there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

pplains & s1ocki: pro-language decay

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 13, 2012 10:40 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pretty sure that sentence requires punctuation at the end.

still wouldn't be a sentence w/o a verb iirc

NV knew what he was doing, he was just rifting on that topic

"never listen to your children cuz all they ever talk about is candy or magic the gathering" - scott seward

― scott seward, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:09 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the Fear of Death thread:

well, death is easy to treat. just get plenty of bed rest. cure's the hard part.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 12, 2012

i did know what i was doing, honest. happy to play fast and loose with the language and really can't abide grammar pedantry but my internal pedant is on point 99 pro cent of the time.

"pro cent"?

nvm completely misread that post my bad

That's people who are in favour of 50 Cent.

but all he does is whine about being shot...!

I mean, they could be all "THE EXPENDABLES 2, STARRING A POTTED CACTUS" and my response would be "kudos, that is a bold casting choice, I knew a potted cactus was a rising star"

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, July 13, 2012 2:42 PM (1 minute ago)

instead they gave us Randy Couture whining about his ugly-ass ears

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, July 13, 2012 2:43 PM (37 seconds ago)

from At what age did you lose your virginity?

depressing to realise how little my answer to this has changed over the years

― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, July 13, 2012 8:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't that how time works?

― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, July 13, 2012 10:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hush i'm trying for a sad bill murray vibe

― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, July 13, 2012 10:12 AM (Yesterday)

So my high school friend who performs as "Tammy Pescatelli" had an interaction with an audience member in Jacksonville, FL the other night; Tammy chided her for sitting in the front row and fucking around on her phone for the whole show, and after some back and forth which included the woman saying, "I'm not actually blonde" and Tammy replying, "No kidding! Who did you think you were fooling," the woman threw a full glass of wine at her head. Luckily she was able to duck, but despite a room full of people willing to make statements, police who were called to the show refused to arrest her. WTF?

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Saturday, July 14, 2012 2:16 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm filing this away in the always-growing file titled "Jacksonville Is A Shithole".

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, July 14, 2012 2:20 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feel like Dan Clowes may be best known for many books, most likely Ghost World, and I really wish more people knew & loved David Boring.

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Monday, 16 July 2012 05:50 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comic books arent books

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 06:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

solid burn, well-argued

― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Monday, 16 July 2012 06:47 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

noted author of hipster puppies upholds literary values

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 July 2012 10:01 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHINEY OTM

"lol you wrote hipster puppies" is no lol

kind of is if the author of hipster puppies is laying down some hardman literary partitioning?

otm

i mean for someone so conversant with this website and a coiner of many of its memes, whiney's remarkably un-self-aware in this way?

so wait whiney got banned from ilx and was SO bored that he ended up getting a book deal? i'm impressed. i just googled hipster puppies. congrats, whiney! book looks funny.

xp lack of self-awareness + hardline opinions = quality posting

now i want whiney to be my literary agent. i'll bet he'd be an awesome one!

http://i.imgur.com/hkppV.png

well there ya go

caption otm

yeah From Hell is really his masterpiece

remember when ppl used to talk abt music for ppl who dont like music

just fronting until my "Hegelian Dialectic in Whizzer and Chips" PhD comes out

just imagine if someone posted a thread called comic books are for ppl who dont like books and just wrote discuss and then ppl said comic books arent even books

Alf Tupper was undoubtedly one of the most important characters of 20th century eng lit

i guess comics are not less literary than Tolkein or somethink

or how imagine in my head this neal stephenson dude must write

fuck it, it's challops monday

not that these opinions are challoping but i am fishing for comedy outrage

http://www.toughofthetrack.net/Alf_chips.JPG

this dude is better than all superhero bullshit ever

tolkien is p much comics with every panel described rather drawn

at withering length

i don't mind our Joel digging comics because he's 14

the thousand word rule proved a thousandfold

maaaake it stoppp

if i have one quibble with post-modernism it's this pretending kids' books are literature thing

challops monday >>>>> w/e twee shite it is displacing

tolkien is p much comics with every panel described rather drawn

― nakhchivan, Monday, July 16, 2012 9:17 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

i like it when people pretend they're reading shite for light relief too like their brains have been knacked by all the Spinoza they was reading before they picked up Bunty

http://www.snodgrasssales.com/snodgrass/marsha/goodgrief.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Charles_Schultz_Museum_Snoopy_on_Moon(1).jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krso8rsbgc1qzlaaho1_400.jpg

http://letortillatimes.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/detournement-peanuts-jeux-video.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hkppV.pnghttp://graceburrowes.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snoopy-crossed-arms.jpeg

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE LOUVRE

challops monday >>>>> w/e twee shite it is displacing

you might think so but yr wrong