(✿o_O)
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
x-posts - ಠ_ಠ
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
Drink 1/4 - 1/3 of the soda to make room for the nutz.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Sunday, July 8, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
lol, I changed it from "deez nuts" at the last second.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
haha fantastic
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
actually my whole point is i DONT want it to grow past a certain size
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:04 PM (33 minutes ago)
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
with sincere apologies:
yay shakey!your wife must be a week or so behind mine, we just found the sex
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, August 13, 2012 11:56 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
possibly revise to "no, i meant i want to jam my dick in your throat!" to meet their styleguide― goole, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5:24 PM
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
yeah thanks
― goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
aw, it's out of context, no harm intended
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
pumpernickel literally means "devil farts". now we know why.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, August 31, 2012 1:00 AM (10 minutes ago)
― Evan, Friday, 31 August 2012 05:13 (thirteen years ago)
woah woah it was only two inches let's not go crazy with our adjectives here
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 5, 2012 9:15 AM (1 hour ago)
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.
― nickn, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
WHY on earth is it so LONG!!!!???!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, September 28, 2012 4:20 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
al i kind of feel like you would like marry me; maybe that's crazy though
― horseshoe, Saturday, September 29, 2012 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
maybe we could get an ilx marriage to last
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
oh burn
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Monday, 1 October 2012 04:22 (thirteen years ago)
oh god I can't see that as anything other than a giant foamy fountain of ejaculate now, thanks DJP― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, October 22, 2012
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
so innocent in context
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
context provides referent slockster
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
I just had a really uncomfortable conversation with Ben Franklin about the joys of screwing older ladies. Let's hope that doesn't happen again.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)
where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
suck a wall of dicks
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)
ride the pony
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010
― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (thirteen years ago)
fp'd your son
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (thirteen years ago)
I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.
― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.
― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
wrong thread...
OR IS IT?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...except I'm not gay, haha!
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
Im willing to bet that's in context tho
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.
― lo! dating (dog latin)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
thanks! that merkin sounds good.
― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
of course this is stupidly insulting of songwriting and cookery
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exactly, they're different disciplines.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:48 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
Picasso represents the horrors of war well in Guernica; "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" is a poor substitute.
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
Thanks, get bent!!
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:07 AM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:15 (thirteen years ago)