there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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So my high school friend who performs as "Tammy Pescatelli" had an interaction with an audience member in Jacksonville, FL the other night; Tammy chided her for sitting in the front row and fucking around on her phone for the whole show, and after some back and forth which included the woman saying, "I'm not actually blonde" and Tammy replying, "No kidding! Who did you think you were fooling," the woman threw a full glass of wine at her head. Luckily she was able to duck, but despite a room full of people willing to make statements, police who were called to the show refused to arrest her. WTF?

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Saturday, July 14, 2012 2:16 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm filing this away in the always-growing file titled "Jacksonville Is A Shithole".

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, July 14, 2012 2:20 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Feel like Dan Clowes may be best known for many books, most likely Ghost World, and I really wish more people knew & loved David Boring.

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Monday, 16 July 2012 05:50 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comic books arent books

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 06:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

solid burn, well-argued

― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Monday, 16 July 2012 06:47 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

noted author of hipster puppies upholds literary values

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 July 2012 10:01 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah and I ~obstruction~ you/ya fucking blind cunt (pause) fucking k (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 July 2012 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

WHINEY OTM

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

"lol you wrote hipster puppies" is no lol

Ówen P., Monday, 16 July 2012 12:31 (thirteen years ago)

kind of is if the author of hipster puppies is laying down some hardman literary partitioning?

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)

otm

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)

i mean for someone so conversant with this website and a coiner of many of its memes, whiney's remarkably un-self-aware in this way?

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

so wait whiney got banned from ilx and was SO bored that he ended up getting a book deal? i'm impressed. i just googled hipster puppies. congrats, whiney! book looks funny.

scott seward, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

xp lack of self-awareness + hardline opinions = quality posting

Ówen P., Monday, 16 July 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

now i want whiney to be my literary agent. i'll bet he'd be an awesome one!

scott seward, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hkppV.png

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

well there ya go

scott seward, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

caption otm

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

yeah From Hell is really his masterpiece

ledge, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

remember when ppl used to talk abt music for ppl who dont like music

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

just fronting until my "Hegelian Dialectic in Whizzer and Chips" PhD comes out

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

just imagine if someone posted a thread called comic books are for ppl who dont like books and just wrote discuss and then ppl said comic books arent even books

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Alf Tupper was undoubtedly one of the most important characters of 20th century eng lit

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

i guess comics are not less literary than Tolkein or somethink

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

or how imagine in my head this neal stephenson dude must write

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

fuck it, it's challops monday

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

not that these opinions are challoping but i am fishing for comedy outrage

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.toughofthetrack.net/Alf_chips.JPG

this dude is better than all superhero bullshit ever

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

tolkien is p much comics with every panel described rather drawn

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)

at withering length

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

i don't mind our Joel digging comics because he's 14

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

the thousand word rule proved a thousandfold

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

maaaake it stoppp

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

if i have one quibble with post-modernism it's this pretending kids' books are literature thing

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

challops monday >>>>> w/e twee shite it is displacing

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

tolkien is p much comics with every panel described rather drawn

― nakhchivan, Monday, July 16, 2012 9:17 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

i like it when people pretend they're reading shite for light relief too like their brains have been knacked by all the Spinoza they was reading before they picked up Bunty

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.snodgrasssales.com/snodgrass/marsha/goodgrief.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Charles_Schultz_Museum_Snoopy_on_Moon(1).jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krso8rsbgc1qzlaaho1_400.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://letortillatimes.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/detournement-peanuts-jeux-video.jpg

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hkppV.pnghttp://graceburrowes.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snoopy-crossed-arms.jpeg

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE LOUVRE

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

challops monday >>>>> w/e twee shite it is displacing

you might think so but yr wrong

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)

tweesons to be cheerful

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

part twee

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

what's needed is tweeallops

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)

xpost

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

taking cuddlestein mountain by strology

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

nah seriously tho that harry potter great lad def worth yr time

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

fuck me Barclay James Harvest were poor

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

so...does nostromo by joesph conrad have ANYTHING to do with the Alien movies at all?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

There's a pred ship on p. 94 iirc

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

cd argue that first couple of Alien flicks have themes of colonial politics which is Nostromo's central theme.

cd argue Ridley Scott is a cock, ymmv

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

i mean obviously Conrad is not as literary as, say, Frank Miller but the lad was a tryer considering he wsn't writing in his first language

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.sebastianmarshall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/MEIFUMADO.png

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)


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