how i imagine all Phish concerts

p much. if you're lucky, you get to see a hippie shake a turd out of his corduroy pants leg

true story.