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If you think any of Nolan's movies are as dumb as Transformers 2 then I don't know what else to really say. But, y'know, I'm just a dude and not paid to be a movie critic so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Nolan is on a different planet to Transformers 2, which left me feeling both insulted and idiotic.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

I can't credit a guy for his intentions, esp when in the case of Batman Begins the Big Ideas come in the form of Jedi koans.

One noxious thing shared by Nolan and his Autobot confreres: most of those movies are way over two hours long.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

Now that's something I'm not that keen on. Like 90s albums all being 77 minutes because that's how much you could fit on a CD.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

otm, just because you can make it that long doesn't mean you should. i'm guessing Avatar 2 is going to push 4 hours at this rate.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

i am honestly a bit amazed if you guys are not trolling and are seriously debating whether Nolan's movies are dumb as Michael Bay's, but ugh why am i feeding into this

Nhex, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to know, and I'm pretty sure I asked this on the Inception thread, if people think Nolan's films are dumb, what films do they think are smart?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

I don't look for thoughtful blow-up movies!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

basically I want them short and with actors who don't look doleful.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

How do you feel about Die Hard?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

I love it.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

i kind of liked IOZ's take on the nolan style (if you can overlook a rape analogy):

http://whoisioz.blogspot.com/2010/07/deception.html

The visual experience of Inception left me with the distinct impression that I had been drugged by a circa-1999 Tom Ford for Gucci ad and then mercilessly date-raped by his shiny partner, a Lexus commercial. I kept expecting "The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection" to dash across the screen in some boldly sans-serif font. I kept expecting the lease options.

goole, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

With the recent series of Aaron Sorkin analyses going around, I've been scared that someone is going to write a successful article comparing Nolan's world view with Sorkin's, that I will agree with it, and then my enjoyment of Nolan films will be killed.

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://jacobinmag.com/blog/2012/07/the-dark-knight-is-no-capitalist/

goole, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

I could poke holes in the politics and logic all day, but it's really only the internal holes in the plot that bother me. Lots of material for people to churn, though.

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think one of the reasons Nolan's films are so popular among a certain subset of young men is precisely because they take themselves so seriously. this is the appeal! the reason TDK worked so well was Ledger + the brilliant idea "let's do a Batman movie that looks and feels like Heat." i really don't get this eternal anxiety amongst critics that a movie is pulling one over on you. hence this constant debate over whether movies are smart or dumb.

In "The Dark Knight," characters announce the movie's themes in the form of lectures to the audience while the movie is playing.

so do the characters in Paradise Lost. This is not in itself a criticism.

now, Nolan is no Michael Mann as a director, for me at least. He's doesn't have as seductive a style. but i think his more successful films like TDK and The Prestige (I don't think I liked TDKR very much) are pretty intense examinations of intellectual problems, and i think there's actually an emotional urgency in how they are engaged in those movies. I think at times this can be aesthetically thrilling.

ryan, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

those poor anxious male Metacritic watchers

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

ha, remind me to leave death threats in the comments for every critics who smugly writes "this movie isn't as smart as it thinks it is."

ryan, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

nice post ryan

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

my problem with nolan's films has never been that they're dumb, but that they're dull. they're smart enough, i suppose, but they're so self-important and ploddingly literal - so devoid of wit, joy, perversity and imagination - that they feel like illustrative museum dioramas. "wit" is key there. die hard doesn't grapple with heady ideas, but it at least has the grace and good taste to take itself lightly, to pass with a smile. that's expresses a kind of intelligence, imo.

in comparison to that, nolan's films are like listening in while a moderately intelligent person explains, in painstaking detail, with pie charts and statistical corroboration, that they are, in fact, a genius. there's nothing smart or interesting about that, and certainly nothing witty or graceful. if you want to make movies that wear a heavy-duty serious face for three fucking hours, you better pay it off with some kind of artistic reward. afaic, nolan's film's can't manage this. they're like being pelted with dimly-lit intensity bricks, and they mean nothing more than that he's spent a lot of time working out the intricacies.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

I get where you are going contenderizer and I really appreciate that you are taking the time to address it, but honestly I think I disagree that there isn't any "wit, joy, perversity and imagination" in Nolan's films. I think there are examples of all four, specifically in the Batman films. But, yeah, it does get heavy-handed at times.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

the contende rizes

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

well, hyperbole, you know...

the only real spark in the two batman films i've seen came from heath ledger. the contrast between his lunatic performance and the inert action_puzzle.xls cinematic landscape into which he'd been dropped gave the dark knight its only truly memorable moments. i did like harvey dent's grossout makeup though.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Another problem with these movies is the nullity Bruce Wayne/Batman, thanks to Bale's performance. He's hard to take seriously.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

*the nullity of

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

I like that nullity. Thought Michael Keaton had some of it about him, too. Bruce Wayne almost doesn't have a character, a personality, he's a cypher, an empty vessel.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

I realize that's how fans of the comic like him but it's not a good defense ("He's SUPPOSED to be boring!").

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

when your iconic protagonist is a nullity, what else do we concentrate on – Nolan's big ideas?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

* explosions
* hero building himself back up from nothing
* thrilling leaps of faith
* underground resistance plots
* a bomb is going to go off
* anne hathaway is hot
* there is a bat-plane
* this is a popcorn movie guys

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

Fucking cool bat costume. Fighting. Angst. Baddies. Etc etc.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, I get what everyone here is saying, and I even see some merit in that "aristocratic" reading (although I think it, like a lot of "fascist" takes of this series - - with which I do partly agree!!! - depends on sort of ignoring that huge chunks of the 2nd and significant dashes of the 3rd are devoted to raising the question that batman actually represents a huge problematic in a civil democracy) - - - but one thing I don't get is the idea that these movies are so devoted to their own loftiness and Deep Ideas. Yeah, there's some cornball speechifying that tries to make "Conquer your fear!" sound like a bigger deal than it is - - but man, have you heard any speech in any blockbuster? I'm satisfied by these because they're entertaining and I can basically understand everything that happens and give a shit about the characters, which yeah, compare to Transformers or Wrath of the Titans or any other action-effects fantasy explosion movie and, I mean, damn.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

Like, if the movies don't thrill you, okay, and yeah, TDKR is no Die Hard but by the general standards of what a Thrilling Movie is supposed to do I think they score pretty high.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

that they feel like illustrative museum dioramas

what sort of savage would dis museum dioramas :-(

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

This movie really needed an Oceans 11-type flashback at the credits showing how Batman survived that last noble act.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

what sort of savage would dis museum dioramas :-(

― the late great, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:39 PM Bookmark

i don't know if you were there, but this kind of question THROTTLED the paul simon ballot poll results thread on ILM, i don't know if i'm ready to revisit that battlefield

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

the contende rizes

― am0n, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 12:52 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

nice

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Another problem with these movies is the nullity Bruce Wayne/Batman, thanks to Bale's performance. He's hard to take seriously.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:08 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

i agree w/u re: the first 2 movies but i thought bale had a nice lightness of touch here

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

bunch of good posts itt, really feeling ryan on the realism/mannism & how timely it felt (that the newest spider-man film mainly existed separate from anything interesting or topical jarred, slightly, i think).

& yeah bale was good in this one. alfred was being such a debbie downer throughout but i bought into bruce wayne's quieter moments. it's a pity they got sped up into push-up montages, but the idea of him being a shut-in getting round to shaving so he could leave the house worked pretty well.

, Blogger (schlump), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

It was a pretty odd decision to have two comebacks for Batman though

Number None, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

There ain't a post credits scene here is there. Didn't look like there was going to be one by the time I stayed til. So hope I didn't miss one.

Thought it was pretty great and would be up for watching another one, assuming Alfred isn't hallucinating/dreaming.

Don't recall coming across Bane before, but maybe they just changed the way he looks a bit. Sorry if that's sorted further up the thread i haven't read it all the way through.

so what's this year's next biggie?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

Bourne or Bond i guess

Number None, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

wonder if there was any significance to 8 years gap, since I thought this was supposed to be a fantasised present day. & I don't think the last one was that long ago.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

star trek two

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

alfred was being such a debbie downer

I learned it from watching Bale

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

don't confucians believe life happens in eight year cycles, maybe that's the meaning

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

star trek two

― the late great, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

next year

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Argo looked kinda interesting.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Steveolende - Bane is a 2nd or 3rd tier Bat-villain, invented in the early 90s basically to kickstart a plot about Batman getting his back broken and having to start again. His motivations in the comics were way different than in the movie IIRC, but I think they successfully grabbed what was useful about the concept: after decades of fighting malnourished lunatics, Batman meets someone who's his physical match, and loses. (Nevermind Killer Croc and Man-Bat.) I don't BELIEVE he ever had anything to do with R'as al Ghul before. He also was used as Uma Thurman's henchman in Batman and Robin but the less said about that, the better.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/01/21/ask-chris-42-breaking-down-bane/ - - Chris Sims makes a case for the comic book version of the character as being more interesting than he's cracked up to be.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

xp re argo, ^^ i had to look this up and see that it wasn't another sword-and-sandal movie

o/t but man i saw clash of the titans on cable and it was a really ohh lord pac moment for me

goole, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

"While searching for the Swiss man in Rome, Bane encounters the League of Assassins and eventually Bane impresses Ra's al Ghul so much that he chooses Bane as his heir (an "honor" he had previously bestowed on Batman).[11]"

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)


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