Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

I think we can be sure however that you will never find him sharing a hotel bed with her

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/media/2012/08/mail-online-unemployed-graduates-arbeit-macht-frei

"The German slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei” is somewhat tainted by its connection with Nazi concentration camps, but its essential message, “work sets you free” still has something serious to commend it."

yes just SOMEWHAT tainted :o

jaw dropping

There is dignity to be gained from any job, no matter how menial, and for young people at the start of their careers, there are valuable lessons to be learned from any form of employment, whether that is on the factory floor, on a supermarket till or in the contemporary hard labour camp of a merchant bank or law office.

So much to unpack in this sentence too

this is just a blackhole of godwin's law trolling, right?

Paul Ryan's black ex-girlfriend Deneeta Pope 'spent five months in prison for $77000 fraud'

Revealed: Paul Ryan's black ex-girlfriend who opened his eyes to racism 'spent five months in prison for $77000 fraud'

stay classy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203009/Guatemalan-child-killer-burnt-death-schools-patio-mob-rule-begans-Tactic.html

In the old days, actresses had enough class to not allow themselves to be photographed while pregnant.

- PP, l.a., United States, 18/9/2012 1:47

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3oZYBmCMAA-oa1.jpg:large

lol at the last para:

the usual suspects will howl racism, but i would draw your attention to the fact that all the people i am impugning in this photo are not white

Racism! Racism! Someone hear my howl!

does "Sangatte" even mean anything to anybody except a select cadre of hardcore racists in 2012?

'select cadre of hardcore racists' = daily mail readers, shurely?

well yes there's a considerable overlap

agincourt, calais, dunkirk, sangatte, storied names for any proud englishman

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surprised that in 2012 the mail still has the power to stun me with its unalloyed racism

wasn't littlejohn using word like poofs until well into the last decade?

On Saturday, the Guardian published an article on creepshots - photographing women without their knowledge (often 'upskirt' photos) - and revenge porn. Early in Kira Cochrane's article, she wrote: 'Erin Gloria Ryan, a writer for popular women's website Jezebel.com, was alerted to the creepshots forum by concerned Reddit users who are trying to get it closed, partly because some of the pictures appear to have been taken in schools.' A day later, MailOnline's Michael Zennie wrote an article about Reddit and creepshots. Someone at MailOnline then decided to illustrate the article with FOUR of the creepshot photos the article is complaining about.

can't believe the mail would publish photos without their subjects' consent

tho yes......that is awesomely prurient, even from the doyen of hypocritical prurience

This is pretty bad even for the Mail, no? "Disgusting website publishes upskirt photos of underage girls and HERE THEY ARE!"

WARNING: Graphic Content. Shocking 'necklace' lynchings in Africa

Drug users could escape ANY criminal penalties: MPs consider legalising heroine and crack as they plan Portugal visit to see soft-touch regime in action

Keith Vaz, well known loonie leftie

heroine

Actual headline in "Metro" : "Drug legalisation could crack dealers"

funnily enough i was reading the Parliamentary report this morning. you'll be surprised to learn that the Mail's interpretation of it is horseshit.

Shoot all dealers and suppliers and anyone who refuses to go into rehab - problem solved.

Just execute anyone who's breathing, because oxygen is a gateway drug.

Were they targeted? Four of Lanza's young victims lived within one-mile radius of the $1.5 million home that the troubled killer shared with his mother

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2259605/Manchester-City-ace-Samir-Nasri-shows-lavish-lifestyle-Twitter-pic.html

this is actually deranged

Ha, what? That's just nuts.

He probably thought it was a bit of harmless fun.

Drinking in a restaurant on the same day a child died of leukemia only several hundred metres away.

But the timing was a little unfortunate at it appeared amid criticism of the evils of football.

Reverend Bob Jones, 67, a minister at three methodist churches in Mansfield

PLANK Nasri FAILS to keep abreast of the Mansfield METHODIST SCENE

be cool, dm

Nasri DARING to be of middle eastern ORIGIN whilst PHOTOGRAPHED in expensive London EATERY

shamelessly sitting there with his tap water while the world awaits UN intervention in the suarez crisis

just before the photo was taken he'd removed his hairshirt as the candles were making him unbearably hot

How helpful of the Daily Mail to tell me how I can GET THE LOOK of his female companion.

The thick fur of these East Siberian Laikas puppies keeps them warm: Oymyakon is 750 metres above sea level, which means that the length of a day varies from 3 hours in December to 21 hours in the summer

i think the outright stupidity exhibited in today's attack on hilary mantel might be one of the most offensive things yet. like wow you guys really can't read huh

With the exception of Hilary Mantel's attack on the Duchess of Cambridge.

one's a writer and the other is a parasite?

I'm not a big fan of Mantel, but there's no way the LRB piece could be construed as an "attack" on the "Duchess of Cambridge".

"The Duchess of Cambridge" ? What fucking century is this again?