or wait: "I find it hard to believe we're the first synagogue you've had this problem with."
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
"fuck you, pig"
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
"is this about me eating your father again?"
― your friend, (Z S), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
you guys are kidding right
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
one of you recognizes that cartoon??? right??? wheres al and matt h. at
hey max, here is story on popular website gawker: http://gawker.com/5926846/new-yorker-invites-readers-to-caption-seinfeld-cartoon-that-poked-fun-at-the-new-yorker
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
"We don't validate porking."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
no, i didn't catch the seinfeld reference ¯\(°_o)/¯
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Seinfeld seasons 8 and 9 never happened.
― abanana, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI
I have never seen this episode, and I don't care to.
― abanana, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
No, better: "We don't validate porking. Pork you, you porking pig."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't watch Seinfeld. I only watch TV for the nature documentaries."
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
i feel good about not getting that reference.i also think mine is pretty good.
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm a cahhwp!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/09/03/p465/120903_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 09:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I asked if he's OK with male/male contact during this and he whispered, 'No.'"
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Apparently, he thinks it was too quiet.."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
Or, "The Monkeys You Ordered" version:
"THIS MAN IS IN BED WITH US!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link
"It seems to me, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, uhh, the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. You know, I think there should be some punishment, but I think the punishment ought to be of the rapist and not attacking the child."
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
"We're going to get to the bottom of this orgasm thing."
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
oh golly xp
― it's in your face but you can't (Crabbits), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I know I'm not the best lover but I can't believe you hired a private dick!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
ha!
― it's in your face but you can't (Crabbits), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I think someone's spying on us while we have sex."
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
"I've hired this PI to find out who wrote 'Walsh' on our bedroom carpet."
― wise men farting over you (snoball), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
"He's just for cupping the balls!"
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
in a better world, "he's just for cupping the balls!" would easily win
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
"He followed me home. Can I keep him?"
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you like ska, honey, but this is ONE STEP BEYOND"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
"I didn't tell him to wear a raincoat! I only told him your a squirter!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
you're. Damn phone.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
i said we needed more fun in the boudoir not more men into... neo noir!
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― ayonanas (Matt P), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
can you hand me that glass of water?
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Look at this fucking hipster"
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you said you wouldn't in any case, but just wanted to let you know, this guy's been eating crackers."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
"He's on the case of the missing libido."
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
not bad
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
"This sillouhette with hands and half a face has nowhere else to sleep tonight."
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
"It's some kind of prequel to The Big Sleep."
― eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
"let's be reasonable, he did bring his own pillow."
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Lay it again, Sam."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
were you followed?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
"You might not mind Mallory, but I do, Alice."
or "Christ what an asshole"
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Does your husband always wear his trenchcoat to bed?"
― s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
"Ok, now get out the globe, and then remember to moan 'do it, Rockapella!'.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
"He wants to know if we have any liquids, gels or pastes."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
"he's here to investigate why my end table is twice as big as yours"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
"This is normal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"He says he's just a spy in the house of love."
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link