Otherwise it's just a list of "things I like," amirite?
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)
i write letters to cats all the time
― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 January 2009 05:49 (seventeen years ago)
k
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 05:49 (seventeen years ago)
Well, there's my new display name.
― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)
xD
― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 January 2009 05:56 (seventeen years ago)
lolz.
Tacos are not here, and I have not seen them in a while. I worry that tacos are lonely. They're so old-school, though -- no IM, no email. I should write. It's the same way with my grandmother.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
I totally want to post a letter with just "Tacos" as a destination address now.
― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:04 (seventeen years ago)
there are things i am hyper defensive of that i don't necessarily lurv
― bnw, Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:08 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/donald_fagen_defends_steely_dan_to
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:09 (seventeen years ago)
lol!
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 22 January 2009 07:36 (seventeen years ago)
correspondence
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:34 (seventeen years ago)
that is to say i am a stan of handwritten communication
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:35 (seventeen years ago)
Dear letter,
AAAAAAAAA!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/1719373904_2110f86758.jpg?v=0
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:18 (seventeen years ago)
like i said, i like this thread, and i think i understand why "stan" is being used to describe the answers - it's a kind of sheepish acknowledgement of one's own total SUNKNESS re: the ish at hand; HOWEVER i'm not keen on the concomitant acceptance this word makes inevitable that any kind of overweening admiration is somehow lame, pathetic, almost pathological (it's a little like saying "what shit do you really LOVE - no homo"). maybe you can't have one without the other
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)
No I'm sure that you can have slavish, slathering dedication to an artist with no self-awareness at all.
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)
But I do know what you mean. That's why I revised my answer... Orson Welles is too good for disclaimers, but David Byrne? Yeah, ok, my level of enthusiasm might be out of sync with reality sometimes.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
nonsentient stans:- gatorade- ipods- thai food- newspaper strip comics prior to 1960- pearl button snap cowboy shirts
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)
Smartfood cheddar popcornBuster Keaton
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
i watched a show last nite on slapstick movies and someone called buster keaton mystical
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
Ok so it's just a list of things we like.
Sweaters, then. I like sweaters.
And fucking.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
Dear fucking,
...
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
totally loling at this shit. you guys are great
― carne asada, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
I thought it wasn't things we like, it's things we like irrationally and defend beyond a reasonable point?
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
i think its more things you love and know abt too much - the defending flows naturally out of that
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
being a stan is a hard thing to describe, i suppose its possible to be a french fries stan or whatever but its unfair to be like "omg i love french fries" and call yourself a stan--a true french fry stan goes to belgium every couple years and keeps up w/ advancing french fry technology and knows what flavors are in the oil at mcdonalds and stuff
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
also a big thing about being a stan imo is maintaining a high and unusual level of interest in periods when the rest of the public has lost interest. hamburgers have always been a staple of american cuisine and have never really fallen out of favor, therefore im not sure that you can really "stan" for hamburgers
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
i was kind of ignoring the "knows a lot about x" part of the definition. by that definition, i am less of a stan of anything, really.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
i think for me, being a stan of something is like, when someone says or implies something negative about that thing, it just makes you unreasonably irritated and you cant really talk in complete sentences.
― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
throw derek jeter in there
are we all stans of jaymc's xls?
― bnw, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
how would that work, exactly?
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
haha i am kind of a jeter/mattingly stan
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
i totally f'd that up :/
― bnw, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
David Foster Wallaceacademia / higher educationGrace PaleyMax TundrahorseshoeBill Cosbypersonally preferring PC use to Mac usethe idea that Anna Faris is brilliant
― you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
more accurate than a Jeter throw
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
nabisco i cant believe you left off 'Girlfriends'
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
i am tracee ellis ross's number 1 stan.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
i sort of think this thread would be more interesting if we had to identify what other people are stans of, since a lot of the time if you spend a lot of time, say, posting on the same message board as someone you end up pushing their buttons enough to figure out what they are obsessed with and willing to defend to the death
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
derek jeter is the most disgusting savage in all the world imo and he gave jessica alba herpes
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/herpestree.jpg
― shook pwns (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
I left off a lot of things, but my love of Girlfriends probably doesn't extend to full-on standom, I don't think?
This is hard for me to answer, because I think of a stan as being the type of person who'd overhear a conversation about a favorite topic and be gritting his/her teeth and wanting to jump in and go "you don't UNDERSTAND" and unleash a detailed hour-long lecture on the fine points of the topic and how wonderful it is . . .
. . . and as you may have guessed one of the less appealing things about my personality is that I feel that way about LOTS of stuff, including things I don't even really care about
― you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
i was gonna say
― shook pwns (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, i mean that's a much more honest description of me than stan for 2 million things.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
^^^natalie merchant stan (xps)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
I think you're just much more contrary than you give yourself credit for, nabisco.
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
^
ok fuck you guys jeter is a saint! and he's not knoblauch ffs
― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
http://uk.geocities.com/laurel_hardy_tribute/Stan_Laurel.jpg
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
whoa double jeter herpes thats rough jt sry bro
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
alice munrostacey dashjohn goodmanpulpteam americafellininewfoundlandthe song runaround suea burrito shopgeographyamerica's funniest home videosderridafancy lobbiescod tonguesnabokov
^^will stan for to varying degrees
― rocks can be cool (rent), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
i'm probably gonna wind up being a nabokov stan but i've only read two books so i don't feel qualified yet
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)