Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"is that a photographer up there?"

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm actually very far away from you, but I'm disproportionately huge. This guy isn't all that good at perspective."

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

"you might know my dad, Gamera."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Someone told me this was a fancy dress migration."

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

"What are ya'll doing in my psychedelic ocean?"

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

you guys have never won this, right

frogbs, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"You said we had to be anseriformes on this flight? I thought we just had to fill out answer forms."

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't really care about flying south, I just wanted to shit on something."

goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"This is always the worst part of a timeshare swap."

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"After I beat that hare I thought 'the sky's the limit!'"

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

"Best. Upgrade. EVER!"

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

"hypnosis"

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

"is this a dream? what is that bright light? am i ... dying? oh ... god ... i am finally ... at peace..."

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

"Who you calling a dinosaur?"

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm on a jobswap with Superman!"

Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

"If you must know, I got 'Freaky Friday'-ed."

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

"It's not my negative space, or your negative space. it's our negative space."

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

"CAW! CAW!"

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

i think you mean "QUACK! QUACK!"

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

"got any lettuce?"

Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

"well the kids are all gone now and marcy- that's my wife, marcy- marcy said "you've always wanted to do it, you should go for it!" and i just thought, well, why not?"

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Just go ahead and say it. Say it to my face, Hinkwell!"

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah i figured there was a mix up, you needed a nap not a snap....ping turtle!

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

"um, help?"

winner

boxall, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

if you pass an old guy with balloons attached to his house, ask him if anyone is missing, and then tell him to go fuck himself

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

No, I make the best soup

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol roberto

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm bored."

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

"When I hit puberty I'm going to turn into a swan."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

I have a death wish

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

"well, in my opinion that kind of negative attitude is exactly what helps perpetuate outdated and oppressive species roles"

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

"Fuck you, I'm flying!"

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

"ugh, whenever i fly i get stuck with the middle seat"

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

"Boy, they really changed the evolution tree in Pokemon Turquoise!"

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

"And so I say to my therapist -- Come out of my shell? I'll show you coming out of my shell!"

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

"Just dropping byyyyyyyy."

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

"Tell my wife I love her."

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

"The fish couldn't make it. When do we start tessellating?"

abanana, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

"Why a duck? Why not a turtle?"

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

"Seriously? Turtle's can't fly? Why didn't someone tell me soooneeeeeeeee....."

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

erm "Turtles" that is. No apostrophe.

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Want to scramble some eggs?"

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

"Actually, I'm not a duck. I'm working on an article for the New Yorker."

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

replace New Yorker with Rolling Stone and it might be a winner!

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, so it doesn't have the meta angle. I was also thinking the wording could be tweaked, like maybe throw in an italicized "really" before "a duck"

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

"Half, on my mother's side."

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Actually, I'm not really a duck, I'm Barbara Ehrenreich"

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

"Hey turtle, tell Aeschylus hi for me."

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

forks' is real good too. you should submit it.

s.clover, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)


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