another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

yes but satire

genre films cannot be bad they can only be satirical commentaries on bad genre films

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which one is the literature professor

Trick question, they are both TAs.

wanderlust is hilarious but it is not really at all what armond says it is

is it really funny?? i saw trailers but it looked really bad. isn't it paul rudd and jennifer aston?

yeah. its great! its david wain who did wet hot american summer + role models

i generally like david wain but those trailers looked so bad. i'll check it out.

this roundup sadly lacking in maniacal vigor

yeah mordy i thought the same thing, and then caught it on dvd and was pleasantly surprised (so maybe dont go in w/ expectations). basically the same thing happened to me with role models too -- shitty trailers so i passed in theaters then ended up really liking it at home

Wanderlust feels pretty inconsequential and a lot of the humour is kind of obvious but it's a great cast and it's just fun to hang out with them. Rudd's mirror scene is something else

I do want to watch the Téchiné flick. Armond is generally OTM about him.

wanderlust is very funny, atlanta = mcmansions + asshole is otm, alan alda is really good in it.

Wanderlust is about 7 percent as funny as WHAS, and more than half of that 7 percent is Rudd's mirror scene. But still, worth a watch.

and i thought he'd fallen off

It’s time now to assert Paul W.S. Anderson’s status as one of contemporary cinema’s most thrilling talents. He deserves a clarifying comparison to the fraudulent, annoyingly monickered Paul Thomas Anderson whose film The Master opened the same week as Resident Evil 5.

http://cityarts.info/2012/09/17/battle-of-the-andersons/

this guy is a national treasure, tbh

It’s inevitable that Paul Thomas Anderson’s artistic ambitions should be unavoidably juxtaposed to Paul W.S, Anderson’s artistic success.

this guy

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He's hardly the only one aboard the PWSA > PTA crazy caboose, among cinephiles I know.

really?

even if that opinion is not unique to Armond, the clumsy construction of that sentence is a bit of a marvel.

" . . . inevitable . . . unavoidably juxtaposed . . ."

--Armond White, City Arts

(Not that I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a Resident Evil movie announced as Best Picture at the Oscars.)

Yeah, PWSA has quite a bit of critical caché these days amongst a certain set.

I doubt any of them would write a review like Armond's though.

lol Phil

I mean whatever his ideas and his idiosyncrasies, he may be a worse WRITER than, like, Harry Knowles.

"PWSA is a master. PTA is a masturbator." -- Armond White, City Arts

Unrelated (or maybe not), but I'd always known Armond's contrarianism extended to politics but I never figured that he was an out and out Republican until he was tweeting support for Romney during the RNC.

link? I don't think supporting one of the country's 2 major political parties qualifies as "contrarian." Mindless, perhaps.

Was gonna quote the Ann Romney one, but just scroll through his recent tweets:

https://mobile.twitter.com/3xchair#!/3xchair

Supporting one of the country's two major parties isn't contrarian in and of itself, but supporting the republicans is a good way to piss off the kinds of people who love Paul Thomas Anderson films, I suppose. I just figured his occasional Obama bashing was less partisan and more just trying to be provocative. It's not like he doesn't have a history of that.

a good way to piss off the kinds of people who love Paul Thomas Anderson films

really? how about ppl who love Coen Bros films, like Mitt Romney?

I dislike Paul Thomas Anderson films – guess that's why I'm non-affiliated?

Hell, I don't care either way. I'm not even an American, though if pressed id certainly rather see you guys with a genial quasi intellectual as president than the Mormon Mr. Burns. Was just saying that the kinds of ppl who regularly read the film reviews in NYC alt.weeklies and care about movies like The Master are gonna tend to be liberal more often than not, and that armond knows which buttons to push.

Didn't know Romney was a fan of the Coens. Ok, then.

There's very little in his writing before he lost it to indicate that he would be a Romney supporter. So if he is, then yes, contrarianism has officially become his life support.

Xpost, ok make that "the kinds of ppl who" blah blah blah are going to generally be of a liberal or highly politically skeptical leaning.

Romney's favorite movie is O Brother Where Art Thou. I can totally see why he would love it/identify with it

Ryan (left) and Romney at the stump yesterday.

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It’s a secularist epic for audiences of the vampire age who don’t believe in religion anyway–there’s no possibility of rebirth or conversion, just suspicions of torture as Dodd manipulates Quell to follow orders and reveal his pain.

as bad as a writer i think armond white is, i'm always curious to see the terrible films he champions bc it's like a fun game for me to see if i can possibly enjoy the movie through his POV even for a moment. in this way he performs the vital function of helping me to enjoy adam sandler.

He seems incapable of enjoying anything unless it's able to serve as a proxy for his disdain of other critics, filmmakers, and straw people of the viewing public.

He has the weird sort of junk populism, embracing ultra-commercial things that the ticket-buying public should but doesn't always (at least to his satisfaction) lap up.

i think his schtick could be really interesting and provocative but maybe he's not quite smart enough to pull it off.

i dunno, he liked Film Socialisme and Transformers

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The only Paul WS Anderson film I've seen is Mortal Kombat, so the idea that THAT GUY could make a movie better than The Master is pretty absurd to me.

Like, I'd rather watch PSH or Leaf Phoenix read from the phone book than watch another Kombat-esque thing.

PTA sucks and I don-t understand / care for the RE5 thing but I def want his wacky film crit goggles

have wanted to sit down and catch up with paul w.s. anderson's filmography for quite some time. i've never seen mortal kombat, but he made event horizon, which i love dearly, and the resident evil films are kind of fun. otoh, death race and AvP are horrible. armond wants to position him as this generation's john carpenter, but from what i've seen, he just isn't in that league.

based on event horizon alone, though, i prefer him to p.t. anderson.

Yeah I should watch Event Horizon.

xp to Morbs: Well it's just one facet of his persona. He sort of has a similar treatment to Art House, waving the flag for certain strains in totality against whatever over-smart Indie fare that actually hits.

Basically it's all about stances, so it's not surprising he's a Republican.

I don't think he's a Republican. Mostly just a South Park Republican.

"the now overrated Hurt Locker" remains his defining moment