Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

Which way is the Sun leaning?

Tee hee! Boris has had an affair! Arf! Now he's offended the whole of Liverpool! Crumbs! He used the word "picaninnies"! Yuk yuk! He's been caught on tape agreeing to give the address of a reporter to a friend who wants him beaten up!

8 million bald people fighting over two combs.

Which way is the Sun leaning?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00468/breast_mayor_468206a.jpg

except blonde and pretty ones if i hear right.

-- banriquit, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:18 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Courtney Love isn't a Tory. Or pretty

http://politicalbetting.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/standard-yg-poll.JPG

is that just the Standard's own poll? i have trouble believing Boris was ever really that far ahead in enough Londoner's minds - but wilful optimism maybe

I think the standard's polling sample is the 17:37 Waterloo to Epsom.

The extent to which Ken's caught up with Boris in the polls should be alarming for the Tories. The Evening Standard needs to have a humdinger of a story up its sleeve I think.

-- Matt DC, Monday, 14 April 2008 09:21 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

So yeah, what's this I hear about Ken's campaign being run by a guy who loves suicide bombing?

i wouldn't mind that, but running it out of the nonce wing of wormwood scrubs... has he no respect?

What does current Scrubs lanky jailbird with hat on Pete Doherty have to say about all this?

Use of the word 'runs' in the headline might be overstating it a bit:

An advocate of suicide bombing is among leaders of a group trying to mobilise Muslim voters to back Ken Livingstone, the Standard reveals today.

For the past year, the group has been working on a strategy to win an estimated 200,000 Muslim votes in an effort to re-elect the Mayor.

It includes a campaign of vilification aimed at his Conservative rival, Boris Johnson. It is being waged by Muslims 4 Ken, led by 39-year-old lecturer Anas Altikriti and Palestinian-born Azzam Tamimi, a supporter of Hamas, the militant group dedicated to the creation of an Islamic state of Palestine.

While Mr Altikriti says he abhors violence and favours dialogue to further the Muslim cause, Mr Tamimi has praised suicide bombers and said he would volunteer for a suicide mission in Palestine.

"For us Muslims martyrdom is not the end of things, but the beginning of the most wonderful of things," he has said. "If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it. Why not?"

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-mayor/article-23478705-details/Suicide+bomb+backer+runs+Ken%27s+campaign/article.do

'Muslims 4 Ken' is a blog hosted on blogspot.com, by the way, not an "Islamic alliance backing Ken's campaign".

The Evening Standard enters the 20th century. Well done, them.

BORIS PLEDGES: "NO JAY-Z GIGS IN LONDON ON MY WATCH"

Boris: "There's a new music that's taking over the country..."

it's amazing in a way that the ES has held back as much as it has -- they could hit ken's economic adviser john ross and the otehr ex-socialist action menks a lot harder if they wanted. perhaps they're holding back on that.

Boris wants to ban drinking on the tube. Now I dunno about anyone else, but I think most people who are drunk and causing trouble on the tube probably were already drunk when they got on there.

I just called my local authority to confirm I don't need a polling card to vote, cos the fuckers still haven't sent me one. Luckily I don't need one, and apparently don't even need to bring ID with me to vote!

i've drunk on trains so it's probably better to not be hypocritical and just say they should ban rowdy, sport-liking fuckwits rather than drink per se.

What's it got to do with liking sport?

I'm biased because I personally enjoy having a beer on the tube, and will be mightily annoyed if I'm to be arrested for doing so.

I think it's already technically illegal to drink alcohol on tubes anyway, just not enforced.

there does seem to be some correlation between the two, tom, but yeah i was basically trolling there.

Enrique gets a little tearful when there are nasty rough working class men near him on public transport.

even a stopped clock^^

(tho i was gonna put 'rugby-shirt wearing' initially -- aaaaaaaah)

the amount of time it takes to get from east to west on the Hammersmith+City (yes, I know i shouldn't bother with the H+C anyway) without a bottle or two i'd sober up by the time I got home. can't be having that.

What the fuck is Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman's problem?

banriquit is Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman's problem

lady if you have to ask

I'd like Ken FTW but does this really affect anyone outside the M25?

Yes because voting for Boris = letting the Nazis in BY THE FRONT DOOR

i'm sad i missed Johnson's "I'm down the with ethnics, you can't out-ethnic me" trolling on Asian Network, as referred to on The Politics Show

i can't get with this 'beer on the tube' mindset tho

ok by me if they ban champagne-sloshed toffs on bicycles too.

beer on the tube is almost as good as beer in the shower

very few things are as good as beer in the shower.

Smoking in the shower

Glass of wine in the bath

A good zing

If Boris wins will it give the Cameron bandwagon momentum? Or will he be worried that Boris will fuck up badly and spoil it for Nu Con?

ok by me if they ban champagne-sloshed toffs on bicycles too.

Banriquit not gonna be pleased with this one.

I usually have my slave serve me Pimms on the train, will this be banned too?

Depends where they're pouring it, I guess.

I just called my local authority to confirm I don't need a polling card to vote, cos the fuckers still haven't sent me one. Luckily I don't need one, and apparently don't even need to bring ID with me to vote!

*ponders strategic trip to london*

seriously, fuck one boris.

joyously, an old friend of mine got to take the piss out of boris and his campaign manager today. to their faces. for some time.

london, FFS, don't vote for him. i know ken's a tit, but he's NOT BORIS.

.... to vote Boris is to..

A vote for Boris Johnson is a vote for Fascism. May God have mercy on your soul if you vote Conservative.

And I mean that most sincerely folks.

Anyone watch newsnight yesterday? thoughts?

it was short-sighted of labour to bring in the idea of a mayor; it's come to represent the future fortunes of the party. london is disproportionately labour, so a win is not that much of an achievement, and a lose comes to look like a BFD (and, well, it will be). all this over a guy whose main job is rimming developers and running the buses.

A vote for Boris Johnson is a vote for Fascism. May God have mercy on your soul ruthlessly sodomise you with a bale of barbed wire for all eternity if you vote Conservative.

And I mean that most sincerely folks.

london is disproportionately labour

whoah ... explain please?

If only Brian Paddick didn't feel the need to impersonate a stuffed bear every time he's on TV.

in the GE london isn't exactly a 'swing state'.

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