http://dev.republicoftheunitedstates.org/
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
i want to join this on facebook so badly, but then, not
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
The Diet of Iowa.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Diet_of_Worms.jpg
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
diet of night crawlers amirite
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
L to R:
Senator Randi Shannon, George “Rowdy” Templer, mh
http://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/65/91465-004-1788A549.jpg
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
This Corrupt System is just like an out of control freight train heading at full speed toward the river where the bridge has been washed out by a flood brought on by their own acts in violation of the Public Trust,and their Oaths to The Constitution of Iowa and The Republic of The United States of America.
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
metaphor alert
http://dev.republicoftheunitedstates.org/what-is-the-republic/history/
attn max! capitalization is key!!
Sovereign – A real person. Sovereigns can own property while Citizens/Subjects cannot. According to the original Constitution, all government comes from the Sovereign Individual. Without the Sovereign Individual, there is no government.
U.S. Citizen/Subject – A corporate fictitious entity that merely represents the real person. It acts as a “strawman.” [To call oneself a “sovereign citizen” or “sovereign subject” is an oxymoron, since “sovereign” and “citizen/subject” are mutually exclusive of each other.] When asked if you are a “U.S. Citizen” on corporate legal documents, if you check “yes,” you agree to the terms of Corporate Law and unknowingly relinquish your sovereign status and transfer all of your rights to the UNITED STATES CORPORATION since you are now under contract.
Corporation – A non-human, fictitious entity. Corporate fictitious entities are denoted in all caps. This includes the names of Citizens/Subjects. Your fictitious “strawman” entity is addressed in all caps, i.e. JOHN SMITH, rather than John Smith.
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahaha
― max, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
oh right i totally forgot about their hilarious capitalization thing
these guys are the best!!! in another world they are arguing over the lengths and directions of the dashes in emily dickinson's poetry
these are the naval law guys, right?
― Mordy, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
lol that's a real thing isn't it. a guy i was in a class with in grad school went down that rabbit hole.
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
dont think theyre exactly the same dudes but i think theyre closely related
― max, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
xps er the dickinson rabbit hole, not 'naval law', that is
i just love that these nuts are as in love with the text as english professors and talmudic scholars
― max, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
more like annoying font layout bods tho
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
When asked if you are a “U.S. Citizen” on corporate legal documents, if you check “yes,” you agree to the terms of Corporate Law and unknowingly relinquish your sovereign status and transfer all of your rights to the UNITED STATES CORPORATION since you are now under contract.
imagine this being spoken aloud sternly by a man... in front of you at the DMV
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
this is basically a bunch of ppl going "JENNIFER GOVERNMENT IS REAL"
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
its like a magic spell
― max, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
It makes me want to go to the DMV in Kansas or sthing except can you imagine the eyerolling from everyone in line behind that guy? Ho boy.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
Correction: The original version of this article misstated Randi Shannon’s last name as “Johnson.” We regret the error.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 16 July 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
i want to know how george templer got his nickname
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
Naval Law = mostly Freeman-on-the-land = the UK offshoot of the Sovereign Citizens Movement. It's not been as fatal, but it is still pretty fucked up - and frequently appeals to people who don't know enough to know better, and who get noddy civil cases turned into more serious time for contmept of court. A lot of the time they're aware that life has cheat codes, but they want to believe that it's not just, you know, money and class.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 16 July 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i know, max has said this before, but like, how can you possibly believe that this rapacious octopus government cartel with immense resources, no limits, hatred of a free person, etc, is going to just back up off you cos you were like, "check the name, no caps, boom, i'm out."
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
It is a sad fact that the majority of court cases invoking the 14th Amendment was for a while after it passed OVERWHELMINGLY invoked defense of corporations rather than newly freed slaves. I forgot the percentage but it was something like over 80%.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 03:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/this-childs-view-of-single-motherhood/
damn dude
― goole, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
Did we ever talk about this guy's paintings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRxMQhn0WAg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
there's a whole thread!
― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
I couldn't find it by searching for the dude's name...
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
shit it was just up a day or two ago, i forget what it's called tho. something something .jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
Listening to this clown talk about his paintings is the worst.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
cthulhuchrist.jpg?
xpost
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
one_nation_under_God.jpg
― misty sensorium (Plasmon), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
ty
― goole, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lwzI1lEad1M/UBNLfqRgN8I/AAAAAAAAAtY/2wb13hZ8NZg/s1600/podrage.jpg
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Saturday, 28 July 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
drunk
― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
John Podhoretz @jpodhoretzHey, delightful jokes about that wacky North Korea, where millions starve!Expand Reply Retweet Favorite
otm
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
idg how you'd immediately assume abide w/ me was for the munich olympics
― Yeah and I ~obstruction~ you/ya fucking blind cunt (pause) fucking k (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 28 July 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
reflex anti-nhs sentiment just makes me sad
― , Blogger (schlump), Saturday, 28 July 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
john is really a substandard iteration of norm
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
Tennessee doin big things
http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2012/08/01/tinfoil-hat-society-state-legislator-warns-of-obamas-fake-assassination-plot
― it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=439aPl_8Hxw&feature=player_embedded
saw this on the teevee
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
Wasn't his thesis on how to kill senior citizens? I thought that was a matter of public record.
― clemenza, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
(I think I may have served up a hanging curve there for anyone who wants to grab a bat.)
― clemenza, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://freebeacon.com/stop-snitchin-start-donatin/
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
bush-league weirdo from up here has gone viral
http://youtu.be/Bs7Y9iYf_uk
― goole, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)
At an election night party for state Rep. Randy Vulakovich (R-Shaler), Allegheny County GOP chair and former county executive Jim Roddey fired up a couple hundred local Republicans by noting that Vulakovich had defeated his Democratic opponent by a nearly 50-point margin.Roddey then segued to a less positive note."There was a disappointment tonight. I was very embarrassed," Roddey told the crowd, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "I was in this parking lot and there was a man looking for a space to park, and I found a space for him. And I felt badly -- he looked like he was sort of in distress. And I said, 'Sir, here's a place.' And he said, 'That's a handicapped space.' I said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, I saw that Obama sticker and I thought you were mentally retarded.'"Post-Gazette reporter Tim McNulty observed that the crowd "hollered and clapped" in response to the insensitive joke.
Roddey then segued to a less positive note.
"There was a disappointment tonight. I was very embarrassed," Roddey told the crowd, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "I was in this parking lot and there was a man looking for a space to park, and I found a space for him. And I felt badly -- he looked like he was sort of in distress. And I said, 'Sir, here's a place.' And he said, 'That's a handicapped space.' I said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, I saw that Obama sticker and I thought you were mentally retarded.'"
Post-Gazette reporter Tim McNulty observed that the crowd "hollered and clapped" in response to the insensitive joke.
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
Gee, the Post-Gazette is the only local coverage online I've seen...
― rods & cones (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
Can someone augment the thread title? Year-specific multi-year threads get under my skin fer some reason
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)