"Jeez," I thought, as I ate his shorts.
― contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
Oh that review was priceless. The ITCrowd gif at the end.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
She has a friend named Jose?
― Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
No way!
― recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)
there was some very clueless 'CLASSY' stuff thrown in like roses and soft classical music and I do believe at one point Edward sent Bella a big bouquet of Edible Arrangements.
LOL. You can tell that a lot of these Twilight fan fiction works have been written by older women, because they seem to have dated, corny ideas about romance.
Yes, very late 80's, early 90's. Rose petals, soft jazz music, candlelight. Edible Arrangements. Silk boxers.
Oh MAN I wish I could find the actual scene, but the soundtrack from it will have to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwrRkOSIoLs
What about shooting thru rain streaming down windows panes into a bedroom filled with candles and a princess canopy bed?
― Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 20 July 2012 04:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/Top-Gears-50-Shades-of-Grey-2012-07-19
― Three Word Username, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:02 (thirteen years ago)
from my boy's facebook tonite:
Advice for life, never google stuff you aren't aware of at all, e.g. let's say someone called Noel Breadwort googled 50 Shades of Grey after hearing 500 jokes about it... whoops...
― Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)
"He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string...what! And...gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet." http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r512/shutterbird13/WTF/AQV9L.gif
― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
lol oh dear
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 July 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah that line/gif 1-2 was the best.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
Emma Watson as Ana in the film? REALLY?
― Desire is withered away from the sons of men! (aldo), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
No.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
I refuse to accept that.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
nooooooooooo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO YOU HERMIONE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
or that, or that, or that, or...
― contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
I get wanting to do something different, but everything is wrong with Emma Watson being in a movie adaptation of this tripe.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
can't it just be Kristen Stewart
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
See maybe I'm projecting bc I kind of love K Stew or maybe it's bc of her nonstop surliness re everything, but I feel like she would look at this book and see it for the crappity crap crap that it is rather than jump on it as an opportunity to distance herself from her breakout kid role.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
my wife was apparently the only person on earth who wasn't familiar with this novel, so I started describing it to her, making clear how bad it appeared to be and how ridiculous the phenomenon was. She was like "hmm, well, maybe I'll check it out." My internal monologue went like this: "NOOOOOOOOO...wait...uh...YEAH...wait...NOOOOOOOOO"
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
i want someone to grab this opportunity and camp it up as much as possibleno need to be classy while you're young...
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
John Waters to direct...
― nickn, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)
Zalman King just died, so ok.
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)
Read quotes from the book off a goodreads page and imagined Dawn Davenport saying all the Anastasia Steele parts...
― *tera, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
K-stew could do that lip-biting expression as he reveals the contents of the butt drawer
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
"as he reveals the contents of the butt drawer"
― contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
It's full of butts
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
My gosh!
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
i would totally go see a john waters 50 shades moviestarring jonah hill as the guy
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/crazy-parenting-fails-shades-of-fail.jpg
― Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
can't wait to see your family in 20 years on the internet
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)
"Mommy, what's a butt drawer?"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
Baby's First Butt Drawer
― cwkiii, Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/e54Vy.png
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 July 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)
They should be D cells.
― dylannn, Friday, 27 July 2012 07:21 (thirteen years ago)
hitachimagi... oh forget it.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 27 July 2012 11:28 (thirteen years ago)
Members of the Nationals bullpen read passages from Fifty Shades of Grey
― cwkiii, Friday, 27 July 2012 11:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2012/jul/27/seduction-and-betrayal-twilight-fifty-shades/
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)
Penguin has apparently just picked up the international distribution rights to The University Of Edward Mason. Might just be connected to our CEO saying that the parent company's slump in profits (and subsequent slump in share price) was down in part to the success of Fifty Shades.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 07:32 (thirteen years ago)
honestly, the first thought that came into my head: "what do the chocolate biscuits company want with the university of edward mason"?
― "deep beyond Wang" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 09:59 (thirteen years ago)
Penguin has apparently just picked up the international distribution rights to The University Of Edward Mason.
This kind of news is equally funny & depressing to me.
― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)
Great screenplay idea, with Hugh Grant as the Penguin Editor and Reese Witherspoon as the fanfic author. Pygmalion, set to 400, 20 minutes, done.
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
dammit i can't love you you're tearing this company apartBUT I DO
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://m.gawker.com/5930787/penguin-imprint-picks-up-twilight-fanfic-for-substantial-seven-figures-orders-500k-copies
Dig this names:
Sylvain Reynard
Sebastien Robichaud
― Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
The number of people getting seven figures these days must be absolutely tiny.
I don't think the other Twilight-jacking multi-million selling things Penguin puts out (Vampire Academy and Angelology) went above six.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
I hope Sebastien didn't remove the bit about the Edible Arrangements.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
When is Stephenie Meyer going to get pissed off that these fanfic authors are making more money than she is?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
the way they're sucking the lifeblood from her literary corpus, why it's almost vampiric
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)