Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

Fuck that shit. What happened to the security?

why does security have a say in programming?

it wasn't regular security, it was a contractor hired for the night, was totally over his bounds, was let go

Oh man, I just remembered a dream I had last night. I was hanging out with Rev, and he was trying to remember the name of a famous person. He sketched a cartoon to try to get me to figure it out, and even though his cartoon looked like the Pringles mascot, I was like, "Oh, that's Bruce Vilanch." But he didn't know who that was, so we went to the Internet to look him up. But for the life of me, I could not type the letters BRUCE VILANCH correctly in sequence -- every single time I tried, I made a typo. This went on for a ridiculously long time. Finally, I got it right, but the first picture that came up was a super-atypical-looking photo of Bruce Vilanch, like he was wearing sunglasses or had on a hat or was in a wheelchair or something.

― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Monday, July 16, 2012 11:17 AM Bookmark

!!!!

ftr, I know who Bruce Vilanch is

Guys I think Wild Things has got to be the most convoluted film ever made

more than The Big Sleep?

Rain sposed to bring relief from putrid swamp today in nYC, in time for me to go to Cock Gobblin' tonight (possibly NSFW):

http://rhizome.org/announce/events/58526/view/

I've basically switched to cutoffs full time now. I think I've worn shorts to work a grand total of 3 times before this summer. I'm now at over a dozen.

i would kill for the opportunity to have someone say 'i don't like queers' at a wedding dinner

I see surm going full Albert Brooks w/ his dessert fork.

ohhhhhh the cock

In my memory, i have more of a feel *koff* for the old Cock.

i need to go out and meet ambiguous strangers and put questionable things into my body maybe

I have the sort of university job for which "business casual" was invented. It sucks in the tropical heat but it's better than making fun at the execrable fashion sense of faculty.

*fun of

the one time i went to the cock, the old one, welcome to the jungle (!) was blaring while lepore mc'd and guys were doing lines off of the urinals, it was kind of glorious. i never returned.

also: much love for coworker (whom i usually can't stand for rolling his orthopedic bouncy ball chair thing everywhere except when he decides to hop up and sit on my desk wearing his vibram five-finger feet-things) for setting the precedent of shorts

it's ridiculous women can come to work in like a stretchy piece of fabric called a "summer dress" and men have to feel bad about wearing shorts

what's the cutoff between the old and new cock? i think the first time i went there with stevie was the first time i ever went there so i'm guessing i only know the "new" one

the first time i ever went there was the first time i ever went there and the table is the table and the pears are the pears etc

Note to the Chicago gayz and bi guy, I'm visiting this weekend but I'm almost exclusively hanging out with some old college friends, so if stuff pops up on my FB profile indicating I'm there, I'm not ignoring you. It's just I don't have time this trip. :(

ohhhhhh the cock

― moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 9:51 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u guys i had a situation the other night, with a guy and ... i feel weird about it

god that must be the most unoriginal statement ever uttered

People keep talking about how the old location was like soooo much more debaucherous but based on the ~3x I've been to the new loc I'm not really sure how that's possible

Donna were you with me that time w the Big Shot Actor who was like so impt because he shot someone in a desert in the movie Traffic? God he was embarrassing!!

xp babygirl what happened?

prob ok to feel weird, surm.

I think the old Cock shut down around 2000.

i don't know guys, he's just a little too handsome and i kind of can't handle it

hahah i don't remember stevie! i think i remember you met a DJ there once?

Oh wow I totally remember that

surm plz write a song called "he's just a little too handsome"

I took a really, really ridiculous picture of a tableau of sorts that was on his nightstand

also surm make it vaguely sound like "Manic Monday"

:)

it just makes me sort of nervous

and he lives in this like gated building, i swear it feels like you should be pulling up in a buggy. he comes down in his perfect clothes with his perfect hair, i'm like this is a little too Ever After for me and i am not Drew Barrymore

i'm just not

but you so are

i feel like there had to have been much better places to do lines than off urinals

even in the bathroom alone, i could think of like 5 better places

^^ the start of a new Bret Easton Ellis novel

YES.

i've had my share of fun in that bathroom

A question for the gayz:

Getting dressed, a not so great acquaintance with whom I have little rapport and nothing in common (we barely spoke all weekend) asked which pair of boat shoes he should wear to match his outfit. He did the same thing the next day. I was insulted the second time at being reduced to a stereotype (and I've never made a point of discussing fashion).

Overreaction?

Overreaction?

since the person in question dresses gayer than you do, probably

not an inconsiderable point

funny how you knew exactly who I meant

Why r u getting dressed near this person? Have you been hanging out with a group of gays again? tsk tsk

Have you been hanging out with a group of gays again?

well yeah – Pitchfork Festival.

damn, traveling for indie, that's even worse

lol @ traveling for indie

it's true

word

Now I want to know who it was.

Alfred, I don't know if you remember, but I once referred to you and Th0mas Insk33p, in a blog post, as "notoriously stylish." Basically, a winking euphemism that I regret using, esp. since I don't even know what Th0mas looks like.

"Notorious" perhaps. I stayed with a few straight guys whose keenness for fashion surpassed mine.

OK, I'll bite: CG?