Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Pass if any mention of any Mike Patton project under musical preferences

You think you're an asshole? I'm an asshole.

Pass on member of law enforcement or if photo of self in armed forces

i got a really funny message from a cop once. i'll try to find it.

passing on astrological signs is bonkers to me but i don't really believe in astrology

Pass if they send a msg pointing out to you that you LOOKED AT THEIR PROFILE. Or how many times. DUDE, I KNOW I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE. I would kind of have to, to find out anything about you. That doesn't mean I'm after your hot bod, army reservist.

I completely believe in astrology. Are you a Capricorn?

aries - but so NOT an aries

though i was recently told that i act like an aries in bed...i don't know if that's good or bad

it seemed intended as a compliment

I think that's a compliment. If they'd said you seemed like a scorpio in bed, though... ;)

what is a taurus like in bed? just out of curiosity

If you tell me when you were born (what time of day) and in what part of the country, I can find out what your moon and rising signs are. Those are hugely indicative of your personality, too.

Zach, I am a Taurus. We're very 'earthy', sensual, tactile...

May 17, 8am, Iowa

they asked if i was scorpio rising!

i have no idea what that means

ZS, you are Gemini rising--it's the sign you immediately seem like to others, it's how you appear outwardly to others.
Your moon sign is Cancer. Your moon sign represents your emotional side and your deepest needs.

makes sense that my emotional needs are cancerous!

Cancer is actually a really romantic, emotional sign. Perhaps prone to slight passive aggressiveness at times...

man i really wanna know my moon sign & all that. i know i could look it up but it's better when you get people telling you. a bunch of people i used to volunteer stuffing condoms into packets with told me everything about being an aries, & being an aries is just generally kinda shitty: you're all stubborn & childish & bullheaded & bratty. just not a good sign. i am holding out some hope moonsigns &c would round this out a lil.

also did anything ever come of that realignment-of-the-zodiac story that happened a year or two back?

yeah i'm totally not aries like in any way (besides the sexy ways); i'm introverted and sensitive and non-confrontational to the max.

This is the thread that I open and read any time I even think about dating again, in order to talk me out of this foolishness - but now it has even succeeded in making me feel shitty just for the time of year I was born at.

;_;

No, Aries is cool. I've dated an Aries before--like Bene, he was pretty crazy in bed. Really intense, interesting, and moody. Just like I like 'em. Also a bit of an attention whore.

I have a planet in Aries (can't remember), and it makes sense. I can be kind of an attention whore at times.

Aries is a good match for some, not for others. Not recommended for a Virgo or a Capricorn.

Schlump, it doesn't matter, because it all has to do with the alignment of the planets at the time of your birth. So unless you were born in 2011, you're still the sign you are.

hello ladies I am a hott dubstep fan who is too busy mountain climbing and playing WoW to figure out my zodiac sign. I play guitar and hang a mean shower curtain. Please message me, have some sweet thighs or a little beer belly maybe both

I told a girl my starsign once, she asked what time of day and where I was born, and then she just looked at me and gave me the side-eye and asked "you aren't bipolar by any chance, are you?" which was just an even worse way to make me feel.

Bah.

I also own records on Hyperdub and have been known to climb Cornish mountains. I'm doomed DOOMED I tell you.

So you're an Aries?
What were your moon and rising signs?

I am a Taurus (Sun) and Virgo (for both Moon and Rising).

i need to ask my mom what time i was born but i don't know if she will remember!

I am a super-Ariesy Aries.

I can't remember the moon/rising but it was something dark and watery like maybe Cancer or something that was the complete polar opposite.

That's called a T-square in astrology. When you have opposing signs in opposing planets. It usually means you struggle a lot but those with it tend to be successful due to the inner conflict they've experienced throughout their lives ('that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger,' etc etc). Most famous and successful people have a T-square in their astrological chart.

So maybe that makes you feel better.

Ha ha thank you, yes. It does.

I have one, too. *ahem*

virgo (sun) with pisces rising, dunno what my moon is, dating a leo on the cusp of cancer

that sounds like a nice balance, actually.

Stable, sensible (Virgo), Emotional depth (Pisces)
Bold, Proud, Attention Seeking (Leo), Introspective, Romantic, Sensitive (Cancer)

hah he is way more cancer than leo

if each sun sign were its own nation i could make a run for President of Virgo

I have no idea what time of day I was born

It should be on your birth certificate, if you still have that.

June 12, 11:05 a.m., Idaho
someone told me once I was a triple Gemini but p sure that's not true

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Actually LOLd at this

xp - it looks like your Sun & Moon are in Gemini, but you have Leo Rising

Schlump, it doesn't matter, because it all has to do with the alignment of the planets at the time of your birth. So unless you were born in 2011, you're still the sign you are.

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ty! i was curious about this for awhile, it seemed like a real spanner in the works. am real impressed if they've recalibrated for the new season.

i have a moon sign of cancer, btw, & the personality description is kinda right on. also i feel like the q of what cancers are like in bed is hinted at via the zodiac sign:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gKzxVxK0wRg/Swqq1oXSK0I/AAAAAAAAAes/itlj7YPMwPM/s1600/Cancer.gif

Guys guys, my date was AWESOME OMG :)

(hes a Taurean)

alright i found out that my sun is in aries, my moon is in scorpio, and my ascendent is leo, diagnosis me!

Awesome, trayce :) :)

Trayce, you're a Pisces? Taurus and Pisces are a good match.

Bene.... that is... a really interesting combo. Like, you are pure sex. Scorpio is highly sexual. Also very secretive. They can have some enemies, as they can instantly identify bullshit straight away and are very honest. Some people don't like that. I have a planet in Scorpio, too, and I am secretive sometimes. Also, a perv. The moon sign is how you see yourself, how you feel emotions, and how you feel love. Scorpio probably is more in line with how you described yourself above. NOW--let me tell you this. Scorpio is a very misunderstood zodiac sign. I think Leo is balancing that out nicely for you. Leois friendly, playful, proud, loves attention. This is how others see you since it's your rising sign.

Virgo, rising sign Aquarius(!), moon sign Virgo(!)

This can't bode well . . . ?

homo are you serious????

uh why wouldnt I be?
I am not an astrologer though so take it for what it's worth

What if I'm Virgo sun, Scorpio moon/rising? That seems like a weird combo, but I am pretty weird.

On second thought, let's just forget I ever posted that. Carry on.