Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

nowhere and totally fucked up are two of my favorite movies, and doom generation is enjoyable. mysterious skin was great but i don't think i could watch it again. i really love smiley face, although that might be based completely on the strength of anna faris's performance.

he also shot a pilot for mtv called "this is how the world ends", which used to be on megavideo somewhere. basically a sort of heterosexualized version of nowhere.

Good morning, girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7KrvuStzc

upgrade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFsGNxoAXns

haaay

Stevie, it's the summertime, so I had better see you & your bf over here by Labor Day.

Few things are more satisfying than a gin and tonic at the airport bar an hour before boarding.

Don't worry, we're werking on it.

Few things would be more satisfying than a JFK-caliber injection in my lower back right now.

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diff injection

looks like I will soon be on funny uncle status?

Congrats! Going on three years as a f.u. (ok, that doesn't look right) myself. Enjoy.

I want to be a funny uncle :(

5-year-old describes me as "silly" rather than funny.

Is there a gay version of a biological clock? Cause the last three years have got mine ticking.

(and yes, I realize such statements make me the enemy of Bruce LaBruce)

What would this clock measure? I have felt like a gay senior citizen since 35.

My increasing desire to be a parent, something I would have thought impossible a decade ago.

I have wanted to be a parent more than a boyfriend/husband for a few years running now.

But I'm not sure I'm capable of being Mr. Mom.

And if 35 = gay senior citizenship, then I should be getting to be ready to be a gay GRANDPARENT in a few years.

my granddad was gay. i found out via rummaging thru his room as a kid and running into his stack of playgirls (and strangely not being grossed out about it due to facts about self i realized later)

Statistically improbable as it seems, I was the first gay on either side of my families as far as anyone knows. Prolonged my coming out for no good reason; as far as I know, everyone's cool with it (or at least anyone who isn't keeps quiet about it).

if there are any other gays in my family i don't know about 'em

would rather be an uncle than a dad but at this rate i don't think either of those things are happening anytime soon

xp ditto. It would be positively nifty to have other family members who were gay.

i have a gay cousin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have at least a couple gay cousins that I know about. It's nbd.

"The trouble with children is that they are not returnable."

haha i was just gonna say that friends' babies are fun cuz they're not yours. "here - it's hungry!" "here - it needs to be changed!" "oh it's happy again GIVE IT BACK!" "bored now. you look tired!" "oh it's screaming - well, must be off, see you in a bit"

i think the gay uncle role (not actual uncle obv) is one i can embrace anyway. i have literally zero inclination to be a father, and give thanks for this on a regular basis.

(btw i once put a baby in a bin when i was babysitting it)

yes, as Q. Crisp also said, why would you throw away the #1 advantage of being gay?

(yes, this is somewhat tongue-in-cheek except as it applies to me)

a bin is a bloody garbage can, isn't it?

been a Funny Uncle two years. So far she has better taste in music and books than her parents.

b and i hung out with a friend of his who has a 2-yr-old. i think between the three adults we had like, ten minutes of grownup talk and the rest of the afternoon was like "oh, she's hungry! you want this food? you want..no? ok, let's stomp around this museum for awhile! *thwacks benches for five minutes straight*"

xp lol wtf lex!

it IS the #1 advantage of being gay though.

it was a small woven rattan wastepaper basket which was clean and didn't have a bag in it. i wanted to make sure the baby didn't crawl off the sofa while i went to make myself toast. then i forgot about it. then its parents came home :/

(the baby basically fit perfectly inside the bin, i even checked its head was supported, and it DIDN'T EVEN CRY)

and you didn't even throw out the bathwater.

yeah i was actually quite psyched to not be expected to have kids, or get married back then for that matter. my mom's best friend my godfather was also gay so everything was a bit easy for me i guess.

yeah i was actually quite psyched to not be expected to have kids

you're not down with the new dire heteronormativity?

pshaw to the direness i say

My cousin who I'm least close to, who is my age and divorced, brought a very butch young woman with her to our last xmas gathering, but that's it for gay fam.

You did a good thing there, Lex.

been a Funny Uncle two years. So far she has better taste in music and books than her parents.

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My niece likes Tilly and the Wall, which I swear I had nothing to do with.

I got a sexually and ethnically diverse family but still got some hilarious comments at the first Thanksgiving w bf

i.e. "Oh you MUST meet my father's caregiver, she's from Laos! No, wait... Vietnam! Her name is Trinh, what ethnicity is that?" ".............."

There were a few comments that involved the word "chappie" that I shouldn't relate

Gotta admit my ignorance over the derogatory properties of "chappie." Please enlighten? More old-person gay slang?

My bf's ex-boss would occasionally refer to him and other gay employees as "fun boys." She was later forced to attend a "respect in the workplace" seminar.

The 60+ age group in my family uses the word "chappie" occasionally, and never to refer to any specific ethnicity, religious group or sexuality. It does almost always mean a non-WASP or non-heterosexual. And it's meant to imply a sort of jocular familiarity with that 'other'. "My parents would never have objected if I went on a date with a Jewish chappie" for example.

my dad asked how my "friend" was on the phone last week. guess he's not yet comfortable with appending "boy-" to the front of it

my mom's always been totally fine but has also always been "friend"

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