quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

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you guys are all such street poop rookies

dayo, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

i've not pooped in the street, but i've seen it done.

whereas the number of times i've pissed in the street is so numerous, i can only apologize to the decent folk who don't do so.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

BTW I saw that topless lady that always gets "sighted" and put on blogs and stuff in union square today. ONLY IN NEW YORK CITY AMIRITE GUYS

Also last week as we were waiting in the lobby of a building in queens to see an apartment, a very old man who clearly had shitstains on his jeans walked in and got into the elevator. My wife and I later admitted to each other that this image made it impossible for both of us to feel good about the apartment, because it was like moving there would mean decay and death.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

might also mean cheaper rent tho

iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

actually it didn't matter cuz the owner only wanted to rent his apt furnished

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago)

Get out of my street, and into my pool.

MacArthur Parkour (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

And this week, the NYTimes takes notice that there are still tiny corners of Brooklyn that aren't filled with yuppies yet:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/09/nyregion/as-brooklyn-gentrifies-some-neighborhoods-are-being-left-behind.html

You know, like only about 85% of the borough remains ungentrified.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

we traveled east from williamsburg and it turns out brooklyn just keeps on going, more information as it becomes available

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

TBF, if you travel east from Williamsburg you hit Queens.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

not on the subway map bro

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

smh turns out hurtings not a real new yorker

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

East of Williamsburg = Ridgewood

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh, you're doing that thing, again

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

sry hurting for real new yorkers manhattan is the n/s axis every real new yorker knows this

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

The article makes it sound like it's all either Park Slope or Brownsville too. There are like GIGANTIC middle class neighborhoods in Brooklyn that have been middle class for decades.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

oh, you're doing that thing, again

― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:08 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u mean pedantry

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

boom real new york dis

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

is this where we get into an argument about what "Boerum Hill" is again

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol xp

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

tip theres no hill

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

All of Brooklyn is actually either called Red Hook or Ozone Park. The rest of it is just shit realtors made up.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

i thought red hook was a food truck, can you live in the truck

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

tip: the new hot bk neighborhood is mill basin

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

i am opening a gallery/venue/bike repair shop

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

I'm just waiting for Sheepshead Bay to blow up.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

flatlands has the best "middle of nowhere" sounding name

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

fuck a bike, strictly mopeds in the basin

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

what abt gravesend

spoooky

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

I went to Flatland to pick up something from craigslist the other week and no one responded to my jokes about coming back flat. ;_;

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

I think Times writers just really don't get that there might not actually be enough upper middle class white people who want to live in the city to fill the entire city with upper middle class white people.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

Or that at some point some of them tend to say "fuck it I'm going to live in Bergen County" instead of going way the fuck out to Canarsie or w/e.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)

I've already lived in Bergen Cty. Give me Canarsie.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Fuck a Rte 17 and fuck a Ridgewood. Man I hate Ridgewood.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

yeah well have you been to canarsie

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5134DAi-d1L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

haha wut is that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

looked at the amazon page, looks pretty interesting actually.

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

I think Times writers just really don't get that there might not actually be enough upper middle class white people who want to live in the city to fill the entire city with upper middle class white people.
--click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2)

well if gravesend looked like park slope who knows

iatee, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KJv6f.png

timely

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

sobro failed to happen :(

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

you know how not everybody gets to have a lot of money? well not every place gets to either. funny how that works!

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

which is unfortunate as its an excellent way to begin a question, so bro...

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

sobummed

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

my artisinal instrument shop, sobro dobro, failed to thrive

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

as did my mens accessory shop, sobro bolo

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

the low cold hos should be cut like an afro

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Clearly, the Bronx's reputation still suffers from the fact that it is the only borough that's identified with a felony in the theme song of Car 54, Where Are You?.

Aimless, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

step 1 in rebranding: change name back to "The Broncks' Farms"

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

sobro farms would be a cool name for a gang

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

sobro polo bros

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)


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