there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

It really is. All I have to say. On the subject.

It really is. All I have to say. On the subject.

― Vic Perry, July futzis 9:53 PM (1.2 seconds ago) Bookmark Fuck Flag Permafrost

You are new here, dumbfuck.

- Some other dumbfuck, July 22, 2012, 9:54 PM (.08 seconds ago) Bookburn Clog Punk Duplo

lol @ "Bookburn Clog Punk Duplo"

i wonder if my high school can retroactively remove Sandusky as our commencement speaker in 98

― da croupier, Monday, July 23, 2012 3:13 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bobby bowden is now your high school's commencement speaker in 1998

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 23, 2012 3:14 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

I make sure never to lie around unwary on the ground because you never know if the Rock is going to show up and drop the People's Elbow on you without warning

― dayo, Monday, July 23, 2012 1:53 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anybody who cries over the sanctions Penn State received should be charged with a crime as well.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, July 23, 2012 4:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the crime of feeling

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, July 23, 2012 4:49 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^playing 2nd stage at warped tour this year

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, July 23, 2012 4:49 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

re: 50 Shades

my wife was apparently the only person on earth who wasn't familiar with this novel, so I started describing it to her, making clear how bad it appeared to be and how ridiculous the phenomenon was. She was like "hmm, well, maybe I'll check it out." My internal monologue went like this: "NOOOOOOOOO...wait...uh...YEAH...wait...NOOOOOOOOO"

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, July 23, 2012 5:48 PM (40 minutes ago)

irl lols

Hearing that as a slow motion noooooooo

I like the "...wait..uh..YEAH...wait"

i found this kind of tame, although the presence of v-nasty kind of made it feel like anything could happen, which was sorely needed

― google deeznuts (D-40), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because she might say the n-word?

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this wasn't a compliment

― google deeznuts (D-40), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the n-word rarely is

― nakhchi little van (some dude), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259

just checking.

Listening to some of Eddie's best stuff, I didn't hear anything at all new from where Hendrix left off. Eddie had his own guitar licks of course just like different guitarists have their own solos also, but Eddie certainly didn't take the guitar any further than Hendrix. Compared to wild, but smooth Jimi, Eddie looks like he was trying too hard.

― Alton Wong, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 6:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WILD BUT SMOOTH ALTON WONG!

― contenderizer, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 6:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was backstage in dead or alive's dressing room that cloris leachman gave pete "third degree" burns his nickname.

― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:27 PM

:D

maybe rumours' song were deliberately in a jumbled order and 'go your own way' was actually a foretelling song of the times to be had with mp3s and cds where we could skip, burn and produce our own order of songs for albums.

― nathey, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 3:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If I were Romney, I’d track down the first Republican rapper I could find (Eazy-E, where are you in our hour of need?)

Does . . . does he really not know?

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok if this still doesnt give it away, no one else has seen this movie. also fyi name is in the url.

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/46/hollowheads.jpg

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:52 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv from the classic art garfunkel gets high off mutant chicken trombone hookah

― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:55 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i48.tinypic.com/r0sc5d.jpg

― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u know in the UK "chopper" is slang for cock

― Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i49.tinypic.com/302rnm0.jpg

Male

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaaahahahahaha

Knowing my luck i would get shot down watching some embarrassing Rom-Com starring Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Aniston. Then some fool will make a ribbon emblazoned with McConaughey's nipples which they'll place on my tombstone with the words 'Alright, alright, alright'

― Cussing like a bunch of Bukowskis (sunny successor), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:11 PM

one of my favorite things to do is to build a miniature apartment building out of $100 bills, then set it on fire, and then get in my firetruck which i made out of $100 bills and spray $100 bills at it until the fire is smothered out with my $100 bills

― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that post has given me a mad gigglefit.

Once, after an IT guy’s rottweiler died, (Curt) Schilling presented him with a brand-new pup during an all-staff meeting. There was much applause.

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 26, 2012 7:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont want a new dog! he yelled running in tears to his cubicle

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 26, 2012 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is about one star born each year in our galaxy

the number of stars in the galaxy is approximately constant

so about one star dies each year in the milky way

there are about 10 billion stars in the galaxy

therefore a random star has a 1 in 10 billion chance of exploding each year.

we can't see individual stars outside or galaxy. the galaxy is about 100 000 light years across. so let's say the most distant star you can observe with the naked eye is 100 000 light years away.

then putting it all together the chance a random star has died since the light you are now observing left it is, at most, 1 in 100 000

― caek, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1324222_o.gif

― caek, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xD

awesome

"I don't need to smoke pot! I'm weird enough without drugs!"

*dons black fedora, krumps out of the room*

― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one time my friends and i went to a best of the twin cities show at first avenue and one of the bands playing was this awful 12 person jam band fire-twirling and acrobatic nightmare named Wookiefoot and as they played a cover of "Scarlet Begonias" my friend mike started loudly and drunkenly bitching about the horror and a hippie near us retaliated by dumping an entire vial of patchouli on jeff and we all had to share a cab ride home in the winter with all the windows rolled up.

and thats what i think about the Greatful Dead.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying

every word of that post = perfect

hahaha believe me it's even better if you know what wookiefoot is

is it contagious?

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/047b38a2b7f5c0908f3fc52d23bb37b6/l.jpg

contagiously....FUNKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxTu9bVcwU0

lol M@tt I started a thread: WOOKIEFOOT

guess what the first post is

mushroom jazz is my fav musical genre

haa a friend told me a story of ending up at a party and finding out it was all wookiefoot people. like, "everyone was really friendly but there were a lot of backrubs and nobody wanted me to leave. it was like amway or something."

seriously though sometimes when i get the spinning beach ball i lay hands on my mbp and try to send healing vibrations

― the late great, Thursday, July 26, 2012 12:50 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all the intimacy of postsecret combined w/the searing generational critique of marmaduke

― , Blogger (schlump), Thursday, July 26, 2012 7:48 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haa a friend told me a story of ending up at a party and finding out it was all wookiefoot people. like, "everyone was really friendly but there were a lot of backrubs and nobody wanted me to leave. it was like amway or something."

― goole, Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amwmdma

dying @ caek

monstrous post for sure

Granny Are You Okay

― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Friday, July 27, 2012 6:11 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(from Michael Jackson thread, obv)

axl looks quite cute there

― thomp, Friday, July 27, 2012 1:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cute as in like how a hamster or similar sized rodent is cute, not like 'i would have sex with axl rose' cute

― thomp, Friday, July 27, 2012 1:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too late you in in the jungle baby

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, July 27, 2012 2:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooooooooool