Fake or no fake, Balotelli OTM
― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
it's definitely fake though
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
lol u tard
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
enoch balotelli has/had a twitter acct iirc
tangent time, but have any of you got the game "score classic goals" for iphone? it is really fun and i think people here would enjoy it a lot. you basically recreate loads of classic international goals by swiping to pass the ball or shoot in the right place. pretty easy but a nicely designed trip down memory lane.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
Mario's real account has his photo with Drake as the icon iirc.
― boxall, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
Vialli described it as more of a 2-8-0. Eventually we'll re-invert the pyramid.
Years ago a friend of mine dimissed Portugal as a goalkeeper and 10 midfield players!
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
everyone should watch the highlights of barcelona 5 villarreal 0 from early last season
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
I remember that match, phenomenal even by Barcelona's standards. The high point of Fabregas' season? Too bad it sunk the yellow submarine.
― boxall, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, June 29, 2012 2:44 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha, this is more fun than it has any right to be
― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
this meme has potentialhttp://i.imgur.com/i6tIC.jpg
― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)
looool
― caek, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
most egregious commentary of the night was calling these jokers "a coupla marios"http://i.minus.com/iE67qnM67nXgw.gif
― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, bristled at that one
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
cue Lawro - "Geeks!"
― Number None, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
Luigi looks like he's shouting DADDY then fixing his moustache.
― you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
Not a sentence you read too often
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)
Is that Sacha Baron Cohen on the right?
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
Working on a new character perhaps?
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)
I think it was one Mario there and one on the bench that made the "couple".
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
It was
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
Spare a thought for Mario Gomez, who started the tournament with a big hype man bellowing his name and ended up the fourth Mario in the pecking order, below Luigi.
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
A man in a green dinosaur suit refused to shake his hand in the tunnel.
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton
Think this makes Englands performance nowhere near as bad as certain media types made out. England would of beaten Germany on this showing.
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
unlike martin samuel he didn't complain about hodgson's failure to use 'england's baresi', 20 yr old player without a position phil jones
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)
omg england's baresi?
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2165149/Euro-2012-Why-did-Roy-Hodgson-Phil-Jones--Martin-Samuel.html
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
tbf Samuel just quoted Capello, I'm sure he didn't write the headline.
― boxall, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
i think i just threw up a little
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
not even englands trabelsi tbph
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
Phil Jones was outstanding for half a season and calamitous for the second half. Might have been better in there than Henderson though. Rio Ferdinand was taken to France 98 without making it onto the pitch so I'm sure Jones will recover.
It should be illegal to link to Martin Samuel by the way.
― Matt DC, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
the headline might have been written by someone else but it doesn't traduce his horribly conflated argument which confuses 'phil jones could one day be a very good player' and 'phil jones is presently slightly better at charging around than jordan henderson'
both of which are true enough
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
England's Chimbonda at a push
― you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
england's chimbonda (former wigan fullback who gets a move to a top six side in their late twenties) = leighton baines
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
I was wondering how long it'd take that argument to appear, didn't think Barton'd be the fool delivering it. Though if I had, I'd've bet good money on it containing the words 'would of'.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
you would'of bet
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
man do i miss this guy
Redknapp said: "You never know what you're going to get with Mario Balotelli but one thing is certain - he is a major talent.
"He stunned Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-final and his second goal was fantastic. I actually tried to sign him for Tottenham before he went to Manchester City. I'd admired him for a while and I went over to Italy to watch him play. I was impressed and I met up with him too.
"We wanted him on a loan deal but his club weren't keen and it never happened. Shame because he's definitely got it and, at only 21-years-old, he'll be terrorising defenders for many seasons to come."
― mizzell, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0629/soc_g_euro-29_mb_576_576.jpg
― mizzell, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
love pirlo and motta in that pic. this is the most likeable italian team i have experienced. i have a soft spot for di natale, so would like to see him play even though balotelli and cassano have been great.
― mizzell, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
My gf has a 'soft spot' for di Natale, too.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
A guy who sends work my way is a ringer for di Natale, I've been wrestling hard with whether to mention it or not.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
I like the way they don't seem to have anyone who puts his hands together to implore a referee. That's the main thing.
― Alba, Saturday, 30 June 2012 09:32 (thirteen years ago)
There hasn't been much of that from any team and also not that much diving and play-acting, not even from Portugal
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 09:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.oleole.it/media/main/images/blogs/images/group1/subgrp166/iniesta_452179.jpg
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/euroaction/bp28.jpg
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 30 June 2012 09:47 (thirteen years ago)
need to do a poll "diving and playacting vs fouling and kicking" and then abuse everyone who thinks that the former is somehow a worse form of cheating in football.
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)
Not been much fouling and kicking either!
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
spain really are impressive, they've managed to make all my french friends root for italy on sunday ! which is quite a feat considering there's usually not a lot of love between france & italy in football
― Jibe, Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
Balotelli managed by Redknapp would have been awesome. What a lost opportunity!
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/euroaction/bp34.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 June 2012 10:16 (thirteen years ago)
Platini has to be stopped
― Number None, Saturday, 30 June 2012 11:08 (thirteen years ago)