jesus fucking christ
Serena is going to lose a set to Coco fucking Vandeweghe
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
hmm maybe Serena heard me yelling at her
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
I can't watch this match but every tennis fan I follow on Twitter pretty much yelled "HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT SERENA" a few minutes ago and apparently she heard all of you THANK FUCK
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
FUN FACT Coco's actual name is Colleen.
"Coco" is also Portuguese for "shit", I think.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
god coco is a fucking irritance
thank god serena didn't give it a set
― uberweiss, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
serena ties henin, hingis and venus with 43 titles
― uberweiss, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
Nadal's pulled out of the Olympics. :/
― Roz, Thursday, 19 July 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
saw that, boo
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Thursday, 19 July 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
CoCo Vandeweghe @CoCoVandeyI don't know what's more depressing. Spending 5hrs in Houston airport or having my first stamp in my in passport be Mexico.. #tennisproblems
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:04 (4 days ago) Permalink
what the fuck
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.london2012.com/athlete/roddick-andy-1133570/
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
Ryan Harrison
http://www.london2012.com/imgml/athletes/xl/1289049.png
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha what were they doing the night before these pics were taken
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Friday, 20 July 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god Bellucci
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 July 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link
6-1 up in the TB
5 consecutive errors
then a shanked FH
then a shanked DF on SP that landed in the corner of the WRONG BOX
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 July 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBscXgS8P8M
...................
― lex pretend, Sunday, 22 July 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link
!!! OMG BRB DYING
― Roz, Sunday, 22 July 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
<3 Bella
It's sad, when I saw that Johansson had bagelled Hercog in 20 minutes I knew beyond all doubt that she would end up losing that final. Which she did. I wonder what would happen if Johansson ended up playing Vesnina in a final. They really are tragic.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh god
olympic draw being made
serena vs jankovic round 1 ahaha
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
loool just came in here to post about that.
Venus drawing Errani makes me sad though. Can't Vee catch a break?
― Roz, Thursday, 26 July 2012 10:43 (twelve years ago) link
clijsters vs vinci
1st round exit for kim??? :D
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
tomic v nishikori
murray v wawrinka
isner v o. rochus lol
sharapova v peer bitchiness ha
of course baltacha draws szavay 1r *rolls eyes*
possible djokovic v roddick and tsonga v raonic 2r
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link
ugh and Keothavong got Wozniacki :(
Errani is a decent draw for Venus, if she's having a good day it should be easy for her, if she's not having a good day she can lose to like...VESNINA so her draw doesn't matter.
LOLOLOLOL @ Silliams/JaJa
― lex pretend, Thursday, 26 July 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
fact: draw gods hate murray. maybe stan's arms will be tired carrying the swiss flag?
― Roz, Thursday, 26 July 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
stosur/clijsters 2r also possible
my vote for worst match ever
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Roddick gets Nole in the 2nd round
SUCK IT
― lex pretend, Thursday, 26 July 2012 11:57 (twelve years ago) link
Falla and Benneteau are interesting 1R/2R match-ups for Fed given that he's had to come from two sets down against both at recent Wimbledons!
The Stosur/Clijsters section also features Ivanovic, total nightmare
Heh, Lisicki/Sharapova 3R, though we knew that was coming
― lex pretend, Thursday, 26 July 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
that would require lisicki to get past shvedova in r2 though
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ petrova v zheng 1r right underneath tatishvili v vogt
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link
predix
gold: azarenkasilver: kvitovabronze: s. williams over shvedova
gold: federersilver: djokovicbronze: ferrer over wawrinka
lol
― uberweiss, Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link
3 live streams open
LET'S DO THIS THING
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago) link
erm is it just me or is the bbc stream...not actually working? it's just a big blur?
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link
mine are working well
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link
erm cornet wins the 1st set vs paszek 7-6
what the hell
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago) link
Mariya Konovalova @MariyaKTennis8 breaks in the first set b/w Paszek and Cornet as Cornet takes the tiebreak. She breaks to start the second. Paszek has an injury.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
also are we gonna be doing this thing in here or the olympic thread? I've been in there
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
i'd have said here but i mean if everybody goes over to that thread i'll certainly follow, although i'd probably be wearier of posting every little tennis-related thought that comes to mind
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link
yeah indeed
wow @ how Darcis just screwed up serving for the match, that drop shot!
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link
michelle obama in serena's box chatting away to isha is the best thing i've seen ever
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
Hsieh lost 1R :( :( :(
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
Is there a stream for the Cibulkova match?
― groovemaaan, Saturday, 28 July 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think so...
li down a set to hantuchova lolstosur in a 3rd set against suarez navarro lol
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
ahahaha Stosur/CSN is a rematch of a Wim 1R and Stosur managed to win there
Unsurprised about Li sadly
Kinda surprised useless Bepa beat the sometimes-dangerous Arvidsson
― lex pretend, Saturday, 28 July 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
Watching the Li - Hantuchova match right now (in person). It's a bit dull. The other two matches on this court have been quite fun though.
I never realised how tall Isner actually is.
― Moon Fuxx (Jill), Saturday, 28 July 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
federer yet again loses the break lol wtf
2-2 final set
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
urgh too many sports, too much work, and goddamn Federer is playing like shit - what do i do!?
― Roz, Saturday, 28 July 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
dear lord, petra
― uberweiss, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
Falla's returns were amazing
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
the ghost of pat o'brien is anchoring NBC tennis coverage
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
this new franken-grass is a joke btw, we'd be better off with the dirt
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link