I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

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Half the time I can't tell whether I am reading this thread or the Plan My Wedding thread.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

(x-post, meant to be posted after Ally's post)

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Mountain Dew was invented in Knoxville.

(This is mostly true.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

oh there's no wedding.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

i've tried diet and code red--both were disgusting. but the original is cherce.

perhaps we should toast with it at the WEDDING

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

I really don't understand the massive amount of dislike for Code Red. I much prefer it to the original, though I think Dan might be right, Baja Blast is the kid at school that everybody likes.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

(There are so many points in that last post of mine where I wanted to stop but it felt like demons were egging me on.)

(And yes, if Code Red was the color of Baja Blast I would have much less of a problem with it.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

omg dan. you've finally gone too far.

And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Like Wild Cherry Pepsi is this huge improvement

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Drink That Funky Pepsi, White Boy.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

God what is wrong with all of you people that you'd even consider putting these things into your bodies.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

You're the one marrying Tom.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm not putting him in my body either!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I guess your mom hasn't told you about what happens on the honeymoon yet.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I.e., YOU WILL BE FORCEFED ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

ALL YOUR DEWS ARE BELONG TO US

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE IGNORING ME

I CANNOT MARRY A PERSON WHO HAS DRANK ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I love this thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ALLY YOU NEED TO QUIT DRINKING HATORADE AND SUPPORT YOUR FIANCEE IN HIS GOALS. TAKE AN INTEREST IN HIS HOBBIES.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

HIS HOBBIES ARE STUPID

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW SO MUCH

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I hated the kid in class everyone loved. I hate Baja Blast. High fructose window cleaner.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Nick! I agree. I have also decided that I need to start playing World of WarCraft.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I'M SURE TOM SUPPORTS YOUR GIRLY HOBBIES LIKE BUYING PRETTY DRESSES, DISCUSSING TAMPON ABSORPTION, AND LESBIAN BARBIES. RETURN THE FAVOR.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Are you going to be hitting the TAB next?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE ONLY DISCUSSED TAMPON ABSORPTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON ONCE IN MY LIFE, STOP ACCUSING ME OF BULLSHIT THAT I AIN'T DONE. ALSO HE DOESN'T SUPPORT ME IN ANY WAY BESIDES GIVING ME ALL OF HIS MONEY.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Like Wild Cherry Pepsi is this huge improvement

I know, I know! But the other fucking Pepsi products available were much shittier, and at least it didn't taste like bleach (or tastes like the scent of bleach, as I've never knowingly consumed any), unlike the goddamned water fountains at the arena.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE UNION OF NICK & TOM

THERE WILL BE A MOUNTAIN DEW FOUNTAIN AND DANCING

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Plus, it was a free complimentary cup and I didn't have (money) to pay $1.50 for a bottle of Aquafina.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

MD Pitch Black II (black, "grape," sour version of Pitch Black)

I am intrigued! Anyone know if this available in Canada?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

You should've offered to french the bodega man, I mean that usually works to get a free beverage.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

TAB is so dull.
Why don't other beverages come out with weird random assortments of made-up flavors?
I still haven't tried Sprite Remix Aruba Jam. The original Sprite Remix was pretty worthless.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I don't even like Mountain Dew! I just think Tom's sticktoittiveness is admirable.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

He sets a goal, and then he ACCOMPLISHES THAT GOAL.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Why don't you just buy a bottle of Karo and drink that.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I have also drank all the Frescas and all of the Squirts. Grapefruit flavored sodas get a bad rap.

Now I'll drink to that!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

MEANT TO TELL YOU

I HAVE DRANK
THE MOUNTAIN DEWS
THAT WAS IN
THE FRIDGE

AND WHICH
Y'ALL PROBABLY
WAS GONNA HAVE
WITH YOUR PIZZA.

MY BAD.
THEY WAS PRETTY GOOD
SO SYRUPY
AND FROSTY.

(EXCEPT FOR THAT CODE RED,
DUDE THAT SHITS STANK)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I only drink Coke Zero now.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Recipe for drink:

Bottle of Karo Corn Syrup
Whatever you feel like adding in to flavor with (examples: cherries, lychees, mandarin oranges, wasabi)
Coffee (for caffiene)

Mix in blender and drink. Any flavor you want!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

That just sounds like my steak marinade.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE BOOTLEG SODAS

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

God I miss Dr. Slice.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

MAYBE YOUR MOM BOUGHT ALL THE SODA IN HISTORY

WTF MORE LIKE YOUR BACON "MARINADE" EXCEPT THAT MIGHT'VE ALSO INCLUDED KOOL-AID POWDER AND A SHOT OF SAMBUCCA.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Pecker and Orange Crash

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE HAD ALL THE "SMARTLIFE" BRAND FAKE SANDWICH DELI MEATS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Tombot, you never her birthday!!!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

IF I HAD A FUNCTIONAL CUISINART, I WOULD MAKE MY OWN FUCKING SODA! BUT IT'S BROKEN! NOW I'LL HAVE TO COUNT TO TEN AND IF IT DOESN'T START BLENDING I'LL HAVE TO START THE BEATING OVER!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

why doesn't ally post on the noize board anymore? :(

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

N/A I COMMEND YOU. NEXT STOP ALL THE BOCA BURGERS

xpost cutty cos teh noize board is NSFW sometimes, without warning, and I have a big corner office that I share with someone else :(

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

DRANK ALL THE "SQUIRTS"

― nklshs @ other desk omg, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

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your post says oh no but your tummy says, actually it says oh no too

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:18 (three years ago)

i shant be trying that one but in my mind it is sickly sweet even moreso than pepsi already is

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:52 (three years ago)

Peeps essence

― calstars, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (three years ago)

I'd rather eat a Pepsi marshmallow than whatever that is.

― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (three years ago)

https://i.redd.it/uo5zl5w69mc81.jpg

― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:16 (three years ago)

they needed to call this peepsi and i am furious that they did not

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:33 (three years ago)

i kinda want to try the fruit cake one

― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:37 (three years ago)

dew + rum + citron, top it off with a candied cherry, watch as your pancreas busts out of your gut and tumbles gibbering into the night 🍹

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:47 (three years ago)

i like the cut of your jib

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:58 (three years ago)

-bering pancreas <3

― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 07:06 (three years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:10 (two years ago)

That guy’s poor heart

― calstars, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:43 (two years ago)

heroic

i'd be more impressed if he'd smooth-poured the dews so they were still fizzy tho

― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 00:52 (two years ago)

one year passes...

*bump*

― Thrapple from the Apple (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 July 2024 20:47 (one year ago)

will we accept Mtn Dew Kickstart as a Dew? I've had most of those. The orange one reminds me of Minute Maid Orange soda (rip) and the pineapple one has real pineapple juice

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 22 July 2024 20:51 (one year ago)

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