Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

Like, walking to a car in the rain, no biggie. Standing fully exposed to the elements while waiting god knows how long for a bus then train, potentially a biggie.

Oh this woman Jesse's talking about would come in to a food service job at a casual fine dining restaurant literally soaked, like dripping hair wetter than towel dried, wet t-shirt contest-esquely wet shirt bc she didn't believe in umbrellas as like a ~thing~. So none of this "Am I a disgusting savage for not using an umbrella?" stuff bc it's not equivalent.

Unless you are going to serve food to people looking like you walked though a car wash on the way to work, in which case, yes, you are a disgusting savage.

Yeh, she strolled from home to work in the rain. I would rather believe that she was doing it b/c she was cultivating a mellow demeanor rather than b/c she was ~against~ umbrellas b/c she was funny and somehow a cool to work with despite everything and carl remember you liked her too b/c she was funny and cool and SHE WAS FUNNY AND COOL TO WORK WITH, JESSE! ARE YOU LISTENING?

people referring to their partner or whatever with the definite article, like "the boyfriend says". when a man does it feels sort of archaic and irish and sexist, like "the wife" in a "her indoors" way, yet i feel like a girl doing it feels just oddly modern. i read this food blog recently and every post had 3/4 "i love star anise, but the boyfriend, HATES it" or "when the boyfriend has been out with his pals for some beers."

it's as if "the boyfriend" is a giant stone edifice, ever watching.

i keep a nice, compact umbrella in the bag i carry with me every day, so i always have it with me.

Me too. Except when I forget it or have lost it.

I get angry when I check the weather report, bring an umbrella, and the promised/threatened rain fails to materialize, so I'm stuck traveling to and from work with a useless umbrella. Especially since when I do this, I never see anyone else with an umbrella, so I feel like the one asshole who didn't get the memo.

No, it's totally cool. I think carrying around an unused umbrella adds a little something. Old-timey class or something.

I just keep mine in my bag. I don't carry around Mary Poppins umbrella.

Bag contains: notebook, glasses, umbrella, gloves, pencils, book. Every day. How would you do without this stuff?

those paper towels that tear as a half sheet!! Why was this ever a good idea! And somehow I keep mistakingly buying them!

I love those! Best household product idea in years, imo.

Really!?!?

Oh man, my wife does this one far too often... answering the phone to tell someone you can't talk. Why not just let it go to voicemail then?

If you only need a small paper towel, no waste. If you need a normal sized one, get two.

Really!?!?

Yeah, definitely! We use dish towels for wiping up around the kitchen, so the paper towels really are mainly just used as napkins, and a half-towel is plenty.

Yeah, I really hated those at first, but now I've grown to really appreciate them. You'd be surprised at how often a half towel will do and I've noticeably cut back on the paper towels we go through.

I hate the half towels. Never sufficient.

I get so angry that I use three times as many just to spite the roll.

Half spills?

Love the half-napkins. Hating them would be like hating the half-flush button they have in other countries.

They're better than other energy-saving ideas like the motion-detecting paper towel dispenser we have in the office restroom. You want three napkins? Okay, fine, then I wave my hand in front of the sensor three times. Only thing it does do is make me look like a fool for two beats when I wave my hand in front of the sensor and nothing comes out because the batteries are dead.

Which then makes me think "I have to walk out of here with wet hands because the batteries are dead in the electronic napkin dispenser." And I really hate that thought.

- Paper towels that don't rip at the perforations. My office has a whole case of them and I glare at them every time I walk through the kitchen. But luckily we just hired a new cleaning lady who was so appalled by them that she asked if it was OK if she bought paper towels for us ("Bounty - you need Bounty paper towels - These are no good - I buy you Bounty") and we paid her back.

:D bounty - accept no substitute

new cleaning lady otm

We mostly use paper towels to clean up piles of cat puke so the halfsies aren't particularly useful.

I have never seen these half-towels in the UK yet but I often tear off a 3"-wide strip from the next paper towel to mop up e.g. a small dribble of sauce from the table, so I like the idea.

Though the antibacterial kitchen/bathroom wipes I get do have perforations to tear in half if you only want a half-sheet, and I have never done so, because I always want a whole sheet, and because if you try to fit the half-sheet back in the packet it won't shut properly and they all dry out.

Most interesting post on ILX ever!

My work inexplicably removed the dispenser from the kitchen which dispensed small single folded paper towels one at a time and replaced it with one with a big roll of thin nasty paper with occasional perforations which you can't see, and which never tear properly, and whenever you want some paper towel you either end up tearing a succession of useless inch-wide scraps off or you come away with several feet of paper. That makes me IA.

Luckily someone has actually started washing the tea-towels semi-regularly so I don't need to use it as much as I used to; I used to use a paper towel to dry up because the real towel looked like you'd catch something off it.

washington dc and it's stubby little office buildings. there are taller buildings in peoria, goddamn it. this is not an acceptable locus of power.

I always buy Dollar General brand bcz $ but I loooove half-sheet ones and always make sure to get ones with it. OTM abt perfect size

Constant xpost warnings while using Zing Touch. That combined with AT&T's data connection make me want to destroy the fucking world.

I'm with Jeff - I fucking hate those half-paper towels, and I seem to grab them by mistake every other trip to Target.

I have never seen these half-towels in the UK yet but I often tear off a 3"-wide strip from the next paper towel to mop up e.g. a small dribble of sauce from the table, so I like the idea.

It's weird, I feel okay tearing off a half-towel from a roll perforated like that, but then I feel cheap when I manually tear off a half from a full-sized paper towel.

One I just discovered: the neologism "digerati"

GAH

I'm going to pretend it's didgerati and pertains to didgeridoos

that's the only way I can enjoy such a terrible piece of information

maybe it's just bc I'm tired but I'm hitting the IA jackpot today

- people who are unable to parse simple questions, who in turn answer your questions with minutiae COMPLETELY unrelated to the question giving me a headache and making me want to cause them bodily harm
- people in parkinglots who walk/ride down the middle when traffic should move in TWO directions. fine if there's no one around but at 8am in an office parking lot you can go fuck yourself.

This answer a user on the Adobe Acrobat forum just made me IA:

OP has a PDF w/ OCR text in it, and he asked how to undo OCR.

The first answer:

Don't perform OCR on the documents.

http://wannahaveabetterlife.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/angry-baby-888.png?w=256

Never ask babies about OCR scanning. They always say the same thing.

That fucking guy. He has other answers that aren't as stupid, but they're obnoxiously short and literal.

Short, literal answers piss me off.

"Do you know where John's keys are?"

"Yes."

ragebaby.pdf

I'm going to pretend it's didgerati and pertains to didgeridoos

that's the only way I can enjoy such a terrible piece of information

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:21 (2 hours ago) Permalink

yes, it's a reference to the greatest didgeridoo player ever, the "pavarotti of didgeridoos"

do not call me and keep the pyhone ringing on and on becuase you know im there - if I no pick up I no want to talk

Uploaded a video to youtube recently and it asked if I wanted the shakiness corrected with their new tool. I thought, "Hell yes, awesome!" little did I know it would crop the video to about 40% of the size.

I wanna punch the fuckin face out of the Shock Top beer logo. This is parked outside my local booze-refilling station:

http://www.gonomad.com/destinations/0907/art-car-images/shock-top.jpg

smug fucking fuck

http://ctwineandfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Shock-Top.jpg

there's something about the wheat mohawk that gets me almost trypophobic. Revulsion. Hate.

People I know taking the piss when I am really not in the mood = probably rather rationally angry tbh.

Ugh, monday crabby pass agg moods dont mind me. Feel shitty.

do you hate this beer guy or not? that's all I wanna know.

lol i hadnt even looked at the image haha wtf.