Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

u guys i had a situation the other night, with a guy and ... i feel weird about it

god that must be the most unoriginal statement ever uttered

People keep talking about how the old location was like soooo much more debaucherous but based on the ~3x I've been to the new loc I'm not really sure how that's possible

Donna were you with me that time w the Big Shot Actor who was like so impt because he shot someone in a desert in the movie Traffic? God he was embarrassing!!

xp babygirl what happened?

prob ok to feel weird, surm.

I think the old Cock shut down around 2000.

i don't know guys, he's just a little too handsome and i kind of can't handle it

hahah i don't remember stevie! i think i remember you met a DJ there once?

Oh wow I totally remember that

surm plz write a song called "he's just a little too handsome"

I took a really, really ridiculous picture of a tableau of sorts that was on his nightstand

also surm make it vaguely sound like "Manic Monday"

:)

it just makes me sort of nervous

and he lives in this like gated building, i swear it feels like you should be pulling up in a buggy. he comes down in his perfect clothes with his perfect hair, i'm like this is a little too Ever After for me and i am not Drew Barrymore

i'm just not

but you so are

i feel like there had to have been much better places to do lines than off urinals

even in the bathroom alone, i could think of like 5 better places

^^ the start of a new Bret Easton Ellis novel

YES.

i've had my share of fun in that bathroom

A question for the gayz:

Getting dressed, a not so great acquaintance with whom I have little rapport and nothing in common (we barely spoke all weekend) asked which pair of boat shoes he should wear to match his outfit. He did the same thing the next day. I was insulted the second time at being reduced to a stereotype (and I've never made a point of discussing fashion).

Overreaction?

Overreaction?

since the person in question dresses gayer than you do, probably

not an inconsiderable point

funny how you knew exactly who I meant

Why r u getting dressed near this person? Have you been hanging out with a group of gays again? tsk tsk

Have you been hanging out with a group of gays again?

well yeah – Pitchfork Festival.

damn, traveling for indie, that's even worse

lol @ traveling for indie

it's true

word

Now I want to know who it was.

Alfred, I don't know if you remember, but I once referred to you and Th0mas Insk33p, in a blog post, as "notoriously stylish." Basically, a winking euphemism that I regret using, esp. since I don't even know what Th0mas looks like.

"Notorious" perhaps. I stayed with a few straight guys whose keenness for fashion surpassed mine.

OK, I'll bite: CG?

lol

no

Most guys' fashion sense surpass mine, whether they're gay or straight. A hetero friend of mone used to joke how horribly I fashionable I am, not cause I was gay, but just because of how little I appeared to care about such things.

Was the guy who allegedly made the assumption re: yr fashion sense gay or straight? Cause my level of offense taken (not that it'd be THAT much anyway) would depend on that.

*horribly unfashionable

I hate typing on phones

but you so are

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thanks for this btw xo

i'm thankful tank tops are permissible at my job

THERE.

ARE.

NO.

WORDS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aiwTkDwCY

that is insane (and wonderful)

cute (and labor-intensive).

i wouldn't watch that in a million years

Was the guy who allegedly made the assumption re: yr fashion sense gay or straight?

a straight guy who dressed like a caricature of a gay one

"boof" is still a really hideous coinage

i am wearing black today. my grandmother would wear black after my father died. but i'm not wearing it for morbid reasons; i just like black. i don't like to wear it all the time, but sometimes it's just what you need. i might go out tomorrow night, after i meet with a friend. there might be someone at the party that i know. i'll have to look good. i have a glow-in-the-dark shirt with bats on it that i could wear but it would be too hot -- it has a three-quarter length sleeve -- so i'll have to find something else.

That whole song is hideous, still.

unless Beyonce sings it

xxpost

I might wear black tomw night as the NY Eagle is launching a party called Piggy Bear.

wearing black jeans right now

i think i'm going to put mine on in a minute

Surm you really should watch that; dude is so spot on. It's not so much funny as it is incredible

It's certainly detail-oriented.