Huckabee to GQ: Gay Marriage Will End Civilization

Uh.

Seriously, UH.

http://www.ajc.com/business/chick-fil-a-public-1486023.html

omg at dude dying

surely the hand of the Lord at work lol

You just know that places like the Corner are going to run "Liberal Hate Murdered Chick-fil-A PR Man" stories.

That's cause God is a commie long-haired hippie. Um, I guess.

Maybe God is trying to tell them something

xp: damn you Ned

scrolled past ned's link in fb real fast and O_O'd when i misread the name of the dead CfA dude!

Some more on Perry, actually:

http://www.hillcrestcoc.net/perry.htm

http://www.theloveliestvillage.org/profiles/blogs/having-a-truett-cathy

Though I can't quite get over this from the second link about the company founder:

"Although Cathy has had some bad ideas, his commitment to the Lord has always kept him grounded. At the beginning of his fast-food career, he opened a second restaurant that went up in flames. He used this accident to reassess his financial status and the Lord’s plan and invent the chicken sandwich."

this dude is the Puff Daddy of fast food

Those sentences are worthy of Evelyn Waugh.

Correct on both counts.

RIP D4n P3rry :(

it's realy sad, I was a spokesman

I wonder which Perry kin is your favorite:

Don
Vic
Rick
Katy

you're forgetting the best ones!

http://halftimeadjustment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/steve-perry-two.gif

Maybe this should be taken to a poll.

also don't forget

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7425GT9YsiM/0.jpg

i love chik-fil-a claims to have "invented the chicken sandwich" in 1972 against a wall of evidence that demonstrates that chicken sandwiches had been in existence much much much earlier than that.

i think that violates one of the commandments, but i can't be bothered to check which one.

thou shalt not chickenbrag

I know Jack Nicholson got in trouble over a chicken salad sandwich in '70

did he beat it with a golf club

Chik-fil-a has very specific ideas about what is and is not acceptable to hold between your knees.

you go girl!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/603841_10151074905623588_1501261276_n.jpg

Wonder if they split that shake?

Ugh,fuck all three people that posted this on my timeline today. Also xpost with that Facebook images thread:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388029_253681378084721_1032374926_n.jpg

sarah palin is a horrible human being who really ought to die a horrible death in the near future. just sayin.

"mmmmmm, tastes like bigotry. thumbs up!"

There's one of those Willly Wonka meme things going around calling out OPEC for being more homophobic than C-F-A.

that photo is awesome, can't hate

Oh it's chick-fil-a.. Shit, disregard previous post... Ugh

Is Sarah Palin entering her "Bono" stage?

That's the second time this week I've seen her posing in ridiculous sunglasses in a place where she need not be wearing ridiculous sunglasses.

It's because she's super high

She'd be far more respectable if she was super high all the time

"That's the second time this week I've seen her posing in ridiculous sunglasses in a place where she need not be wearing ridiculous sunglasses."

Snip, snip, spritz, spritz.

Amazon's Bezos donates Amazon's Bezos donates $2.5M in support of same-sex marriage.5M in support of same-sex marriage

Apple, Microsoft, Google, Facebook, and EA all have vocally supported marriage equality too but i'm not aware of them backing their words with this kind of money.

I like the taste of Chick-Fil-A's food and it's lower in fat than most fast food, and I've eaten there many times in the past despite many misgivings but they've really crossed a line this time and I can't consciously eat there anymore.

not sure what happened with that link but you get the drift

5M in support of same-sex marriage going once...

I've been reading up on Chick-Fil-A for the last half hour. I wish I could take back all the money I've ever spent eating there.

The same-sex marriage brouhaha is the tip of the iceberg. (shortly after Jim Henson pulled the Muppets toy giveaways, C-F-A announced they were no longer available due to "safety defects"). Chick-Fil-A funnels sizable amounts of cash to their own Winshape Foundation, which in turn gives about $2,000,000 yearly to the likes of Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum (anti-feminist, anti-female employment, and an anti-vaccine wacko), and the Family Research Council (anti-LBGT rights, anti-abortion, and anti-stem cell research), and perhaps the worst, James Dobson's "Focus on the Family" (pro-child abuse a.k.a. "corporal punishment", anti-gay rights, anti-abortion rights, anti-divorce, anti-pre-marital sex, promotes abstinence-only education and teaching creationism in science classes). Winshape also operates a resort which hosts 8,000 people yearly, and which prohibits gay or lesbian couples.

Keep meaning to post this video, Chow Down at Chick-Fil-A, made by one of the contestants on the latest Rupaul's Drag Race:

http://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw

That's great.

I think this explains a lot:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2012/07/30/stance-vs-substance-why-evangelicals-are-confused-about-the-actual-harm-chik-fil-a-is-doing-to-actual-people/

When your entire culture has loud tribal banner-waving as a key component, of firmly reaffirming publicly declared stances without any attention paid to actually acting on those stances, you get confused when people get all het up about the shit you actually do.

yup.

i've been really annoyed by this idea that OF COURSE Chick-fil-A is anti-gay "because they're Christian!" like what did you expect, liberals?! just because someone is Christian we're to automatically assume they're going to be bigoted?? one of my best friends is the pastor at a Presbyterian church not two blocks from Independence Hall. if he owned a business, it's highly unlikely he would be open on Sunday. but he also supports marriage equality (because WWJD?), and he would never give money to a hate group like the Family Research Council.

also weird is how personally these folks seem to be taking this. how dare one suggest folks shouldn't support CFA! evangelical groups boycott companies ALL THE TIME and no one says boo (Disney, JC Penney, Target, Hormel, etc etc). (tho i get that the Boston & Chicago mayors throwing in makes this a little dicier)

anyway, shouldn't they be thrilled that now they won't have to eat their crappy chicken sandwich around any of them queer fellers?

saw a guy wearing pink shorts and sockless boat shoes at the one on campus today who looked thrilled to bite into the fried meat in his hand

You can still avoid this place and loathe where the money goes and shake your head at gay libs who think "banning" CFA and having gays married and in the military will bring the US to nirvana.

saw a guy wearing pink shorts and sockless boat shoes at the one on campus today who looked thrilled to bite into the fried meat in his hand

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, July 30, 2012 8:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post

Lol was that me

Chick-Fil-A Weekend

You can still avoid this place and loathe where the money goes and shake your head at gay libs who think "banning" CFA and having gays married and in the military will bring the US to nirvana.

you can still create the nirvana of false dichotomies!

oh, so not getting into rhetorical cockfights.