"...and fucking mason jars"
― diamonddave85, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
"forcibly lighthearted"
so much of what I hate about (certain corners of) SF in two words
― hot slag (lukas), Thursday, 26 July 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)
'sex house' is incredible
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
Completely agree, love the way it is slipping into No Exit territory.
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
haha wow, i hadn't noticed the existence of "Sex House" but it is pretty amazing just in terms of convincing parody, all the stupid editing details and acting tics are just dead-on.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
forks otmI was not expecting half the humor to come from the house itself being a malfunctioning hellscapeI think the hardest lol for me was the host rebuffed the 'indie' girl and then said he was asexual
― drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
the banana contest was incredibly dark and funny too
there really are 5 episodes btw
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
I'VE DRAWN THE MUSLIM PROPHET MUHAMMAD ON MY FOREHEAD
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 12 August 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
76.
Thinking it'll probably end more like "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" or, on a happier note, The Holy Mountain.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
right now its salo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
desperate 'indie girl' is pitch perfect btw
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)
also love the part in the first ep when tara is hugged by her two roommates and her eyes just stare straight ahead
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
New episode up.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
omg this is painfully funny
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:52 (thirteen years ago)
i hope settlers of catan will feature prominently in some major plot twist
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 17 August 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)
Just burned through all six eps of Sex House. Brilliant.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)
the malnourishment make-up is a nice touch
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 August 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
low hanging fruit but it worked for mehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/phelps-drowns,29059/
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
wow holy shit sex house. I guess there are five eps up now? It gets kind of sickening, like I don't even know if I want to watch anymore.
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)
oh, six eps, nm. Is that it or are they making more?
it's kind of amazing in a way that goes beyond Onion style at this point; it's more like a fringe festival play or something
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)
I assume more Sex House eps are coming (there are teasers for the next one at the end of #6).
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
dark!
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
Here's the convenient playlist, btw: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL622682EF88B3C077
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder if the series is sponsored by settlers of catan because the name isn't obscured like twister is.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:34 (thirteen years ago)
it should be a real tv show, i can't really think of a faux-reality show in its vein that's so good; there's obviously like the office at a tangent from that concept but playing with the archetypes of contestants is so funny.
― very sexual album (schlump), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:07 (thirteen years ago)
burning love is pretty funny
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
I stand by my original post/thread title:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah both those were an impressive one-two punch.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
Love it when the Onion goes real, real dark
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)
well played
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:35 (thirteen years ago)
the needy indie girl is killing me
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
Guilty lols.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ugandan-powerball-jackpot-hits-31-grains-of-rice,29208/
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
reminds me of this
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
am I the only person who thinks the "what I really meant to say..." article wasn't funny at all?
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
it is about as funny as those articles M4rc L0i wrote for The Spoof
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/holy-shit-i-just-realized-people-want-to-kill-my-d,28891/^missed this earlier
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
dark dark dark hilarityhttp://onion.com/NEz69k
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
NEW EPISODE OF SEX HOUSE OH JESUS GOD OH GOD.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
the frog special effects on this are so great
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
sexy game of settlers of catan!
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
jesus, this got darker than i would've guessed
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
ahahaha, mannnn, this is really chugging along nicely. "Those days are just lost to me."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
"sex house" deserves its own thread, frank deserves an emmy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
/!\~incoming sext~/!\ thread of sex house
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know if I can sit through the rest of it. My wife already bowed out.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)