"well, in my opinion that kind of negative attitude is exactly what helps perpetuate outdated and oppressive species roles"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
"Fuck you, I'm flying!"
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
"ugh, whenever i fly i get stuck with the middle seat"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Boy, they really changed the evolution tree in Pokemon Turquoise!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
"And so I say to my therapist -- Come out of my shell? I'll show you coming out of my shell!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
"Just dropping byyyyyyyy."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
"Tell my wife I love her."
"The fish couldn't make it. When do we start tessellating?"
― abanana, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
"Why a duck? Why not a turtle?"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Seriously? Turtle's can't fly? Why didn't someone tell me soooneeeeeeeee....."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
erm "Turtles" that is. No apostrophe.
"Want to scramble some eggs?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Actually, I'm not a duck. I'm working on an article for the New Yorker."
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
replace New Yorker with Rolling Stone and it might be a winner!
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, so it doesn't have the meta angle. I was also thinking the wording could be tweaked, like maybe throw in an italicized "really" before "a duck"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Half, on my mother's side."
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Actually, I'm not really a duck, I'm Barbara Ehrenreich"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Hey turtle, tell Aeschylus hi for me."
― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
forks' is real good too. you should submit it.
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
ah, god, i'm pissed, but abanana's REALLY made me laugh.
― If you live in Thanet and fancy doing some creative knitting (Fizzles), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
"whoooooaaaaaaaa! Whoaaaaaaaa!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/p465/120723_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:16 (thirteen years ago)
Pig: "I've got a beef..."
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:26 (thirteen years ago)
"I can't find the Up escalator!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)
"My tail used to be a squiggly as the cartoonist's signature, but I had it shortened."
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:29 (thirteen years ago)
"Well I'm sorry you feel that Mr. Wolf is an unsuitable building standards inspector, but we're quite satisfied with his performance in the role"
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:29 (thirteen years ago)
Pig: "I'm fed up with this 'mmmm bacon' meme."Clerk: "Well I'm tired of this 'everything is better with zombies' thing.'
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)
clerk ”Well if you don't like it why don't you go live in a MOSLEM country?”
― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:38 (thirteen years ago)
On top of the filth and stench in there, the joker with the prod is, like, "No, Mr Pig, I expect you to die."
― Grampsy, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 09:54 (thirteen years ago)
"God help me, the Mu Shu Pork is made of Piglet!"
― Mordy, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I wish I was taller"
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
"Do you have a pen I can borrow?"
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
"Where are my pants?"
― ledge, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)
"Look, you knew our policy didn't cover straw OR sticks when you signed it."
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
it's weird that both of them have open mouths. i guess it's the clerk speaking, and the pig astonished
― your friend, (Z S), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
"I hate your mustache."
― abanana, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)
"go wee wee wee all the way home if you don't like it"
― goole, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
"Look, I don't make the rules."^inscrutable NYorker stylee
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
or wait: "I find it hard to believe we're the first synagogue you've had this problem with."
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
"fuck you, pig"
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
"is this about me eating your father again?"
― your friend, (Z S), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)
you guys are kidding right
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
one of you recognizes that cartoon??? right??? wheres al and matt h. at
hey max, here is story on popular website gawker: http://gawker.com/5926846/new-yorker-invites-readers-to-caption-seinfeld-cartoon-that-poked-fun-at-the-new-yorker
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
"We don't validate porking."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
no, i didn't catch the seinfeld reference ¯\(°_o)/¯
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
Seinfeld seasons 8 and 9 never happened.
― abanana, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI
I have never seen this episode, and I don't care to.
― abanana, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
No, better: "We don't validate porking. Pork you, you porking pig."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)
"I don't watch Seinfeld. I only watch TV for the nature documentaries."
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)