My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Liz Phair can do the jingle.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

(er... 'commercial jingle' that is)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That head shaking thing they do after you take a shot is kind of fun.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm praying that's a liquor reference.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Do the patrons sauce their own burgers?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you all get genital warts for ruining my nice thread.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

well, if someone got off their lazy hiney & sold their sister, someone wouldn't have to work at hooters, now, would they?

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "my nice thread"

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, OK, seriously - of the half-dozen current/former Hooters waitresses I've known, none of them had a good thing to say about the job.

The food is cheap, the men tend to be scum (see this thread for examples) and thus the tips are crap. If I was going to put up with creepy guys ogling me for eight hours at a time, I had better be making good money (though I'd probably get by on the flattery itself for awhile).

("Hooters - For Pretty Bukkake!")

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=42331

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been reading this thread for like 15 minutes, and now it was ALL WORTH IT, Matos!

― Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

yay! I win!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I find it uber creepy that Matos keeps depicting me as the little girl.

(that's a good thing)

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

She's the ONLY girl though! Would you rather be Milkman Dan?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Kind of, yeah. Or the one that looks like Edgar Allan Poe! He should work at Hooters, for real.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

They should open a Hooters that hires skinny men with mantitties and call it Manhooters.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If I was taller and in better shape, I would totally try to be an exotic dancer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what nickalicious sez--it's the only female character there, yo!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Beats office work.

Beats off is work?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

They should open a Hooters that hires skinny men with mantitties and call it Manhooters.

Dooders, maybe?

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if Dooders has a corporate partner named Cooters.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

well, there's already a long-standing Seattle hamburger establishment called Dick's, so that one's out... {haha, get it, OUT?! I kill me! < /Alf>}

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

OMG now she's going on dates with a guy who is only called "J0e the Italian" who is 20 and owns his own house, wtf?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it cutty?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope so.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041022/capt.sha10610221701.china_hooters_sha106.jpg
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/food/3841747/detail.html

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hooters"

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

they should call that place "big asses"

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boomers"?

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.a-1signs.com/CRACKER-BARREL.jpg

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

What came first? The restaurant or the euphemism?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

for tits? the euphemism

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a restaurant called Tits?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never been to Hooters, but i see some of the waitresses on the train sometimes, and they are always flat as a board. what gives?

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

where are wings in that photo?

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the cut of the shorts is such that in order to look at all presentable and not too-explicit in them (remember, they're handling food), you have to be pretty damn slim and athletic. Thus somewhat lowering the busty-pool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no offense to flat chested land dwelling females

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't the Sultan of Brunei's son Jefri have a yacht called 'tits'?

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yes he did! he auctioned off a lot of his belongings including "tits" and several gold toilet roll holders and stuff like that. GREAT story.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You have not been to the Hollywood Hooters then.

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

As previously reported, Prince Jefri -- brother of the sultan of Brunei, an oil-rich country on the northern coast of Borneo -- has had his allowance cut by the sultan to only $300,000 a month, a punishment because Jefri had been wasting so much of the family's money. Jefri allegedly blew $15 billion in his role as the country's finance minister. Now, Jefri's vast collection of consumer goods -- some 10,000 items, including hundreds of cars, 17 airplanes and several yachts -- has been sold at auction for a total of merely $7.8 million. Among the items to go were Jefri's favored yacht, which he had named "Tits," with its twin dinghies named "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2." Until two years ago, the sultan was the world's richest man, but his fortune is believed to have shrunk to about $10 billion.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank goodness that wealth is not exclusively confined to those without a sense of humour.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

only $300,000 a month! poor guy!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha but this story is funnier if he picked that name for non-funny reasons!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know how funny he meant it to be. Guy sounds like an asshole.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I came to bury Prince Jefri, not to praise him!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipple 1 and Nipple 2! I thought the "Tits" part was stupid, but that totally redeems it. (I so want to party with this dude.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

How do 17 airplanes etc add up to only $7.8 million?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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