there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

subtle nuance excelsior:

frank ocean is not famous, hell get more burn off this than everything else hes done to date

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's bon iver famous

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont know that iver heard of him

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't Andre Benjamin like 40 now? How can he play someone who's 15 years younger than him?

― Tuomas, Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:21 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i watched war of the worlds last night and it was p rad

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:15 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can u write a point-by-point rebuttal of contenderizer's essay

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:21 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he just did

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just coming here to post that :)

there is a page we're all on, if you catch my meaning

Is that about the Spielberg WOTW?

yes

lol slocki

hahaaa

Isn't '96 more of a forgotten election than '04? I followed it fairly closely, and I don't remember a single specific about it.

― clemenza, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:20 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bob dole fell down

― max, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:20 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Direct quote from Bob Dole?

― clemenza, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clemenza got one at last

congrats!

he took down that elephant thing hardcore

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6453/633534486296862365canad.jpg

shit the illuminati is even printing their own money now...

all i remember from t.v. in the 70's is malt shops and devil rape.

― scott seward, Friday, July 6, 2012 11:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wal-Mart got in trouble a few years back for selling Totenkopf shirts. It was one of the reasons I quit reading The Consumerist. It felt like their day was
- Totenkopf shirt at Alexandria, Virginia Wal-Mart (122nd Wal-Mart found to sell shirt)
- Cell phone pic shows clearance price tag with a three cent discount
- Best Buy asked me to check my receipt when I left the store with a swimming pool-sized TV
- Cell phone pic showing a three-pack of peanut butter with a higher per unit price than a single jar of peanut butter
- Totenkopf shirt at Lesotho, Ohio Wal-Mart (123rd Wal-Mart found to sell shirt)
- Best Buy tried to sell me a bad warranty

― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Friday, July 6, 2012 5:43 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sad that Lesotho, Ohio isn't a real place

I genuinely thought it was! I had a friend attending Ohio State and he'd write me letters full of references to Lesotho, OH. OTOH this guy communicates exclusively in weird in-jokes so it makes sense that it's imaginary.

maybe the joke was the college is an enclave within ohio

eg "My professor is from Lesotho, OH, and his jaw sometimes falls off mid-lecture to emit a smell of egg piss."

seems real

guys I came up with an anagram:

Banal Lesotho, OH, OTOH...ho to ho. Oh, to sell a nab.

er, pallindrome

palindrome

sarahpalindrome

I kind of went to a bad place on this thread today

I blame C++

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, July 6, 2012 5:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Ted Nugent

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, July 6, 2012 5:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same old strawmen

― lag∞n, Friday, July 6, 2012 5:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guilty lolz, but lolz nevertheless, from the "lonely" thread:

Fuck the loneliness away with a bit of melancholic jazz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-EBTbiOvZY

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, July 7, 2012 12:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didn't Kaoru Abe commit suicide at a relatively young age?

― sarahell, Saturday, July 7, 2012 1:33 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frog ball (caulk the wagon and float it) wrote this on thread proof that you guys are idiots on board I Love Music on 01-Jul-2012

wow what a cool thread thanks guys glad i just spend precious moments of my life scrolling through this shit real talk though thanks for giving me a definitive summation of why i should stop visiting ilx

frog ball (caulk the wagon and float it) wrote this on thread Third Eye Blind - s/t on board I Love Music on 26-Jun-2012

their best song is "Wounded" from Blue. get on it

― carly rae (flopson), Saturday, July 7, 2012 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that was great

hahahaha

doomsday student were pretty fucking rad when i saw them -- still makes me miss Arab on Radar tho

― sarahell, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:43 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

doomsday student = 3/4ths of arab on radar

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:29 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was chinese stars ex arab on radar? I saw them in brooklyn once they were ok

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:26 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chinese stars = 1/2 of arab on radar

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:44 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edward you are good at punk fractions

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:50 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

divine mathematics

fyi kaoru abe died of a drug overdose, not suicide - (still way too young)

This is how my own grandfather told me the chicken joke.

For a long time the chicken and the road were allies, right from when the chicken was just a chick and the road just an alley. If farmers on their way to market should spill a handful of grain, the road would make sure the chicken was quickly informed of exactly where it was, and the optimal moment, traffic-wise, to dart across and peck it up. Reciprocally, when the sun made the road's skin itch, the chicken came and pecked at the affected bits, soothing the irritation. And if the sun beat down so hot that the road's tarmac began to melt, the chicken - ever considerate - brought leaves to shade the melting area.

It was jealousy that sewed the first seeds of conflict in the relationship. The road fell in love with a toad. I shall not burden you with the details, except to say that the road was a pervert who doted on rough skin, and the toad's skin was almost as rough as the road's own. Spluttering and muttering with rage, the chicken decided to act. She signed a pact with the sun, a great connoisseur of eggs. If the sun would shine with all his might upon the road, the chicken would furnish him with free eggs for a year.

And so the sun stored up a year's worth of heat and unleashed it all at once upon the road, which promptly melted, losing all its macho rough surface and returning, when hardened once more, as smooth as a baby's bottom. (At this point in the tale my grandfather would usually slap my buttocks playfully.) The toad - which was also a pervert who doted on rough skin - immediately lost all interest in the road, and moved on to a sleazy affair with a choad.

The road was broken in heart and mind. All day and all night he could only whimper, stammer and mumble continuously: "Chicken, why did you cross me?" The chicken - who was now the sun's mistress and lived in a glorious shining mansion on the other side of the road - started to make the reply "To get to the other side!" Unfortunately, she had by now begun to suffer from early-onset dementia, which caused her to forget what she was saying halfway through each phrase. So her response came out as: "Tog, tog, tog…"

It's a sound you can hear her make to this day as the hen scratches around.

― Grampsy, Sunday, July 8, 2012 7:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha
that's so, so great

amazing

geniuses lurk among us

I... don't get it?

hahahahaha what the hell

that's some g.o.a.t. fodder right there. what thread spawned that?

need it read to me before bed

I want that read to me as I die, in Tibetan Book of the Dead/special agent dale cooper fashion

(hey hbd btw, sorry my fb seems to be malfunctioning, and I didnt see a thread in SNA)

xp to deems

np, tho damned uf i know who you are on fb!

happy for grampsy that he had a moment but i feel like we shouldn't encourage him

not funny

http://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/arms.gif

the 90 minute backlash cycle

it was a funny post, i'm just stingy with praise because it was preceded by 50 grampsy posts that were desperate attention-seeking garbage

i've only seen the grampsy wdyll post and the why did the chicken cross the road post

collect 'em all!

as opposed to this 51st which begs for no attention? x-p