quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

They're the not-so-secret clubs at Harvard that rich kids belong to. They play essentially the same role as frats.

Why are they called final clubs? Do not want to google for fear of. . . what I would find.

maybe they study for finals together

once you check in to a finals club... you don't check out.

(that's why they're called finals clubs - get it??)

I don't know exactly what's happening on campus now but during the early/mid 90s, there was definite frat/soro presence, particularly black fraternities and sororities (and, lol, Sigma Xi, who seemed to be a lot more about throwing parties than scientific research). There was a lot of partnering with MIT chapters as a result.

At least a quarter of the black students I knew in the Quad were in a frat.

my wife was asked to be in a finals club for GURLS but when she saw the financial commitment she basically laughed her ass off and said "um yeah, not happening"

The Bee! Does it still exist?

According to Wikipedia it does

A new store in Manhattan's trendy East Village neighborhood is selling New York City filtered tap water back to city residents. For a few extra dollars customers can add vitamins and herbal infusions to their filtered water.

Not just any tap water, insist the owners of Molecule. They say the water streams through a $25,000 filtering machine that uses ultraviolet rays, ozone treatments and reverse osmosis in a seven-stage processing treatment to create what they call pure H₂0.

<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444330904577535100599492544.html?mod=WSJ_NY_MIDDLELEADNewsCollection";>Wall Stret Journal</a>

I meant

To counteract critics, Molecule is planning a weekly naming ceremony to imbue its water with personality and Sunday blessings involving religious figures from all faiths, including Tibetan monks and pagan worshipers.

bottled water is such a con job

no way that store sounds great

"I mean it's subtle, but if you have a sensitive palate you can totally tell" the difference, said co-owner Adam Ruhf.

yo DO have a subtle palate dont you

lol shakey

fluffy, velvety water

not much agony here I guess, except for the reader

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/19/fashion/wythe-avenue-in-williamsburg-is-heating-up.html

Upstairs, a D.J. who resembled Jesus Christ played dub reggae, and when the sun crept below the jaw-dropping Manhattan skyline, it seemed to activate everyone’s internal Instagram clock. A sea of iPhones shot up to capture the blazing pink hues (#nofilter), as if the singer Grimes had just made a surprise appearance at a Skrillex concert.

Since Wythe refuses to do bottle service, determined drinkers (including a group of Swedes who kept barking orders for rosé wine) were forced to bring their own ice buckets to the outdoor tables. This is what passes for V.I.P. in the land of D.I.Y.

BYOIB

a) impressed that one can get that published in the nyt
b) kind of want to kill myself now

xp

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7582/quojapanesejesusds1.jpg

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x230/justoj/DJ_Jesus_by_DeathKlown.jpg

as if the singer Grimes had just made a surprise appearance at a Skrillex concert.

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http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo346/HadrianVIII/quiddities-agonies.jpg

fwiw I just ate at the restaurant in the Wythe Hotel, the one on the ground floor. It's really good!

How can anyone who writes about New York City for a living still refer to waterfront Williamsburg as "the land of D.I.Y."? You might as well call the West Village "the land of folkies."

Love that caption on the pool pic. It's just like Miami! Except for the weather, the music, and the people.

saltwater pool ew maybe it is diy

Also, they don't have abdominal muscles? That sounds worse than cleft palate, where do I donate

thats why they have to float in a saltwater pool all day, diy treatment

I always hated that that charity was called "SmileTrain." COZ THEY CAN'T SMILE, YOU SEE

I'm getting on the Abs Train

This waterfront scourge must be stopped

I feel like that and the Times article a couple years ago about how it supposedly became *trendy* to have a gut make nice bookends to Williamsburg's late period.

I hopped on that trend, not hopping back off

I had a gut before it was trendy.

Also, they don't have abdominal muscles? That sounds worse than cleft palate, where do I donate

― Hadrian VIII, Friday, July 20, 2012 7:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

Also saltwater pools are kind of amazing. I don't know anything about this "Wythe" or "New York City" though.

Dealbreaker brings the quiddities snark:

http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/having-george-soros-as-a-dad-isnt-all-its-cracked-up-to-be-well-it-sort-of-is-but-still-it-can-be-tough-sometimes-but-not-usually/

xpost

clowning of the article aside I would totally go to a rooftop pool

i can't get past " as if the singer Grimes had just made a surprise appearance at a Skrillex concert"

in re george soros' kid. sure there are problems involved with growing up with great wealth. everybody has problems. this is not a worthwhile revelation. in his case, in being also yojng and apparently as healthy as most people his age, his problems are all pretty low hurdles to get over.

http://gothamist.com/2012/07/19/wythe.php

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/22/nyregion/genesis-breyer-p-orridge-stays-in-on-sundays-and-misses-lady-jaye.html?hp

5 hour energy drinks and Clive Cussler novels under the wolfskin

man this video
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/24/in-commuters-daily-gamble-dashing-to-victory-or-despair/?hp

The New York Times tells you how to get to the "sybaritic playground" that is Williamsburg

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/19/fashion/williamsburg-travel-essentials.html?src=recg

like literally, gives you directions. Thank you, NYTimes.

wtf

Are they just fucking with us at this point?

oh man

I was a tourist and I had the entire subway route worked out in like 25 seconds

haha that's a sidebar to the wythe avenue pool party story