"is that a photographer up there?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm actually very far away from you, but I'm disproportionately huge. This guy isn't all that good at perspective."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)
"you might know my dad, Gamera."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:58 (fourteen years ago)
"Someone told me this was a fancy dress migration."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)
"What are ya'll doing in my psychedelic ocean?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:00 (fourteen years ago)
you guys have never won this, right
― frogbs, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)
"You said we had to be anseriformes on this flight? I thought we just had to fill out answer forms."
― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't really care about flying south, I just wanted to shit on something."
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)
"This is always the worst part of a timeshare swap."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)
"After I beat that hare I thought 'the sky's the limit!'"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)
"Best. Upgrade. EVER!"
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
"hypnosis"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
"is this a dream? what is that bright light? am i ... dying? oh ... god ... i am finally ... at peace..."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
"Who you calling a dinosaur?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm on a jobswap with Superman!"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
"If you must know, I got 'Freaky Friday'-ed."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not my negative space, or your negative space. it's our negative space."
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
"CAW! CAW!"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
i think you mean "QUACK! QUACK!"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
"got any lettuce?"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
"well the kids are all gone now and marcy- that's my wife, marcy- marcy said "you've always wanted to do it, you should go for it!" and i just thought, well, why not?"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
"Just go ahead and say it. Say it to my face, Hinkwell!"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah i figured there was a mix up, you needed a nap not a snap....ping turtle!
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
"um, help?"
winner
― boxall, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
if you pass an old guy with balloons attached to his house, ask him if anyone is missing, and then tell him to go fuck himself
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
No, I make the best soup
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
lol roberto
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm bored."
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)
"When I hit puberty I'm going to turn into a swan."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)
I have a death wish
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
"well, in my opinion that kind of negative attitude is exactly what helps perpetuate outdated and oppressive species roles"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
"Fuck you, I'm flying!"
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
"ugh, whenever i fly i get stuck with the middle seat"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Boy, they really changed the evolution tree in Pokemon Turquoise!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
"And so I say to my therapist -- Come out of my shell? I'll show you coming out of my shell!"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
"Just dropping byyyyyyyy."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
"Tell my wife I love her."
"The fish couldn't make it. When do we start tessellating?"
― abanana, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
"Why a duck? Why not a turtle?"
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Seriously? Turtle's can't fly? Why didn't someone tell me soooneeeeeeeee....."
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
erm "Turtles" that is. No apostrophe.
"Want to scramble some eggs?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Actually, I'm not a duck. I'm working on an article for the New Yorker."
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
replace New Yorker with Rolling Stone and it might be a winner!
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, so it doesn't have the meta angle. I was also thinking the wording could be tweaked, like maybe throw in an italicized "really" before "a duck"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
"Half, on my mother's side."
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Actually, I'm not really a duck, I'm Barbara Ehrenreich"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Hey turtle, tell Aeschylus hi for me."
― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
forks' is real good too. you should submit it.
― s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)