Hello? [This is Spencer Chow's first and only thread. Please read even if you hate me because I think it is very important.]

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Strictly speaking, not a bust, but seriously, who makes these products and do they try to be as unflattering as they can?

http://space-figuren.de/usshop/images/necakbbridestatue.jpg

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Kill Bill Mego dolls would be so great

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY SCULPTED BY THE BLIND!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the disembodied heads come separately?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin: It's very impressive, yes.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think if you bought several Samuel L. Jacksons and put them in the windows of your house, it would be an effective deterrent to crime.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it might also be a deterrent to me living in my house!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean I wouldn't want to enter this house:

http://www.ultimatetoys.com.my/New/star%20wars/new%20minibusts%20dark%20horse/new%20aotcminibusts.jpg

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, because whoever lives there will CUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the obi-wan bust and was wondering what is he doing with his teeth. It's like he's doing the Rick face from The Young Ones.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://goldenscore.free.fr/images/boxinghelena.jpg

hahahaha "HANDS UP WHO LIKES ME???? Ohhh..."

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly, "Sherilyn Fenn bust" turns up no image results on google.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

google is a goddamn liar.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

In case anyone isn't seeing the link to the original video.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Richie: And sure enough, the pressure came on the last week when we realized we're gonna do it at the American Music Awards, and we wrote this song, uh--Michael and I did it very fast under the pressure, but what gave it even more pressure was I was also hosting the “American Music Awards” that year.

Tavis: Outrageous!

Richie: Outrageous.

Tavis: Outrageous!

Richie: You know. And not only that, it was just--To show you the impact of this--

Tavis: Now, folk who were 15 do not know what I--what we just did, but anyway. Yeah.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Outrageous!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I still remember the camera zooms and the look on his face.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, I could probably sculpt it in clay from memory...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you blind?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, man, that video has some moments. That fist chenching thing he does to denote extra sincerity? Hott. Or when he calls her, sings to her, then just hangs up? That's so smooth.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
Hello?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, don't forget that he's a drama instructor!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

is it pee you're looking for?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i also would sing "doo doo doo" during the "i love you" part, i thought it was hilarious.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"she's a greasy rubber"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i could keep going.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Lara will be informed at the earliest opportunity. I would not be surprised if marriage was the end-result.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the shatner bust looks like ian mackaye:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/oxfordoutlet_1842_27491043
http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv/fam/biom1/mack04.jpg

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

spencer i think i killed your thread. i am so very sorry...

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I will only marry Lionel Richie. Spencer, your thread has completed me.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me of the doco on Hells Angels last night, with a cameo by Ray Parker Jr telling the story of how he got caught up in the middle of the biggest ever biker gang riot. Ray Parker Jr!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I want to try to make one!

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

DYING WITH LAUGHTER

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me of the doco on Hells Angels last night, with a cameo by Ray Parker Jr telling the story of how he got caught up in the middle of the biggest ever biker gang riot. Ray Parker Jr!

i *almost watched that. TARNATION...

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Finally! Now, I'll sleep better at night knowing there's a clay Lionel head out there. Oh, what a feeling.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Clay Irene Cara head to thread!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The sponge is just there to support Lionel's huge jaw.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

If that Lionel head was made out of refried beans it would be the most killer chip-dip at any party ever in the history of the world.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken haha that made me chortle too

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you imagine a Lionel Richie cookie jar? I want to serve cookies out of his head.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicole, you are an inspired genius. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If that Lionel head was made out of refried beans it would be the most killer chip-dip at any party ever in the history of the world.

That was exactly what I was thinking.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It would also make an interesting cat food bowl.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It would! It would probably scare my dog though, he's kind of skittish.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend made a tom jones cookie jar head.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not unusual.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

*rim shot*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Da-da-da-da-da!

(xpost)

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) Ew! Oh wait... San Fernando Valley terms be confusing me...

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring Me The Clay Head of Lionel Richie!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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Yup

― The Starry-Eyed Messenger Service (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

can't believe the original page was left to die. luckily:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040415034931/http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/

― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:42 (ten years ago)

no images

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:14 (ten years ago)

hmm, they were there earlier:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040415034931/http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/

you may have to click on the captures link at the top and click on a date.

― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:12 (ten years ago)

meant to post this link:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040701000000*/http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel

― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:14 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

On my Nextdoor web site. Not sure how long the link will be good.

https://d3926qxcw0e1bh.cloudfront.net/post_photos/9a/b5/9ab543c0d00dc4b47c9d4c063b6ab85d.jpg.x.jpg

― nickn, Saturday, 3 February 2018 05:40 (eight years ago)

For a yard sale,

Yard Sale - Saturday, Feb. 3rd 8am-12pm
Tons of children’s, men’s and women’s clothes, toys, kids bikes, sporting equipment, housewares and other assorted treasures!
1167 N Catalina Ave (1 block south of Washington)

― nickn, Saturday, 3 February 2018 05:45 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

This is Spencer Chow's first and only thread.

Out of malicious curiosity, I did a search. By gum, it turns out Spencer had already started 7(!) threads prior to this one. And to think I believed in him once upon a time.

(shakes head sorrowfully)

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 03:56 (seven years ago)

Print the legend!

― 3-Way Tie (For James Last) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 04:16 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6wxx1zxc5Qij9PsFSVdLew

― St Etienne Is Real (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 September 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

ten months pass...

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67464060_1739613139516701_5424826411070259200_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnfP6jEOZ6z-Upm3iQ9tsK8e06qzQzy0O6zbTZuosP7MMp9yMLzjSZonP7oAjJtIZ6rw_aVtL9J0hRomsMZvYL_&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=2c45b30b33fd8aa9c16b69f7391de1eb&oe=5DA6FDA1

― nickn, Sunday, 28 July 2019 19:01 (six years ago)

seven months pass...

Next Level Outrageous!
http://www.tomspinadesigns.com/custom-sculpture/bronze-bust-gifts/lionel-richie-hello-sculpture-bust/

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 19 March 2020 03:41 (six years ago)

Hello?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 March 2020 04:18 (six years ago)

I saw a meme recently with Lionel and the "Hello..." caption with him holding a pack of toilet paper. Not quite worthy of this thread so I didn't post it.

― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 05:24 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo

― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 19 March 2020 05:32 (six years ago)

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