Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

I may take Eric's advice and pay $6 to watch Tatum strip to "Pony" again.

COCO RAY RAY!!!! I smooch you! \(^o^)/

Your new screen name is wonderful.

Aw thanks

that was directed at monsieur clouds

corey! we missed you!

xp I know I was jus fuckin witchoo

Guys I don't usually boast but I concocted a tweet abt SI publishing the discovery of the Tiegs bosom particle and NO ONE RETWEETED it and I feel miffed. It had a Tiegs centerfold attached and everything :-(

i didn't see it but fav/RT

My dad and I are fine-dining at this super fancy (and also v gay) place in Rehoboth and next to us is this lovely lesbian couple celebrating their 1yr anniversary and the one has bleached-blonde braids pulled back in a short high-pony with like 5 or 7 dangling on the left side of her face and it is *e x q u i s i t e*

Plus I'm about 80% sure Suze Orman walked by the window we were seated next to

no one looks like Suze

cept most of my old gym teachers

aw rehoboth is so nice

phillip and i shared 4 bottles of rosé between us, which i spent the better (or worst) part of the night and this morning vomiting up, along with pretty much everything else. buh.

oof

i'm a little woozy myself from the past two days :/

i stuck with beer yesterday, so i feel all right-- water water water, my friends. it is the best cure.

so did i. not enough water til afterwards tho. (and a regrettable carls jr. trip)

carl's jr. is always regrettable after, and always delicious while consuming. plus in SF, they accept food stamps for hot food!!

the lesbian wedding i attended in DUMBO on sunday was completely inaudible due to passing trains, with both brides in disco-fantastic attire (sleeveless violet jumpsuit; gold metallic backless halter dress). happily they repeated their vows at the reception after several hours of open bar.

water and early bedtime after afternoon partying helps too

yep

Really wish I could stop reading "fisting" every time I see the thread title.

why would you stop

Cause that'd fall more under the category of the (too infrequently updated) TMI thread!

thanks for reminding me!

djing for an event by The Mayor's Office of GLBT Affairs tomorrow and totally don't know where to draw the line on track selection re: raw homo tracks but not too offensive for a gov't event or whatevers

also drinking lots of water, tho I don't think I've had a drink since Wednesday. CUZ IT WAS 100+ FUCKING DEGREES IN CHICAGO AGAIN TODAY.

are you still in chicago morbs?

who is fauxmarc? i might have to leave ilx again.

Because of a phony marc?

i have little patience for anyone who would even care about towing a line at some back-patting mayoral event. also, little patience for anyone who would even consent to have anything to do with such an event in the first place.

yeah please leave ilx again

schmoozy political events are fine, i'd totally dj any. play the rawest homo tracks you want obv fauxmarc!

whitehouse - wriggle like a fucking eel

^banger

Play the amerie amerie amerie song by zebracats

corey, i forgot all aboutcha! I left Chicago around noon today. As the weather had just become bearable I was required to leave.

The gayest thing I did was visit The Leather Archives & Museum.

was j0rdan a gentleman?

reasonably so! We didn't have time to set a rendezvous point at the ballpark and I found him anyway. WDYLL pays off.

morbs was very nice & made me contemplate how to get around w/o use of a cell phone

lex, you disliking me makes me want to stay even more, just to spite you.

anyway, i hope whoever that person is did play some raw homo shit,

because if you have to deal with the enemy, at least deal on yr own terms.

shitting on someone for merely dj-ing some mayoral event is pretty dickish and, uh, i don't know, maybe even out-of-touch.

i don't know where fauxmarc lives but some mayors are actually good people. maybe this one isn't tho, i don't know. anyway it's just a thing.

dick-ish = yes.

out of touch = i can choose what i approve and disapprove of, and if having a hard line about something is out of touch, then so be it.

camming w/ my boyfriend who lives 15 mins away from me but is stuck at home bcuz his mom & sister are in town was equally one of the hottest & saddest things i've ever done in my life

yowza

sorry you've gone, morbs -- there'll be other times i'm sure. i'm well overdue for an nyc visit anyway.

This almost makes me like superheros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

i think we all know how i feel about suze orman

i certainly do <3

This whole thread feels like there are dozens of secret hidden posts.

how so?

Some of the responses have been so tardy I forget the posts that inspired them (i.e. fauxmarc vs. tabes).