there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

i sadly shake my head when people misuse "survival of the fittest"

ssmdh

Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it

The phrase came from Herbert SPencer and it's always had that taint. xp

Social Darwinism, eugenics, etc

taint seems apt

"Taint Seems Apt" by Drake (featuring 2 Chainz)

survival of the fitness chicks, imo.

we cant be gifted a travolta style private jet goodbye kiss for every gay celebrity guys, sometimes we have to use our intuition and baseless rumors

― lag∞n, Monday, July 2, 2012 1:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

tom cruise employs people to get his life into us weekly, he cannot complain abt being in us weekly!

― lag∞n, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:06 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's that got to do with reading it?

― da croupier, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:10 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk i dont personally read us weekly

― lag∞n, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:10 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're glib, lagoon. you're glib.

― da croupier, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:11 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im sry i am being glib re celebrity gayness news

― lag∞n, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:11 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ou don't even know what celebrity gayness is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, lagoon, okay? That's what I've done. Then you go and you say where's-- where's the medical test? Where's the blood test that says how gay a celebrity you are?

― da croupier, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what are you going on about now?

― scott seward, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Because just knowing people who are gay celebrities isn't enough. You should be a little bit more responsible in knowing really--

― da croupier, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you can't ridicule tomkat who can you ridicule? its our right as americans.

― scott seward, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott, here's the point. What is the ideal scene for life. Okay. Ideal scene is someone not having to announce their sexuality. Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is a celebrity having to defend their privacy, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?

You just communicate about it. And the important thing is, like you and I talk about it, whether it's -- okay, if I wanna know something, I go and find out. Because I don't talk about things that I don't understand. I'll say, you know what? I'm not so sure about that. I'll go find more information about it so I can-- I can come to an opinion based on-- on the information that I have. I'm passionate about learning. I'm passionate about life, Scott.

― da croupier, Monday, July 2, 2012 3:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/BOo7I.gif

very well done

Took me a bit to get what was going on there.

OMG I am stupid I just got it

outstanding

yeah that's A+ work

If I have a vote I dont let Owens anywhere near Canton.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, July 2, 2012 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What if he wants to work at Arby's there.

― polyphonic, Monday, July 2, 2012 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Hall of Fame, wiseass

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:23 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*slow clap*

feel like ppl still aren't appreciating bill magill

maybe if u imagine bill as the dennis franz character from die hard II transported to a hal hartley film

and polyphonic is just the best foil for him, naturally

bravo! BRAVO!

but he should stick to riffs and not, say, attempt to be Jodie Foster's boyfriend

― your petty attempt at destroying me is laughable (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:29 PM

good advice for anybody really

― goole, Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:30 PM

Bill is the Judge Dredd to my Rico.

holy fuck abbz cartoon

subtle nuance excelsior:

frank ocean is not famous, hell get more burn off this than everything else hes done to date

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's bon iver famous

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont know that iver heard of him

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:45 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't Andre Benjamin like 40 now? How can he play someone who's 15 years younger than him?

― Tuomas, Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:21 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i watched war of the worlds last night and it was p rad

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:15 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can u write a point-by-point rebuttal of contenderizer's essay

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:21 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he just did

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just coming here to post that :)

there is a page we're all on, if you catch my meaning

Is that about the Spielberg WOTW?

yes

lol slocki

hahaaa

Isn't '96 more of a forgotten election than '04? I followed it fairly closely, and I don't remember a single specific about it.

― clemenza, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:20 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bob dole fell down

― max, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:20 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Direct quote from Bob Dole?

― clemenza, Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clemenza got one at last

congrats!

he took down that elephant thing hardcore

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6453/633534486296862365canad.jpg

shit the illuminati is even printing their own money now...

all i remember from t.v. in the 70's is malt shops and devil rape.

― scott seward, Friday, July 6, 2012 11:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wal-Mart got in trouble a few years back for selling Totenkopf shirts. It was one of the reasons I quit reading The Consumerist. It felt like their day was
- Totenkopf shirt at Alexandria, Virginia Wal-Mart (122nd Wal-Mart found to sell shirt)
- Cell phone pic shows clearance price tag with a three cent discount
- Best Buy asked me to check my receipt when I left the store with a swimming pool-sized TV
- Cell phone pic showing a three-pack of peanut butter with a higher per unit price than a single jar of peanut butter
- Totenkopf shirt at Lesotho, Ohio Wal-Mart (123rd Wal-Mart found to sell shirt)
- Best Buy tried to sell me a bad warranty

― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Friday, July 6, 2012 5:43 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sad that Lesotho, Ohio isn't a real place

I genuinely thought it was! I had a friend attending Ohio State and he'd write me letters full of references to Lesotho, OH. OTOH this guy communicates exclusively in weird in-jokes so it makes sense that it's imaginary.

maybe the joke was the college is an enclave within ohio

eg "My professor is from Lesotho, OH, and his jaw sometimes falls off mid-lecture to emit a smell of egg piss."

seems real

guys I came up with an anagram:

Banal Lesotho, OH, OTOH...ho to ho. Oh, to sell a nab.

er, pallindrome

palindrome

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