Damn Serena's big serve :(
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:57 (fourteen years ago)
I reckon there's a market for someone to stream alternative, witty, knowledgeable commentary for the slams. Someone should do this. I'd say Lex, but his laptop is not up to it.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
AMAZING point Jay-Z! TB! Take it!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
Jay-Z's speed <3
Jia you!
― Roz, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
Silliams' ensemble, with the hair and the pink pants, is roundly terrible in a way that I can't help but find enjoyable.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:12 (fourteen years ago)
ALSO FURTHER FUCK YOU TO MY TV FOR SHOWING VUVURENKA and forcing me to watch basic streams for Jay-Z.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:16 (fourteen years ago)
No Jie, no, no.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
The look on her face said she wasn't afraid to win there - would not be intimidated. Now take it all!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
Go on Zheng.. no chokadelics.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
Paszek beats Wickmayer :D :D :D
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
who needs a 5th wimbledon anyway
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:26 (fourteen years ago)
Um hang on Shvedova just won a GOLDEN SET over Errani
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
I saw the score was 6-0 and wasn't surprised. But good on Shredder!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
That has not happened in ALL MY YEARS of watching this sport, that's insane - though weirdly Shvedova has come the closest. Memphis 06 vs Frazier, she led 5-0 40-0 without having lost a point. Ended up losing that match 6-1 0-6 0-6, lol.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
are you fucking kidding me? 24-0 to shvedova, lex? are you serious? that is omfg. i'd be even more excited but my life is slowly crashing and burning around me right now
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
can zheng please just hit 4 DFs or something? would really appreciate it
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
Yes, 24-0! And lol if the Frazier match repeats itself - Errani breaks to open the second set.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
yay 1 DF down! 3 more! 3 more!
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
Zheng won basically every rally in the first set.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
SERENA YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 FUCKING CHALLENGE THAT! UGHHHH
oh wait, serena just won the game. meltdown over. COME THE FUCK ON! FIGHT BITCH!
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
This Cepelova's got game. Better on serve and she'd be a huge threat to beat Azarenka here. As it is she might sneak this second set.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
ughhhhhhh why can't zheng just go away :(
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
because Zheng is amazing :)
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:52 (fourteen years ago)
I am watching the Ivanovic match like some sort of masochist.
I think there were more onanists than masochists watching that match. I want the Beeb to employ the Lex as some sort of raving/ranting reporter for next year's Wimbers.
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
... I actually meant to say "roving" there, but "raving" will do
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
YES at that forehand return.
please break, my nerves can't take much more
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
NO at that forehand return.
yes serena hit every ball down the middle with pace, great tactic!!!
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
0-40! Return right at Silliams' feet :D
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
AGH Serena's shots just clipping lines >:(
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
oh FUCK OFF Serena I have seen that game too many times
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
Todd Woodbridge: "We're unable to show you the Williams/Zheng game due to contractual obligations," (which is why I'm on a fucking stream) "but we will be going straight to the match between Andy Roddick and David Ferrer".
FOR. FUCK'S. SAKE. WHO. CARES.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:10 (fourteen years ago)
Ha, Serena second serve that actually literally bounces over Jie's head.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
Couple of GREAT winners by Jie in that game - superb BH wrong-footer and the most incredible angled BH.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
Serena's returning is just disgraceful.
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
Just tuned into this, gonna be shocked if Serena wins
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
Serena is serving impeccably though, and not choking/crying like at RG
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol I said that before that ludicrously great service game from her
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
Nooo come on Jie!
― Roz, Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
Aargh fuck this is it isn't it :(
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
No, no not like this.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
OR NOT!!!!
:((((((((((((((
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
Arghhhhhhhhhh!
― Roz, Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
and it begins
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
Hah wow
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Fucking linesmen keep fucking Jie over
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
Nooooooooo
― Roz, Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)
That was not cool.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 14:52 (fourteen years ago)