tip theres no hill
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
All of Brooklyn is actually either called Red Hook or Ozone Park. The rest of it is just shit realtors made up.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
i thought red hook was a food truck, can you live in the truck
― where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
tip: the new hot bk neighborhood is mill basin
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
i am opening a gallery/venue/bike repair shop
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
I'm just waiting for Sheepshead Bay to blow up.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
flatlands has the best "middle of nowhere" sounding name
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
fuck a bike, strictly mopeds in the basin
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
what abt gravesend
spoooky
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
I went to Flatland to pick up something from craigslist the other week and no one responded to my jokes about coming back flat. ;_;
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
I think Times writers just really don't get that there might not actually be enough upper middle class white people who want to live in the city to fill the entire city with upper middle class white people.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
Or that at some point some of them tend to say "fuck it I'm going to live in Bergen County" instead of going way the fuck out to Canarsie or w/e.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
I've already lived in Bergen Cty. Give me Canarsie.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
Fuck a Rte 17 and fuck a Ridgewood. Man I hate Ridgewood.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
yeah well have you been to canarsie
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5134DAi-d1L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg
― where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
haha wut is that
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
looked at the amazon page, looks pretty interesting actually.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
I think Times writers just really don't get that there might not actually be enough upper middle class white people who want to live in the city to fill the entire city with upper middle class white people. --click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2)
well if gravesend looked like park slope who knows
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/KJv6f.png
timely
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
sobro failed to happen :(
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
you know how not everybody gets to have a lot of money? well not every place gets to either. funny how that works!
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
which is unfortunate as its an excellent way to begin a question, so bro...
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
sobummed
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
my artisinal instrument shop, sobro dobro, failed to thrive
as did my mens accessory shop, sobro bolo
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
the low cold hos should be cut like an afro
Clearly, the Bronx's reputation still suffers from the fact that it is the only borough that's identified with a felony in the theme song of Car 54, Where Are You?.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
step 1 in rebranding: change name back to "The Broncks' Farms"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
sobro farms would be a cool name for a gang
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
sobro polo bros
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
pomo afro sobro
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
I think the Bronx will slowly but surely get more yuppies but the population ratio is not change fast enough for mayonnaise shops or whatever to be viable anytime soon. it's not even relatively that cheap cause there are lots of people who do want to live there, just most of them aren't white.
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
Why does not white people never want to mayonnaise?
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
like if I could get some studio for $700, sure I'd move to the bronx, buy some mayo
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno. Median incomes in the city have been falling and the finance industry is probably due for more layoffs in the next year or two even barring another legit collapse, which is itself possible. I think gentrification might be making its last big push for a while. I think it's even possible the borders will recede a little.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
I never noticed until know that there's a part of the bronx called "Morrisania". That's a p cool name imo.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs on my phone but you are wrong
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
I think you underestimate how quickly a bad economy and rising crime could change peoples' minds about the new urban lifestyle.
OTOH I guess the trend of people staying single longer might increase the supply of city dwellers.
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
crime is already rising!
― max, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
in the suburbs
― max, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
get in early on the latest new york crime wave, join the hotest new gang out there SOBRO FARMS
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
the worst economy in nearly 100 years hasn't made NYC any less safe. the gentrification narrative is mostly make believe to begin w/. the bronx is already (relatively) safe and already (relatively) expensive and that's before the mayo crew arrived.
― iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
sobro mayo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
SOBRO MAYOr
sonia sobromayor
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theawl.com/2012/07/the-40-year-old-reversion
― max, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
I read through the first section sure this was a first-person narrative from a fictional parody character, but now I am not so sure.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
amy sohn! i used to know amy sohn. not a parody.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
visibly agitated (#9,793)All your friends are assholes.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)