The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

You are welcome.

Who censors a tush?
http://www.faithmouse.com/fox-news-red-eye.jpg

As goons suggested, be careful to dole out the obama action in limited amounts, lest you swamp the market and run out of ideas too quickly

$610 x 365 = $222,650

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout_obama.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout-obama.jpg

Running out of ideas has never been a problem; just deciding which ones to develop. People are enthusiastic about the Obama unicorns, and I don't mind painting them, so I'll just continue until I get bored.

Love the nice, big hi-res pix. Really helps get across the feel: paint handling, texture, etc. Armband is a nice touch. Does it have special properties, or is it just an armband? Plus horse coat is genius! All the Obama nudes are excellent, but I especially love the planecrash one from a couple days back. Geese in the engines, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Rushmore, ghost of windshield strut showing thru may be an error but it totally saves the composition. Looks freaking GREAT. Plus topical and so damn fast!

You should do at least one super-detailed Unicorn mounted Obama nude as a project piece, to commemorate of otherwise observe the moment. History will be glad you did.

omg the hudson river one, omg omg omg

I KNOW! Plus I like how his butt is all pink and perky.

holee shit

Although in the standing 'corn one Obama looks more like Jack Webb.

I love yr paintings, Dan, but in truth, I love yr comics more.

I'd rather draw Faithmouse than paint. Maybe good things will happen for the cartoon as a result of all the publicity for the paintings.

Also, I agree-Obama's face looks a little too Jack Webby, so I'm giving him a repainting.

Dan, are you going to keep faithmouse as a more-or-less single panel thing, or do you want to expand out to a full strip or even a full/mini comic?

If nothing else, I would submit some of your pop star/celeb caricature drawing work to Mad & Cracked, see what they say.

I submitted both the celeb toons and Faithmouse to Mad during the past few years. Cracked folded as a magazine, but I sent them cartoons online anyway. The way I see it, if I can get a fair price for the paintings it should buy time to draw more cartoons.

I'm still drawing both single panel toons and also trying to commit myself time-wise to the adult side of the feature-

http://www.faithmouse.com/brand_new_day.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_brand_new_day.gif
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_brand_new_day_2.jpg
One more panel for this one...

Cracked's still out there as a site, tho.

They hired Jay Pinkerton, among others.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_unicorn_rush_limbaugh.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/camp_lei.jpg

'Camp Lei'

I noticed the Cracked blog is snarking Mad magazine for going to a quarterly.

just so very special.

Mr. Lacey, I just noticed one of your paintings in this web video:

Oh, that's fantastic. Thanks!

Dan Lacey, the Painter of Pancakes, Comes To Fleshbot

lol, I can see I'm going to have difficulty explaining why I'm looking at fleshbot at work.

don't you have an original??

A drive led by a conservative site to remove my art auctions from Ebay-

“Obama Porn” Artist Shifts From Obama PornTo Implied Child Porn and Full Frontal Nudity on Ebay - Alamo City Pundit

My response

Alamo City Pundit Leads Drive To Have Paintings Removed From Ebay - Faithmouse Blog

http://www.faithmouse.com/george_bush_portrait_banner.jpg

haha

"Well, the more I thought about this just-plain-creepy stuff, the more upset I got about it. This is not really art; it’s just ego-indulgence on the part of the artist. Why in the world anyone would want to buy this is beyond me.
I’m going to watch Ebay carefully on this. If I don’t see any action by the end of the “Ugly Betty” auction (Friday afternoon), I’m going to saddle my horse, get my lance, and prepare to tilt at some windmills while I report this to the local authorities. (Whomever that may be; I’ll check into it tomorrow.)

Let’s put a little pressure on this dirtbag. Complain HERE, and complain often."

Wow, just wow at this fucking guy. What's his beef with you? Do you know him personally Dan? What an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Misunderstanding

In the second painting the unicorn and nude President Obama are apparently giving each other backrubs. It occurs to me as I write this the latent homo-eroticism just drips from the canvas, really.

latent

He's says he's going to report my Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn paintings to the police.

No, don't know him.

oh I hope he posts the transcript of his conversation with the police

Dan, based on the success of Fallout Obama, can you do Obama(or David Tennant or even The New Guy) sticking his head out of the Tardis to have a look around?

(extra points if you can have Obama meeting Jon Pertwee)

Maybe Obama and Penelope inspiring Daleks to live peaceful and productive lives, with a Tardis in the background.

Or entering the Tardis and exiting the Phantom Toolbooth.

http://www.faithmouse.com/universal_health_care.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/pancake_pastoral.jpg

i was looking for the picture of prince riding a unicorn naked but found this instead:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/ed/c26cc060ada01fb7d3a4f110.L.jpg

There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.

(DL, from the page Dan linked above.)

I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!

I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.

Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.

NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg

Don't get it...?

Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg

Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)

Truly a picture worthy of a dream.

guernico_O

Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW

Obama: The Raging Sea-
http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg

Socks the Cat memorial portrait-
http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg

Hmm, not bad.

The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.

that's Pio of Pietrelcina

Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.

its true

Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker

NSFW

whoa

lol at pink dolphin ref.