Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

or maybe part of me just wants to tell y'all about my morning /humblebrag

ohh i see. well go ahead and tell us i don't think anyone'll like look the other way and sip their tea

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Interviewed one of the Step Up dancers this morning and had to resist the urge to jump him after we got to talking tattoos.

congratulations on unearthing your libido!

All it took was a hot, taut, tatted, olive-skinned hip-hop dancer roughly 10 years my junior.

had a morning wrestling match with a lovely fellow. it was supposed to be best 3 of 5 but i lost handily in the first three rounds. nearly succeeded round 2. the consequences of the loss were...satisfying.

s'nice

but yeah. apparently this (i.e. wrestling) is a thing? i didn't know it was a thing.

Oh yeah?! Well...this morning I had sex with my common law husband of several years. :-S

[ but really :-) ]

Didn't know it was a thing either, but given how likely I am to lose in most wrestling matches, I'm all for it.

(verging on TMI yet?)

oh it's a thing all right, Alex. Sometimes with mud, and sometimes the basis of a Tom cruise lawsuit.

i am...confused

i don't kno whether or not to write a guy an e-mail

but sorry didn't mean to divert attention from the fun mornings most of you seem to be having! wooooohoo fun!!

You should know from recent experience that we are just gonna talk you into doing it.

wrestling to emails in ten minutes

mud? Tom Cruise?

this was just in his living room with a bunch of mats rolled out.

read that as a "bunch of meats"

well but it's one of those awkward emails. like ... last time was a little awkward, are we still happening kind of emails. bad idea?

and yes surm, you should write a guy an email!

Our nerd status is reconfirmed

reward >>> awkwardness

Alex, relevant info from TomKat postmortem:

You probably already know that Cruise once hired a male porn star, Chad Slater, to meet him in a boxing ring for some top-secret nude wrestling (as reported in the French gossip rag Actustar; Cruise sued Slater for $100 million and won a default judgment).

http://www.vulture.com/2012/07/katie-holmes-cruise-has-left-the-building.html

and an annual event at the SF Eagle:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonnodotcom/sets/72157594192229104/

george bellows paintings >>> any actual male-on-male combat

i'll google at home

but no, we learn by doing.

You must be carefully taught to hate.

or execute a Boston crab.

oh sure Matt, I've seen those. hottt

hmmmm....I finally met this guy I've kind of been crushing on from a distance and we kind of hit it off. Stevie knows who I'm talking about.

great!

yay!

congrats! how and where'd you meet?

at a club, he was talking to my friends when I walked in

xxxp the constant hounding some celebrities get about their sexuality seems in very poor taste imo. not to mention it often omits the possibility of bisexuality entirely.

sorry to enter the thread on such a "political" note, hi all by the way

OMG everyone ok so Rev and I were walking around Seattle once, I think maybe (prob) talking about how amazing Rev's hair is (or rather, a monologue of me telling Rev how he has the #1 hair in Seattle), and this bitch has the AUDACITY to walk by us in an [obviously failed] attempt to out-hair Rev, and we just exchanged wordless glances of "Oh. No. She. Didn't." And I think it turned out Rev had peeped this guy around town a time or two or something? And he prob has the #2 hair in Seattle, but seriously the idea of both of them joining forces is like the most adorable and wonderful thing of all time.

also, hi chilli; judging by yr username you will fit in wonderfully.

Also, wrestling... is definitely a thing, and in my wilder days I remember cockily challenging a partner or two to no avail :( though I think my boyfriend and I tried it once and just ended up in laughing fits

chilli, no such thing as poor taste re 30 years of Tom Cruise stories

He needs someone, a real man; he needs someone who understands.

Stevie: no, that was my first time seeing him, but I've crossed paths with him several times since. btw, check your facebook.

Right but you said you kept seeing him places

yeah, my point was just that that was after our initial encounter with him, not before

OH wait I misread your post as "that was my first time MEETING him" nvm

also whoa re: fb

Though yall could use some new summer duds: http://grindr.com/gear

Stevie and I joint messaging guys rite now on the apps #21stcenturyromance

whoa! so many new people. scottfree = stevie's guy?

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btwfyi: I am Lily Tomlin in 9 to 5, angrily removing my kimono-inspired housecoat to don a perfectly tailored blazer + pin to match my earrings/lipcolor/nails.