there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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AND EVERYBODY WILL WORRY ABOUT SNOOPY
AND NO ONE WILL READ YOUR STUPID STORY

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

chuck would have been a valuable poster imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

xpost -- on its own, that's a great My Chemical Romance lyric.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

what is the other comic hes threatening w/snoopy hospitalization there

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

hint BOXCAR

duobting tuomas (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

i have no memory of that

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

on its own, that's a great My Chemical Romance lyric.

My Chemical Romance meets The Royal Guardsmen

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Gd6BR.jpg

i've got a cock like the M79 (electricsound), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

lol, all over the place tnite

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

Wasn't there a FBOFW where Liz was calling April a "retard" and her mom tells her to knock it off so she starts calling April a Boxcar instead? Last panel is Liz saying BOXCAR BOXCAR BOXCAR while April cries.

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

loll

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

Wasn't there a FBOFW where Liz was calling April a "retard" and her mom tells her to knock it off so she starts calling April a Boxcar instead? Last panel is Liz saying BOXCAR BOXCAR BOXCAR while April cries.

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mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/12/01/i120105fbofw.gif

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

I was wondering if FBOFW was still recreating that old magic. Guess not.

For the next twenty-two months, the strip ran a roughly 50/50 mixture of re-runs of early strips, and re-workings of 1980s strips that featured the original artwork (sometimes slightly retouched) with new dialogue. On July 12, 2010, without fanfare, the strip quietly switched to straight re-runs of material from the 1980s.

pplains, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

BOXCAR

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://graceburrowes.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snoopy-crossed-arms.jpeg

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE LOUVRE

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

i remember reading Farley's death. tbh it didn't leave a huge impression on me at the time, even at 11 it was not my favorite comic in the paper by far. but read something every day for enough years i guess and it gets permanently seared into your consciousness + personality so that even now there is a little bit of the pattersons in me

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

gross

mookieproof, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

i remember reading Farley's death. tbh it didn't leave a huge impression on me at the time, even at 11 it was not my favorite comic in the paper by far. but read something every day for enough years i guess and it gets permanently seared into your consciousness + personality so that even now there is a little bit of the pattersons in me

― Mordy, Friday, July 13, 2012 3:30 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gross

― mookieproof, Friday, July 13, 2012 3:31 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

hey mordy take it to fear of death thread

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://catalog.fborfw.com/strips/07/fb050707.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSv-lKwOQvE

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

Boxcar!

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw abbott im 100% youre making the whole thing up, boxcar is the alzheimer grandpas catch phrase

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

thought it was post-stroke aphasia grandpa not alzheimer grandpa

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

the whole grandpa with aphasia thing was really weird to me because it happened months after my grandmother suffered the same thing

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

that actually makes more sense, i always thought it was alzheimers

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

I want Abbott's thing to be true; I like gags that resurface subtly

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

man no I am pretty sure I am not making that up

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

I'll admit more than anyone things can mutate in memory but I'm holding onto this one

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

it just doesnt seem possible

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

i would like it to be true

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

this will end up with me like Henry Darger, who made that giant novel in part because of a newspaper clipping he couldn't ever relocate, about a kidnapped baby

Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

i don't see how Abbott's memory is implausible?

some dude, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

I was thinking today of the very first time I went to a business conference (where my employer flew me there and everything) – I was 22, and I had stupider ideas about boundaries/professionalism/etc, meaning I had basically no ideas about those things. They had us start out with '2 truths and a lie,' with everyone sharing to everyone in the room (~30 older and less inane people) and I said:
• My parents had an ostrich farm
• I wasn't born with a sense of smell
and because I knew those are outrageous I chose an obvious lie
• I have touched a unicorn
But when they were asked to guess the lie NO ONE guessed the unicorn one. When I had to reveal the lie I said, "The lie was that I touched a unicorn. [pause] Only a virgin can touch a unicorn." And the reaction was some of the worst, most palpably awkward silence...god. I have learned my lesson about being more bland with strangers but I still feel like I could never be put in front of a business conference.

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2012 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

the po-facedness of managerial movers and shakers is a constant sadness to me

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 08:34 (thirteen years ago)

constant delight to me tbh

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 09:05 (thirteen years ago)

well, depends on yr mood. it's not like i ever want to "rise" to managerial level but knowing that i'm too flip for it to ever happen irks a little bit. dunno why. something about Kafka being a painfully accurate observer of organisations or something.

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 09:54 (thirteen years ago)

also after managing to find a corner to hide in for a few years i'm getting more exposed to the bracing crosswinds of office politics lately and oh god what is wrong with people?

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 09:57 (thirteen years ago)

they want not to have to care about office politics, ie scrabble ahead

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno man, the big dogs seem to be just as scrappy from what i've seen.

lol "shitting up" the "lols" thread

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)

i'd rather be scrappy on the richer side tbh, but how to get there while maintaining a four-hour per day ilx presence? big questions, nobody comin up with anythin for me

ps lols thread w&t shot at this stage imo

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i know hence square quotes

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

Wasn't there a FBOFW where Liz was calling April a "retard" and her mom tells her to knock it off so she starts calling April a Boxcar instead? Last panel is Liz saying BOXCAR BOXCAR BOXCAR while April cries.

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

hahahaha there may have been a time in the BOXCAR era of ILX when I was splicing grandpa's BOXCAR rant into a lot of other FBOFW comics.

I DIED, Friday, 13 July 2012 11:32 (thirteen years ago)

Where are the animated boxcars?

pplains, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

And here, I'll save you all a wiseass GIS. Talking about the animated FBOFW boxcars.

http://dinakelberman.com/simpsons%20gifs/train.gif

pplains, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/14939626.jpg

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

I have a boxcar mug

This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

Josh was selling them for awhile. Also tshirts

This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

btw this is the second time this week i have seen someone use the phrase "square quotes" on ilx. they are called "scare quotes." not "square quotes."

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

But for all intensive purposes, you know what they're talking about.

pplains, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)


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