Your favourite "your favourite jokes about" thread (jokes are funny)!

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System, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

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System, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

arguably the high point of ilx, these threads.

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

^^^

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Grand Theft Autism is a favourite, but the Islamic Fundamentalist thread is a winner too

Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists drive a plane into a coniferous tree?
A. Pine eleven!

Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists swear to repeatedly drive a plane into a coniferous tree in the name of Allah?
A. A tree-had! (jihad)

Q. Why did the Islamic fundamentalist blow up a tree?
A. Because of his deeply held religious be-leafs!

― MPx4A

I had such a crush on this guy because of his Favourite Jokes contributions

salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hope that worked out ok for you

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you guys think Mohammed Atta might have had a dog named Up The World Trade Center Killing Thousands Of American Citizens? I have a joke but I'm worried the punchline might be a touch convoluted

― DJ Mencap

I didn't exactly develop a crush on this dude during these threads, but I came quite close

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

These jokes are less funny than Cecil Taylor's impact on the history of jazz.

Stanley Crouch, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

am0n's astronaut joke on the moderators thread is incredible

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link


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