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Don't we all? Don't we all...

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haha

The only thing that really annoyed me is that if you have a bomb that will explode due to nuclear decay, that shit is pretty random! You're not going to get a to-the-second timer, surely?

why do you think this?

holy shit at the cops triumphantly marching out to savagely beat the poor people's revolutionary army and restore gotham's elite to their rightful penthouses. did not like this movie.

it was just so weird to have the bad guy motivated by vengeance and then we find out it's like, 3rd-hand revenge he wants for a guy he didnt even like anyway

I don't think he's motivated by vengeance, but by love for Talia and a desire to carry out whatever she has planned. Which is why I can see 13 yr old girls writing Bane fan fiction.

Wait, so how old is Bane? If he protected her when she was a child, when he himself was more or less grown, and she in the movie is, like, pushing 40, then wouldn't Bane be closer to ... 60?

He retroactively unaged.

I don't think he's motivated by vengeance, but by love for Talia and a desire to carry out whatever she has planned. Which is why I can see 13 yr old girls writing Bane fan fiction.

― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya but the movie really tries to sell him carrying a massive grudge, it really deflates his character's desire to inflict misery on b-man if he's just trying to impress a girl

yeah, it makes even less sense since he was only able to see Talia again BECAUSE Bats broke up the League of Shadows in BB (as said above), but i guess the character has no real desires of his own so it's ok?

The late great: check out the probabilistic nature of half life section: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-life

<I>holy shit at the cops triumphantly marching out to savagely beat the poor people's revolutionary army and restore gotham's elite to their rightful penthouses. did not like this movie.</I>

I did feel weird at being asked to cheer this (all the more so since they're advancing into small-arms fire), but the revolutionary army is still 100% Blackgate prisoners, yeah?

ah i see andrew ... but one decay doesn't cause a nuclear bomb to go off

like the whole reason carbon dating works is that even though it's completely unknown how long it will take one carbon nucleus to decay, if we have like 10^23 of them we can get a pretty sharp idea of how long it will take half of them to decay

it's really really really hard to say exactly what would happen with that bomb since it's *completely imaginary*

but in general machines that depend on nuclear decays or atomic transitions to trigger something are using very large numbers of atoms so it's not all as random as that

you know the more i think about it the more and more farfetched it seems, like there's nothing in theory to rule something like that out, but it's also got nothing to do w/ either how a real reactor works or how a real atom bomb works

in other words you *could* make a to-the-second timer w/ the right materials *but* that would have nothing to do w/ either how a reactor meltdown works or how a bomb works.

Maybe that's why only that one guy could defuse such a bomb.

holy shit at the cops triumphantly marching out to savagely beat the poor people's revolutionary army and restore gotham's elite to their rightful penthouses

― adam, Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:08 PM

brought a tear to my eye. cops being as oppressed as they are in this country nice to finally see them get theirs

it really blew me away that the example of gotham's ultimate chaos and degeneration was park ave ppl getting kicked out of their homes

i mean not that i'm in favour of that but

i guess they were really going for the Tale of Two Cities thing but urm...yeah I did not feel right watching that

more like a tale of two shitties imo

that was beneath even you, bro

i only call em like i see em

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/Garfield_A_Tail_of_Two_Kitties.jpg/220px-Garfield_A_Tail_of_Two_Kitties.jpg

also did anyone find it a bit weak that the un-escapable prison of death provided a safety rope for its potential escapees

i also LOLed at the rope at the top that dude threw down after he got out

the prison was ridiculous in every respect

ask and ye shall receive: http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/07/30/the_dark_knight_rises_climbing_scenes_don_t_make_any_sense_at_all.html

as i said upthread, its a prison filled with greek pensioners drinking tea

and doing physiotherapy

"it's not so bad, this prison" makes me LOL every time i think of the movie basically.

ayo is that slate piece by an ex-ilxer

i also LOLed at the rope at the top that dude threw down after he got out

that was ridic. i imagined it getting added after some note from the studio about 'but doesn't it make batman look like an asshole if he leaves all those nice prisoners down in the hole?'

sorry, misquote that sort of loses the casual, laid-back vibe of the hell pit:

i liked how the guys in the worst prison on earth are just like greek pensioners or something... making batman tea on a hot plate... ehh this prison...its not so bad

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Friday, July 20, 2012 3:45 PM Bookmark

Would sort of like it if this aspect was played up more deliberately, like the point is that it WAS the worst prison on earth, which is what made Bane so tough, but since taking over running it, it operates really differently, dude doesn't tolerate random prisoner-on-prisoner violence, etc etc...so it's basically just a holding tank for anybody Bane has a grudge against, or that he's not using on a project right this second. Kind of expected Bruce to rescue everybody else from down there and recruit them in his fight against Bane or something, oh well, I'm sure they're probably doing okay down there...may have had to make do with powdered non-dairy creamer but otherwise life goes on.

ugh my pronouns are all messed up in that post, sorry

Yup, that's an ex-ilxor/ILG mod

They did mention "This is Bane's prison now."

"it's not so bad, this prison" makes me LOL every time i think of the movie basically.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, July 30, 2012 2:47 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/KeUPt.gif

Would sort of like it if this aspect was played up more deliberately, like the point is that it WAS the worst prison on earth, which is what made Bane so tough, but since taking over running it, it operates really differently, dude doesn't tolerate random prisoner-on-prisoner violence, etc etc

what a terrifying place for batman to get thrown into... I CONDEMN YOU TO THIS HUMANE, FAIR HELLHOLE

HERE YOU WILL DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, IN PROBABLY THIRTY TO FORTY YEARS, ASSUMING YOU LET YOURSELF INDULGE AT THE DESSERT BAR TOO OFTEN

WHEN YOU HAVE UNDERGONE PHYSIOTHERAPY... YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE

Would sort of like it if this aspect was played up more deliberately, like the point is that it WAS the worst prison on earth, which is what made Bane so tough, but since taking over running it, it operates really differently, dude doesn't tolerate random prisoner-on-prisoner violence, etc etc...so it's basically just a holding tank for anybody Bane has a grudge against, or that he's not using on a project right this second.

what we didn't see of BANE'S GOTHAM was that everybody just hung out playing chess and making each other cups of tea.

I think Bane's argument was that it was the worst prison in the world because seeing the light above you constantly taunted with you with the hope of getting out. This is the kind of an opposing psychological theory to every other prison movie ever, where hope is the only thing that keeps people going. I'll let you know which is right if I ever get thrown in prison.

Maybe it makes more sense as a metaphor for capitalist society, in which people are fed the lie of social mobility but ultimately it's all awful.

and since Bane is an evil communist, he just doesn't get it, that you have to STRIVE to the light to succeed

Maybe it makes more sense as a metaphor for capitalist society, in which people are fed the lie of social mobility but ultimately it's all awful.

― Alba, Monday, July 30, 2012 3:20 PM Bookmark

Now that you say this, I definitely think it's in there, although underdeveloped, similar to how Catwoman's speech to Bruce while they dance doesn't ever really go anywhere. Say what you want about the unsubtlety of BB and TDK's themes, at least the movie seemed consistently aware that those were the themes. DKR keeps falling in and out of focus with that stuff.

Much as I enjoyed the movie, I think I'd like it better if it were 30-45 minutes shorter (cutting the superfluous subplots and characters, especially Talia)... OR if it were 30-45 minutes LONGER, adding back in some of the missing plot-transition stuff, and fleshing out Bane and Catwoman a bit more.

the sorrow and the pit-climb

sorry, what were the themes?

Climbing. Ageing. Cats.

weird i didnt like it more

The prison pit escaped bugged me, too, for a different reason. I thought, especially once the bats flew by, that savvy Bruce would see a small crevasse he could then escape through, thus avoiding the jump. The lesson being that most arrogant prisoners go for the leap and die, but clever observers (like the child) would see the easy way out if they simply paid attention.

But no, he made the stupid jump.