Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Yes, is there some reason you can't be Joseph? I feel confused and alone.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not against pen-names. In fact, I am against (many) real names.

It's more a matter of one pen-name vs another. I don't get the 'Homosexual' thing.

― the penfox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Screw you all, my image of the girl was totally blasted sideways by that behind-Paris picture. She looks like a Columbia undergrad. Which, yes, is still hot, but in a totally different way. That way that people are hot when you don't actually like them.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco did not meet the same columbia undergrad that yanc3y, ally, daddino and I met.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and to think that i decided not to go to columbia

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For instance, 'Markelby' is a good pen-name.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah tracer and matos were there too:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/06/386013/83639789647l.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd shag Paris Hilton. I'd do all them young famous ladies.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wow E-Z Jet flight 212 Los Angeles-->Glasgow just sold out.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be better as a handkerchief-name.

crossposts

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

those are some crossposts, indeed.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, I totally forgot about Sarah Michelle Gothster. I bet she's hot, ready and legal. Especially if you give her $5 and you social security card.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And Paris recently broke up with Nick Carter, so maybe you've got a chance, C-Man!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I just gave her the $5, no SS card.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, that's where you went wrong.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Have we already done this somewhere?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

WTF?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When is this obsession with thinness going to go away?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Lindsay Lohan is secretly Geri Halliwell.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that's very sad actually

: /

crossposts

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah lindsay is really disappointing me :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

she lost 20 lbs. apparently.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the herbie thread needs moving to this thread, that way it's 2x as great. but yeah, linz, what the fuck, where to start? the hair or the eating problem?

― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE ARE THE TITTIES!

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF Lindz, do you realize how many people spend money to get their hair dyed your natural red color?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

cozen is right :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought she looked cute and spunky before. Now she's looking like death.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

She's following Christina Ricci in the voluptuous actress goes Katie Hudson rib-poking-out skinny trend.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean almost every actress, ever. It seems like everyone starves down to about that weight nowadays.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

UH? This Kate Hudson?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/01/20/ggterrillsscs.jpg

I mean I agree that Lindsay Lohan looks awful but I'm not sure what it has to do with Kate Hudson, who looks pretty normal.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
What is that weight? I'm totally making it my ideal.

What happened to Lindsay's breastesses? I bet she has a gross bird chest now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She's gonna have that weird thing that Jessica Simpson has going on now.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm slightly surprised that she hasn't lost weight before this. it's got to feel pretty shitty to be an example of the "heavier" hollywood at ~130lbs.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha yeah. I just remember picking up some copy of like US Weekly or something like that while waiting on a train once and they had a big spread on plus-size Hollywood, "girls who refuse to lose the extra!" or whatever, and it was like photos of Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, J-Lo, Kate Winslet...

Breast implant culture + anorexia culture = no one has any fucking clue what a real life person actually looks like anymore.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that's rich. especially in light of the fact that beyonce's exercise regime is up to five hours a day!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Although maybe hopefully it's just a phase that Lindsay will get over quickly, I mean remember when Kate Winslet looked like this

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/kate_winslet/kate_winslet2.jpg

That only lasted, like, a year.

Though looking at the url of that photo is, um, enlightening.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

lara flynn lohan

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

lara flynn boyle looks like michael jackson.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep shame. I like a bit of bubble in my bath.

x-p I think Kate handled that look very well. She may be the only weight-losing celebrity ever to have done so.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What's sad is that, like I was just reading the Herbie thread that I had no idea doubled as this thread, and those photos of Lindsay and Nicole Richie (who was also one of the people in that US thing)...yeah, I guess if you're constantly held up as being an example of "healthy"/"chunky"/"voluptuous" famous people it makes you wanna lose 40 lbs. I mean, who is next, Mandy Moore? I just hope that somehow they get convinced that they look AWFUL because I find it difficult to believe that this is healthy for either of them.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

What I don't like either is that they praise 'ethnic' beauty like J-Lo and Beyonce on one hand, and then smack them with the other hand for being "plus-size." What are they going to do next, pick on the Williams sisters for being too black and muscular?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

lohan expert spencer chow swears the photos are bullshit and photoshopped etc fwiw.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I say Kate Hudson? I meant Katie Holmes!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

FUTURE PLUMPERS

Golly, I hope they have a FUTURE RAILROAD SPIKES directory, too!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave Spencer alone, he was basically OTM on that thread, with the exception of believing those photos were photoshopped. And he's also not posting on this thread, so callling him out is kind of childish.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If I'm not mistaken, I read on another board she changed her haircolour to match someone else's. Meryl Streep? Somebody who was going to be her mother (in the film). Whatever, I think it's horrible. She's such a beauty, why change it? She should hang out less with Mrs soon-to-be-DJ AM/Ritchie who is losing weight much too fast, she's 95 pounds or something.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

pish! its just baby fat!

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=191272

Lohan: 'Overweight' and 'Wholesome'
Lindsay's skewed self-image; Plus, news on Jake, George, Beyoncé, Justin, Madonna, BenGar and a shorn Portman ...

by Kat Giantis
MSN Entertainment
May 16, 2005

Does this look like someone who needs to drop a few pounds? Didn't think so. But Lindsay Lohan believes that if she went arm to twiglike arm with some of her fellow streamlined starlets, she'd look like she was carrying extra baggage.

"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."

Lohan has dismissed eating disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasn't calling him out, just saying he reckoned the photos were 'shopped. sheesh.

― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not as if she wasn't already thin by any normal standards anyway.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still waiting for Ally's verdict on Katie Holmes.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I have since revised my opinion on the photos photoshopedness.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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