oh dear
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
oh shit, is Benneteau okay?
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
:/
Trainer out...
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Friday, 29 June 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
that is a vigorous massage
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
the hell? is that allowed?
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
Boris says not
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
well now
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Imminent breadstick :(
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Friday, 29 June 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Is this gonna be like RG09 where Nadal goes out early, Fed goes down two sets the next day but wins the whole thing anyway?
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
I blinked and the breadstick HAPPENED
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Friday, 29 June 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
When does Murray choke under the inevitable "now is HIS CHANCE!!!1111" press headlines btw? QF to Pony or SF to Tsonga?
I'm hoping against Pony but most prob in the semis
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
lol Roger still looks stunned
― Roz, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
Now is his chance for what, is the question...don't think anybody believes he'll beat Djoko (assumng he'll reach; Fed was terrible till he woke up) so that still should take the pressure off reaching a final. And he has reached 3x of them so..
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)
oh god fuck the BBC so much
fluff interviews and nonsense empty commentators rabbiting on about Brian Baker instead of HIS ACTUAL MATCH THAT'S HAPPENING NOW
and then they move on to fucking fluff hype about Baghdatis/Murray!!!! SHOW THE ACTUAL FUCKING TENNIS YOU MORONS I HATE YOU SO MUCH
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:58 (thirteen years ago)
Why the fuck do I have to watch a dodgy Italian stream for LIVE WIMBLEDON TENNIS? For fuck's sake. This is what I do for, like, mickey mouse tournaments in Morocco.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:02 (thirteen years ago)
Paire broken from 40-0 up rmde
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:14 (thirteen years ago)
Paire unexpectedly recovering from the brink of racquet-smashing meltdown from a break down in the second with a HUGE BH, and it transpires that Baker has a temper too...
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)
PAIRE STEPPIN' UP! Breaks for the second set with some really special stuff - a WOW volley at 0-15 and a BH winner that just clips the line on SP.
He's really rather fine looking, too.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
I am watching the Ivanovic match like some sort of masochist. DF on set point, why of course...
― katstevens, Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
Though lol @ commentators talking about ANYTHING other than Ana and Gorgeous or the match itself - the weather, the view to the Shard, plastic racket strings, the Olympics...
― katstevens, Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)
Hoping Goerges wins because duh, Ana is getting close to the top 10 and we really cannot be having that, whereas Goerges will just shit up everything for months if she gets a decent result - now that I can live with.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
LOL. Paire changed his racquet, and within two points smashed the new one. So just picked the old one up again.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)
Anyway fuck all these scrubs, PETRA is on.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:20 (thirteen years ago)
(I like Paire, though)
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)
The point of tanking the end of a set is to come oput with renewed vigour, Benoit.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
Nice opening service game from Jay-Z. Add oil!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
Jay-Z is the sort of player who could beat Silliams if she had a good day. Such an amazing returner who thrives on pace. Also SUPER AWESOME game for fast surfaces, <3 her.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)
yay Ivanovic!
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
WOW at that running FH DTL wrong-footer
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
Really like seeing her strutting around the court :-)
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)
wtf why is my TV showing that pointless fucking bit where they introduce all the cunts in the royal box when there is TENNIS GOING ON, INCLUDING LIVE ON THAT COURT. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
Lol
Would pay cash money to have lex and edwardo doing the BBC's min-by-min text commentary.
― pandemic, Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
Damn Serena's big serve :(
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
I reckon there's a market for someone to stream alternative, witty, knowledgeable commentary for the slams. Someone should do this. I'd say Lex, but his laptop is not up to it.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
AMAZING point Jay-Z! TB! Take it!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
Jay-Z's speed <3
Jia you!
― Roz, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
Silliams' ensemble, with the hair and the pink pants, is roundly terrible in a way that I can't help but find enjoyable.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
ALSO FURTHER FUCK YOU TO MY TV FOR SHOWING VUVURENKA and forcing me to watch basic streams for Jay-Z.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)
No Jie, no, no.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
The look on her face said she wasn't afraid to win there - would not be intimidated. Now take it all!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
Go on Zheng.. no chokadelics.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
Paszek beats Wickmayer :D :D :D
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
who needs a 5th wimbledon anyway
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)
Um hang on Shvedova just won a GOLDEN SET over Errani
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
I saw the score was 6-0 and wasn't surprised. But good on Shredder!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
That has not happened in ALL MY YEARS of watching this sport, that's insane - though weirdly Shvedova has come the closest. Memphis 06 vs Frazier, she led 5-0 40-0 without having lost a point. Ended up losing that match 6-1 0-6 0-6, lol.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:28 (thirteen years ago)
are you fucking kidding me? 24-0 to shvedova, lex? are you serious? that is omfg. i'd be even more excited but my life is slowly crashing and burning around me right now
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:29 (thirteen years ago)
can zheng please just hit 4 DFs or something? would really appreciate it
― uberweiss, Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)